Grown Up Goslings 2005
GOOSE WARS! A NON-FICTION TALE!
No one but me knows this but, for 2 years now, at Rio, there have been 2 tribes of geese, good and bad (that was obvious). So, it all started when people fed one group of geese (which became the good ones), and the ones that didn't get fed, became the bad ones.
The bad ones got jealous fast. Soon enough, they made poop-powered goose bazookas. But the good ones were on to the bad ones, so they copied the bazookas and the evil geese were furious and started a war!
I've been investigating them since a month after it started, long enough to tell the good geese from the bad. Hypnotizing neutrals into being good is easy though. If you want to tell were a battle has happened, just look for an area covered in feathers (battle feathers).
Now the bazookas have been destroyed (they sank in the water) so that's the end of the war right? Wrong! They were destroyed 2 months and 7 days ago! But anyway, this war should go on for another decade or 18!
And yet more evidence that these geese are either of mixed parentage or involved adoption in the family of eight.
Adam's "non-fiction" turkey essay
The adventures of the Rio goslings:
Goslings in the Sun
Grown Up Geese
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