NOW VOYAGER The Official Newsletter of the Kate Mulgrew Appreciation Society Volume IV Number 3/4 ALL ABOUT NOW VOYAGER Greetings from the Kate Mulgrew Appreciation Society, KMAS Inc., a Maryland non-profit corporation and member of the National Association of Fan Clubs. You can reach us at P.O. Box 64539, Chicago, IL 60664-0539, or online at KMASinc@aol.com. KMAS Inc. is Kate Mulgrew's official fan club. Current yearly dues are $25/U.S.-Canada-Mexico, $40/Overseas (U.S. bank funds only). Send Self-Addressed Stamped Envelope for information, or $5 for a sample issue of Now Voyager, or e-mail for the electronic edition of this quarterly newsletter. If you would like a copy of our submission guidelines or our bylaws, send a S.A.S.E. Now Voyager is on the World Wide Web at http://members.aol.com/nowvoy/. This is a not-for-profit, amateur publication and is not intended to infringe upon any copyrights. All material is copyrighted by the authors except for the trademarks and patents of Viacom, Inc. and other corporations. No part of this newsletter may be reproduced or forwarded without permission, in print or electronically. The opinions expressed herein are not necessarily those of the editors, KMAS Inc., Kate Mulgrew, or Paramount Pictures. ____________________________________________________ KMAS INC. BOARD OF DIRECTORS Paul Anderson, Gopher Lauren Baum, Purser Peter Castillo, Bartender Donna Christenberry, Ship's Counselor Jeanne Donnelly, Auctioneer Sashi Alexandra German, Doc Michelle Erica Green, Cruise Director Beth Schuman, Defender of the Faith Mary P. Taylor, Chief of Security Joan Testin, Morale Officer NOW VOYAGER STAFF Cheryl Zenor, web page designer. Nancy Molik, convention coordinator. *** LETTERS FROM THE CREW *** July 20, 1998 Dear Ladies and Gentlemen of the Salon, That is, actually, my vision of and for this newsletter -- an open and generous forum, a place where opinions, ideas, passions and all manner of wit are articulated and explored. It was Michelle Green's keen intelligence that first drew me to this project and it has been the continuing levels of provocation, challenge and erudition that have kept me stimulated and deeply allied. None of you can ever really understand my total committment to Janeway, because it emanates from a primal and very selfish need to create. She is mine and my allegiance to her is inestimable. But I am very gratified to know that what I do with Janeway -- and, conversely, what she can do with me (diabolical, isn't it) has reached an audience that I both admire and respect. I want and need your support, but, frankly, I'm infinitely more interested in your honest and incisive input. Season 5 will be unlike any other -- under the aegis of Brannon Braga, whose talent I love and whose wit I adore, I think this year may well lend new meaning to 'science fiction.' Thank you, Kate Bet you didn't expect to see me here again. Well, a funny thing happened on my way out... Actually, a few funny things happened and some not-so-funny things. For one, Mary Taylor broke her arm and was quite incapacitated, unable to work on the newsletter or just about anything else. For another, I discovered that the European Official Star Trek Fan Club was listing my home address as Now Voyager's. Then Mary's job situation got crazy. Then our membership secretary resigned. In the end, I tried to hide from the club so it could do its business, but it came and found me. And then I talked to Kate. Sometimes when I tell people that, they react with incredulity or annoyance, as though I have failed to realize what a privilege this is. I'm actually pretty blasé about celebrities as a rule: my job is reporting on entertainment, and in the past year I've gotten to interview some of the coolest people in genre, most of whom turned out to be pretty normal people. If I managed not to babble senselessly to Rutger Hauer about how much I love him, I should be able to handle anything, right? I figured interviewing Kate for work ought to be a breeze since I've interviewed her before. I repressed the fact that whenever I talked to her before, I turned into an inarticulate banshee. I'm past that Fan Girl thing, OK? Anyway, five minutes into the conversation I did start hyperventilating; fortunately Kate was on a roll talking about next season and didn't seem to notice. We got on the subject of fans and I brought up the fan club. Mary had already told me that she didn't think she could handle the newsletter, given her increased responsibilities at work. To make a long story short...um...well, I don't think I threw myself at Kate's feet and begged her to take me back, but the whole thing is sort of a blur. Choosing to resign from the presidency of this club was a very difficult decision. I thought it was the right thing to do at the time: my kids were taking up most of my energy, I was increasingly busy with work, I felt I had a conflict of interest reviewing Voyager for a professional publication and running a fan club, I thought change might be good for the club and for myself. I'd accomplished most of what I'd wanted to and a lot more than I'd hoped for when I started Now Voyager. It made sense at the time. Still, when Mary called for help, I was delighted. I'd missed it a great deal. You will undoubtedly notice some changes in the masthead, since we're trying to work out new roles so that none of us becomes completely overwhelmed as I did and then Mary did. You will also undoubtedly notice some changes in the newsletter. I know the tone of the last issue was rather negative because many of us were frustrated by the endless hype over Seven of Nine and the ensuing changes on Voyager; I've been assured that that trend is over and the rest of the cast will get its due this season. This issue we have a huge number of reviews as we play catch-up, and lots of con reports and photos, plus six months' worth of news. There are undoubtedly a significantly larger number of errors than usual, as well: it took us quite awhile to regroup, and once we did so, we wanted to get this newsletter out as quickly as possible. We hope the mistakes will be mitigated by the fact that there is a newsletter in your hands. As I type this, I am panicking about how I am going to juggle my job, my kids, and the fan club. We are going to have urgent need for volunteers, quite possibly even a new publisher. I appreciate all the welcome back notes I've gotten online, and I want to apologize in advance for how long it is going to take me to get back in touch with everyone: we are months behind on the correspondence, so please be patient if you are waiting to hear from one of us. Thank you for being so patient and I will do my best to make it up to everyone. Once again I have a list of thank-yous that I need to say publicly: Joan: Welcome back to that same old place that you laughed about. Mary: I'm glad you hollered when you did...I think. Beth: That'll teach you to avoid overtures you're not ready for. Gigi: For a hundred phone calls and one Nikita tape. Deborah: You know why. Now shut up about it before I muzzle you. Staff: For all your contributions, and your speed when summoned. Barbara: Thanks for all the help, and for welcoming me back. Kate: Goes without saying, doesn't it? Love, Michelle In the coming weeks and months, you are going to be noticing some changes around KMAS, Inc. and Now Voyager, and I think that they are good changes that will serve the club well. It is with great pleasure that I announce that Michelle is resuming her former role as President of the club and Editor in Chief of the newsletter. I will be stepping back substantially, although I will continue to serve on the Board of Directors and to serve the club where I am able. Life is a funny thing. Sometimes, the more one makes plans, the more life seems determined to rearrange those plans. Back in January, when Michelle first asked me to take on the presidency of the club, I fully expected to serve for a full term. However, also in January, my position at work changed substantially, and I undertook additional professional responsibilities and challenges. I am one of those very fortunate individuals who truly loves her career, and I have found that attempting to fulfill both my professional responsibilities and my responsibilities to the club is much more daunting than I had expected. In addition, the club's transition from Maryland to Chicago involved more logistical intricacies and problems than any of us had imagined, and we got behind on correspondence and newsletters. Murphy's Law being what it is, as soon as it seemed that we might be in a position to get the backlog under control and out the door, I had an accident and broke my shoulder. Of course, it was on my dominant side. I learned just how dependant we are on having two functioning arms and hands. The good news is that we are now getting caught up. The even better news is that Michelle is once again editing the newsletter, and it is in your hands right now. More good news is that we have additional volunteers who are willing to perform various tasks in running the club and getting newsletters to you so that Michelle does not become overwhelmed. This process has caused me to take a more realistic look at what needs to be done for the club and at my own responsibilities and obligations outside the club. My professional position is intensely demanding and extremely satisfying, and it is my first duty. I have also been offered an additional and incredible professional opportunity involving editing a book. I expect to give more details on this in the future. I have realized that I cannot serve the club as I would wish to and as I had expected to. So, I am resigning as President and gratefully and happily relinquishing the duties of the President and any duties I might have undertaken as erstwhile editor of Now Voyager to Michelle Erica Green. As I said, I will remain on the Board and will help where I can and will remain an active member of the club. I will support Michelle as much as possible, and I trust that everyone in the club will as well. There are other changes in the club's operating structure. Several weeks ago, Anne Davenport resigned from the Board and as the club's Secretary. The Board elected Beth Schuman to serve in her place. Donna Christenberry and Sashi German, who both have served the club for several years and who have done a phenomenal amount of work for the club and the newsletter, have been elected to the Board of Directors. Our plan is to spread out as much of the administrative and other work as can be delegated, so that Michelle can concentrate on her true love, editing Now Voyager. Members who have email will continue to receive Kate Alerts, but they will be sent by Michelle or other board members from time to time. The club's Chicago post office box will continue to remain open for correspondence, and I will sort correspondence and send it to its rightful place for handling. I ask that members be patient while we go through this additional transition period. Members who did not receive the newsletter before this issue will either receive their copy shortly or have received it recently. If you were a member in January 1998 and have not received that newsletter, or if you have any questions, please feel free to contact [whoever]. Again, please be patient. Sometimes answers cannot be provided overnight, but you will receive an answer. Please also give Michelle as much support and assistance as possible. KMAS, Inc., aka Now Voyager, is your club, it is our club, and it can continue to be one of the best clubs in fandom, and it is very much a joint venture involving all of us. Love, Mary *** REVIEWZZZZZZZZ *** We've decided to print the ratings from now on so people get an objective sense of how the episodes were received. The first number is total households; the second, women 18-49; the third, men 18-49. MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE RATINGS: 5.7/3.7/4.8 Voyager's best episode since "The Gift," "Message in a Bottle" had a great deal going for it: hope, humor, Starfleet, Romulans, two EMHs for the price of one. In fact, the only really ugly thing about it was Seven of Nine, but the producers obviously don't share my assessment, since they're putting her in charge. Torres comments snidely on this fact at the beginning, but by the end of the episode, the engineer and the captain are sitting nicely at the end of Seven's leash. Janeway arguably made a decision dumb enough to warrant needing a new leader, in risking her only medical staff on a mission that, even if successful, was never likely to get her a quick trip home, but that didn't really bother me. For once she decided to take a big risk and it actually worked. But more on her later. Picardo and Andy Dick carried this episode, playing off one another's wonderfully dry wit and contrasting styles of outraged prissiness. My favorite exchange was the Mark 2 attempting to convince his predecessor that he's obsolete, but I suspect most people will remember our beloved Holodoc's announcement that he's had sexual relations, to which the Mark 2 declared that he lacked the proper equipment...and the Doc rebutted that he made an addition to his program, at which point his successor begged the Doc to download those programs to him. The two had nice repartee on the bridge in the midst of the crisis and were highly enjoyable playing one-upsmanship in the midst of working together. I wavered between being amused and annoyed at their control of the Prometheus. We've seen people command ships practically single-handedly by voice command, which one would think the Doc could have done here -- and we have never seen anyone press one button to make a Federation starship self-destruct. A little silly, there. I don't understand why the EMH program needs voice controls and can't interact directly with the computer, but I'm sure there's some [tech] reason. There was nice chemistry between Paris and Kim, too, though it seemed gratuitous. Also, after two years of Torres telling us that the Doc's program is irreplaceable, in episodes like "The Swarm," we're supposed to believe that Harry could write a new one in a day? I liked seeing Tom caged in sickbay, and I liked seeing Torres without Paris, though this was not a strong showing for her. Her resentment of Seven contains no small edge of jealousy at the way the ex-Borg can twirl Janeway and Chakotay around her fingers. It's a little funny to listen to a formerly fiery Klingon (now hidden behind a smock to hide actress Roxann Dawson's pregnancy) tell Seven to get along better with people, especially a few minutes after she barked at Chakotay herself. I wish she'd argue substance with Seven rather than style. Chakotay makes an excellent lap dog; apparently he takes orders from anyone who can give them, especially women. He and Janeway had a couple of nice moments together which were marred by poor directing choices. We didn't get to see his expression when Torres accused him of having a new captain, nor when Janeway announced that she was writing a letter to Mark. The fact that she said not one word about Seven's improvisation -- nearly electrocuting an obviously powerful enemy with a relay that they desperately need the use of -- made Janeway look irrelevant. Voyager -- the series as well as the ship -- desperately needed something like "Message in a Bottle" to justify its mission. I have been wondering why crew members haven't bailed right and left when they reached friendly planets; we've gotten no indication that the ship's going to get home in less than the predicted sixty years. Contact with the Alpha Quadrant ought to do one of two things: either it will convince everyone that their previous lives are truly gone, so they might as well become explorers and embrace what life has dealt them, or it will infuse them all with hope that a Starfleet rescue is imminent -- in which case, again, they might as well explore what they've got. They needed to redefine themselves as part of the Federation. I do have to wonder what UPN was thinking showing this episode before a two-week rerun hiatus. The joy of having made contact and the promise of additional communication via the relay, the threat from the Hirogenwhom we know from the previews will be with us through sweeps month, the escalating tensions between Seven (who obviously thinks she should be running the ship all by herself) and the rest of the crew, all will have faded by the time we get back to this storyline. For the first time in a very long time, it seems Voyager has the potential to carry viewers through an arc. Why are they disrupting it? And there are interesting consequences for Deep Space Nine which may not be realized for months. The EMH explains to the Doc that the Romulans never involved themselves in the Federation war with the Dominion (Doc: "Who?"), but the one who took over the Prometheus, initially on course for Romulus, decides to give the ship to the Tal Shiar. This would seem to indicate that both the legitimate Romulan government and its secret defense force are aware of the Starfleet prototype, and consider it enough of a prize to risk a war over. The EMH said the ship was designed for deep-space tactical exploration, but what sort of exploration requires armaments such as this battleship sports? I'd like to believe that there is a long-term plan for the franchise, and we're seeing the early stages of something that could tie into both series and the next movie. Hey, I can hope, can't I? --Sara Unger "Message in a Bottle" drives home the lost-at-sea, Gilligan's Island metaphor in a big way. Gilligan (Chakotay) and the Skipper (Seven of 9 -- er -- Janeway) are ordered to the Astrometrics Lab by their wild child, everyone's favorite Borg babe, Seven of Nine. Genius that she is, she's discovered a Starfleet vessel as well as a way to transmit data through what appears to be an abandoned sensor net. Trouble is, someone IS minding the store, and he ain't pretty and he's pissed that someone dares to use the Hirogen's (that's the ugly alien I just mentioned) relay network, but more on that later. Of course, the first thing they attempt to do is send a message, but for some reason, it fails. Then, they decide to send the EMH to the other side. Now, I have a REAL big problem with this. Not only is this a major BM (boneheaded maneuver), but it shows real irresponsibility on Janeway's part. She says she wants to get her crew home, but I guess she doesn't care if it's in one piece, does she? Send the doctor, their only physician? How stupid can you get? There's optimism, and then there's blind idiocy. Chakotay once told Janeway that when she's too close to something, she gets blinded. That is true in more ways than you think. Janeway has become SO obsessed with this desire to get home that she's taken leave of her senses. What if something goes wrong? What if they fail? With all the badass aliens they've been encountering, you'd think that maybe, just maybe, they'd consider backing up the Doctor's program or something equally logical before trying something so risky. And where are Chakotay or Tuvok's objections? Mr. Vulcan, the voice of reason, and Mr. Patsy, who's always overly cautious about these things, don't say a single word to Janeway. And then there's Seven, who crossed the line a long time ago. She orders everyone around and deserves to be called rude by a rather annoyed chief engineer. There is no time for politeness with her, there is only her work and her proprietary occupation of the new lab. I suppose that as an ex-Borg, she doesn't have time for niceties and the art of consensus is lost on her. Still, it is clear that she's extremely intelligent and should know at least some of the rules of the game by now. When the Hirogen comes on-line and orders them to stop using the alien network, Seven goes ahead and zaps him without asking anyone's permission. And what does Janeway do about this? She just stands there, dumbfounded, not believing what her favorite protege just pulled. A myriad of emotions cross Captain Kate's face, but instead of subjecting Seven to a royal tongue lashing that is long overdue, she mutters a few words and leaves the area. Blinded by her compulsion to get home, perhaps Janeway figures that she'll deal with Seven later, but she could at least have SAID this aloud. The bigger issue here is that we can CERTAINLY expect the Hirogen to retaliate against Seven's rash behavior, and for that more than any insubordination, Janeway SHOULD have taken Seven's head off. The only other obvious nitpick was the mysterious disappearance of the holoemitter. Doc had it on when he left, but when he arrived on the Prometheus, it was gone and he didn't have it when he returned to Voyager. Lest you think I hated this episode after ranting and raving about the command staff, let me be the first to admit that Lisa Klink has penned one of the finest episodes this season. For the most part, it was humorous, moving, and had way cool technology. Andy Dick was also an inspired choice to play the new and improved EMH, and his moments with Robert Picardo were priceless. I haven't laughed so hard at a Voyager episode in ages, and these two literally saved the day, along with the episode. I also enjoyed the Harry and Tom scenes in Sickbay. Wang and McNeill have good working chemistry, and when they're written well, they're among the best pairings on the show. I also thought Roxann Dawson did a fine job, and disagree with those who think she was over-reacting to the situation with Seven. While saying that she couldn't be held accountable for her actions was a tad unprofessional, she made a lot of good points. Chakotay's comments about acting like a senior officer were a bit like the pot calling the kettle black. After lecturing Torres, he scurries off to the Astrometrics Lab on Seven's order. Of course, the Chakotay I've grown to despise is willing to be everyone's lap dog these days, so why should I expect him to suddenly grow a spine? And as I said in my last review, the tiny little J/C moments are too little, too late. I KNOW that this pairing is history, so why should I waste any more energy on hoping for the impossible? So, to wrap it up, this is about as good as "Voyager" gets these days. "Message in a Bottle" is a definite keeper, even though the writers are assassinating the characters on a weekly basis and turning this into the Seven of Nine show, starring Seven and her two biggest assets. --Elizabeth Klisiewicz Although TNG never tried it, DS9 does it splendidly. Can ST:VOY do comedy? Well? Yes, Virginia, they can. This episode was hysterical; I laughed all during the USS Prometheus (I want one) scenes. My only regret, as I realized within the first few moments, was that this would be a one-time-only opportunity. Andy Dick and Robert Picardo were wonderful together. Their comedic chemistry, on a drama series, was comparable to those on the top situation comedies. They were great! Dick and Picardo had a good grasp of timing, of slapstick, and -- being EMHs -- of the droll. The upgraded EMH's opinion of "scalpels and leeches" was reminiscent of an insane Dr. McCoy's opinion of "needles and sutures." Just as a visitor to your home gets the comfortable chair and a cool glass of juice, Dick got some of the best lines, most notably, "Beep beep beep. Beep beep beep." But he helped provide proof that our outdated EMH has an even greater range. Neither Coach Cutup nor Dr. Richards was particularly extroverted, therefore it was a surprise to see this amount of funny business from Picardo, even given his drollness of the past three seasons. Janeway seems to be mellowing out on the strictures of first contact procedures. This is a good thing. I was afraid that she would severely discipline Seven of Nine for her treatment of that poor Hirogen representative -- who was in the right after all, considering that the network was Hirogen property. One for the weird books. For the second time, Torres plays ship's counselor. (Either Tom or Baby Emma is having an effect on her.) She is becoming as much of a mentor to Seven of Nine as Janeway -- Janeway the refined professor and Torres being the stern coach. My only concern for this episode is the ending dialogue, which another NV member and I discussed. She found the Doctor's report that Starfleet was aware of their situation and had started to make the appropriate contacts good to hear. Like Janeway, she found the knowledge that they weren't alone touching and worthy of tears. She felt that this would be a boon for the characters and upcoming stories. I, however, remain in doubt of that. And, unfortunately for me, Janeway's statement had no emotional bearing. ST: VOY has had several opportunities in the past to use marvelous plot devices to further characterization, to create whole new stories, or to just fill empty space. Except for Tom and B'Elanna's relationship, those opportunities have been lost, because those situations were never really revisited. I want to be wrong and I hope that I am. I want this knowledge that family and friends know of their plight to come up again in the future. -- Rhonda E. Green Now this was an episode that was worth waiting for. I'd known the basic storyline on this since last October and had been waiting for it eagerly. I was not disappointed. It was nice to see the crew so excited about the possibility of making contact with Starfleet for the first time in four years and I found myself feeling just as excited as though I were a member of the crew myself. Robert Picardo turned in a wonderful performance as the doctor was sent to the Alpha Quadrant via this alien relay. For once he got to play the hero without finding a miracle cure or putting someone's DNA back to normal in the last five minutes of an episode. This episode clearly shows that the Doctor has indeed grown beyond his programming and become quite a valuable member of the crew. His quick thinking on the Prometheus when confronted by the Romulans shows this. I loved the clash between the Doctor and EMH II and thought it was carried off very well. I don't think they could have cast the role of the EMH II any better. It briefly entered my mind that the EMH II could have been DS9's Dr. Bashir as seen in their episode of "Dr. Bashir, I Presume" but I don't think the chemistry would have been as good. Both EMHs here had attitudes and EMH II's behavior was somewhat reminiscent of the Doctor in his early days. I would have liked to have seen his "better bedside manner" in action. The one-upmanship between them was classic and the slapstick as they tried to pilot the ship and wound up saving the day couldn't have been better. There was humor in this episode and a sense of satisfaction as well, knowing that the doctor had made contact with the Federation and that they now know Voyager is still out there. The only thing I can really find fault with was Tom's desperate attempt to have Harry create a new EMH just in case the Doctor didn't return. Yes, he's a pilot, not a doctor (that ha a familiar ring to it!) but I don't think they should have put Paris in sickbay in the first place. Personally, I would like to have seen an extra put in there as the nurse after Kes left, perhaps creating a character along the lines of Nurse. One thing I find quite lacking on this show is the fact that they don't have the supporting players that we saw on "The Next Generation," such as the aforementioned Nurse Ogawa or Lieutenant Barclay who showed up from time to time. We've seen Vorik a few times and he's been mentioned once or twice, but whatever happened to Lieutenant Carey from the first season, or Rollins >from "Caretaker"? After " Mortal Coil" will we see Ensign Wildman again? But I saw very little in this episode to dislike or nitpick. It was fun and the story had an ultimate purpose: bring Voyager one step closer to home even if it wasn't physically. This was a good episode that wasn't filler and was very enjoyable to watch. --Kimberly Peterson Normally I don't like episodes where Janeway is not a more prominent character, but I loved this one. What a great episode for Robert Picardo! I have always enjoyed the Doctor's rather smug personality and dry wit and this was a wonderful way to show it and have him interacting with another EMH. What a fun dialog between the two of them. There were several scenes which were particularly good: Correct me if I'm wrong, but does "Disengage your vocal subroutines" translate to "SHUT UP!"? The doctor finally met his match in the smug department and found out how difficult it is to get through to an EMH. The scene on the bridge was wonderfully written and acted. "Stop breathing down my neck." "My breath is only a simulation." "So is my neck! Stop it anyway!" I had to replay this several times. It was priceless! And with the alarms going off one after the other and the two of them having no clue as to what was happening -- great interplay between the two characters done by fine actors. That scene in itself was enough to make this a memorable episode and high on my list of favorites. The scene where Janeway, B'Elanna and Seven were in astrometrics trying to reason with the Hirogen for use of their network was also great. Janeway had no idea what happened to the Hirogen when he suddenly spasmed out. Leave it to Seven to take matters into her own hands without consulting the Captain first. "What will happen when he recovers?" I'll tell you -- He's going to be ticked! Janeway looked at her as if to say, "I shouldn't be surprised by what you do and yet you continue to confound me." One of the best aspects of this episode was that Voyager's crew finally found a way to let Starfleet and their families know they were still alive and trying to get home. The scene at the end was touching when the Doctor let Janeway know that his mission had been successful. Starfleet now knows Voyager and its crew are alive and passed along the message we all need to hear: "You are not alone." --Wendy Griffin HUNTERS RATINGS: 5.8/3.6/5.2 The crew hears from their friends and family and Starfleet Command in the Alpha Quadrant, using the same sensor and communications array that Voyager used to contact them. Chakotay's warning at the beginning is prophetic: after four years, not all the news from home is likely to be welcome. To complicate matters, the species that claims ownership of the array, the Hirogen, intercepts the transmission and moves to intercept Voyager. After reading Jeri Taylor's PATHWAYS, I discovered that "Hunters" includes some of the first snippets of "background" that are explained in detail in the novel. The name of Tuvok's mother (T'Meni) and his eldest son (Sek); the person (Sveta) who recruited Chakotay into the Maquis, and some other Maquis comradesinarms; more details of Paris' relationship with his father. Such crossreferences occur throughout the remainder of the season. After the delightfully amusing "Message in a Bottle," the tone of this episode is distressingly bleak. Almost none of the news from home is good news. Chakotay and Torres are shocked to learn the fate of the Maquis; Janeway loses the Mark Johnson excuse for avoiding shipboard romance; Tom Paris' letter from his father (Admiral Owen Paris) is apparently so unpleasant that Torres reports it unrecoverable (wink wink). Even Harry's letter, which is doubtless full of good news and happy times, is delayed until the end so he stays miserable until it's too late to lighten the mood. Tuvok's letter is the lone bright spot, but his understated response fits in well with the somber tone of the hour. The other part of the story involves the Hirogen, introduced briefly the week before in "Message in a Bottle." There, Seven of Nine shares a rare happy moment with Torres (and sparks the beginning of the end of her grace period with Janeway) when she applies a little 50,000 volt diplomacy to the unpleasant gravelvoiced alien determined to block their access to the sensor array. This week, we get to see the Hirogen close up...and they still don't impress much. They're tall, they're vicious, they sound like Barry White with bronchitis. They lumber around, playing with finger paints and making fun of the "prey" they catch. We learn a few of their Hunter rules, and that they aren't necessarily followed to the letter. We discover that they have powerful weapons, but that their grasp of battle strategy is nothing compared to a captain scorned. They also picked as victims the two characters on Voyager, Seven of Nine and Tuvok, least likely to be intimidated by mere size and bluster. In short, the first extended look at the Hirogen was less than compelling. Fortunately, the letters from home dominated the hour, and Janeway's tacticsif extreme, destroying in moments what had been functioning for a tenth of a million yearswere certainly effective. (Given the first batch of letters, it may even have been subconsciously intentional...) I thoroughly enjoyed the character moments. This was an excellent episode for Dawson's B'Elanna Torres, who had significant emotional scenes with most of the main cast, having to deal with bad news from each of the three men that mean most to her: Chakotay with the Maquis, Paris with his father, and Harry with Seven of Nine and his desperation to hear from his family. The Torres moments alone made the episode worthwhile. Also notable this week was Janeway. The Ready Room letter reading scene was wonderfully handled; with only her facial expressions to guide us, we knew exactly what was in Janeway's letter from her fiancé Mark. Her role as captain is put in a rare (for Season Four) good light; Seven of Nine seemed eager for her approval, spoke well of her to the Hirogen, and Janeway didn't disappoint. Season Four could have used a lot more episodes like this. All in all, a fairly strong if depressing episode, despite the weak Hirogen scenes. --Jim Wright The premise of "Hunters" should have been a kick in the seat for this series. Everyone at home has gone on, folks, so stop obsessing about your pasts, go explore strange new worlds already. Instead "Hunters" vaguely reminded me of "Persistence of Vision" and "Coda," two other Jeri Taylor character stories, in which we found out things about the crew's backgrounds which we already knew. It also introduced a new alien menace who reminded me too much of an old alien menace from "Deep Space Nine" -- the ones who hunt the Tosk. In this episode, we heard Chakotay and Torres mourn the deaths of their friends and relatives in the Maquis. But not a word about their CAUSE being lost? Torres fell victim to a supreme fit of overacting on the part of Roxann Dawson, both in the scene where she sniveled over her fallen colleagues and in the scenes where she tried to comfort Tom, whom she's been dating for. Speaking of whom -- The only things we know about Tom Paris are that he was a Starfleet screw-up and his disapproving father was an admiral. So what a surprise to hear that he was anticipating/dreading hearing from Dad! Real dramatic moment there. Ditto Harry beaming when he finally heard from his Mommy and Daddy. And speaking of family, Tuvok's a grandfather! This is surprising only in that, if Tuvok and his wife were really married for more than 37 years as he said in "Ex Post Facto" and they got married the first time he went through pon farr as he said in "Flashback," then I'd think he'd have grandchildren already. We have not heard Janeway mention Mark in over a year, his photo's gone from her ready room, so her sudden renewed devotion to him seems neurotic. Did Kathryn just forget those months stranded on a planet with Chakotay -- where she never once mentioned Mark, not even when Chak peeked down her towel and pledged his heart to her? Or did she merely repress that episode, as the writers seem to have done? I don't believe for one moment that Kathryn used Mark as an excuse for celibacy. She uses the ship for that. To hear her suddenly announce that beloved Mark has kept her from considering a relationship while in command is the height of silliness. At least Chakotay had the sense not to buy the line -- either that, or Robert Beltran can't stop smirking at the bad dialogue. But give me a break. Janeway found out she lost her boyfriend. Chakotay found out he lost hundreds of friends, colleagues, possibly his home, certainly his cause. And he's comforting her? He'd be better off sniveling to Seven, who sure looks good with her arms tied behind her back by those nasty Hirogen. I was really hopingthe aliens would want Seven's implants -- Borg implants -- for trophies, instead of her intestines. But I guess silicone isn't rare in the Delta Quadrant. Heh heh heh. The directing is usually the one trustworthy thing on Trek, but this episode let down the standard. The scenes on the Hirogen ship were OK other than I thought Tuvok had killed a guy he hadn't even wounded. But the scenes where the ship was shaking were awful, particularly the bridge shots. The camera jiggled and tried to switch focus among several characters, becoming impossible to follow without crossing one's eyes. Sadly, the momentum of this episode was lost because we had two weeks of reruns sandwiched between it and its prequel, and the Hirogen didn't come across strongly enough for me to anticipate their return. --Sara Unger "Hunters" was a pleasant surprise that exceeded my expectations, which admittedly, are not very high these days. What's more, it was written by Jeri Taylor, who was responsible for that overly bad space opera, "Day of Honor." This is the best thing that Jeri has written since "Resolutions," and that's saying a lot. I don't have a very high opinion of the Voyager writing staff. They seem content to wallow in fluff and throw continuity out the window, along with their credibility. "Hunters" is really all about letters from home, a favorite topic in the fan fiction community. What would your family say if they knew you were alive? What would you tell them? How would you react to major changes in the political arena, or find out that someone you loved has moved on? In the finest Trek Lite tradition, Taylor's script barely scrapes the surface of these events, and only gives a glimmer of what could have been in the hands of someone like J. Michael Straczynshki, creator of "Babylon 5." Chakotay, whose very identity was tied to the Maquis and the sacrifices he made, is clearly devastated by HIS letter. As expected, he discusses his loss with Torres, but what about Captain Janeway? He seems far more interested in HER letter, and as she mulls over the news that Mark married someone else, not once does she ask about Chakotay's news. Frankly, this disappointed me, but their reactions weren't completely unexpected. Have you ever been so wrapped up in your own problems that you shut out the world around you? What about putting your own problems on the back burner and dealing with them later? I think this is what Janeway and Chakotay were doing in their various scenes together. One of the finest scenes in "Hunters" is the one where Captain Kate reads her letter from Mark Johnson. Her expression starts out with absolute delight at the news of her pups and degrades to stunned disbelief at the news that Mark has married someone else. Kate Mulgrew's performance was tremendous throughout this episode, but never more so than in this scene. She is a master of facial expressions that speak volumes, and in the blink of an eye, you can see the cloud of doom appear over her brow. Robert Beltran was also quite good, but why didn't Chakotay bring up his letter, and why didn't the captain think to ask him about it, especially when he was so persistent in asking about hers? Janeway's excuse for not getting involved with anyone was a real copout, as well as a major continuity error. How can anyone forget her Sikarian boyfriend from "Prime Factors," or the entire "Resolutions" episode? The writers must think we're pretty stupid, or else they probably believe that all the old viewers have moved on and the new viewers won't know the difference. Finally, as a coffee aficionado, I especially enjoyed KJ's comments about java being one of the finest organic suspensions, or words to that effect. I also appreciated Seven's vulnerability, and her need to please the captain. With the exception of "The Raven", Seven has been painted as invincible, unapproachable, insubordinate, and rude. Human manners and diplomacy are bitter pills to swallow, and her journey towards total assimilation into the Voyager community has had its share of bumps. Here, we see that she is still a child at heart, with all its resident fears and uncertainties about life. Jeri Ryan's scene with Tim Russ is probably the second best thing about "Hunters," and their working relationship and evolving friendship are a joy to watch. I do have one minor nit with this scene -- where does Tuvok get off saying he's never lied? Excuse me, but what about "Prime Factors"? What does he call it when he disobeys a direct order from the top? I know he explained that away to Janeway, but a lie is still a lie. Unfortunately, the remaining scenes were less than successful. While it was no surprise that Tom cares about his father's opinion, it would have been nice to at least hear what dear old Dad had to say. And what's with Harry Kim, Voyager's resident tenderfoot? After four years on the job, shouldn't he be a little less wet behind the ears? And since when does he ever question the captain's orders? When KJ gets that look in her eye and that tone in her voice, watch out! Neelix was also extremely annoying, harkening back to earlier seasons when you hoped they'd shove him out the nearest airlock. Tuvok's letter contained some good news, but I would have been far more moved if they'd shown him shooing Neelix away with the pretense of work, then sitting down to read the letter, perhaps aided by a voiceover from T'Pel with news of their grandchild. As for the Hirogen, they're about as stimulating as the Kazon. Every time the Voyager writers serve up a story arc, they tend to use flat, boring retreads from earlier plots. These ugly dudes are no exception, and I look forward to the day when we've seen the last of them. In summary, "Hunters" was a very enjoyable episode that could have dropped the Hirogen from the plot and still emerged as a winner. --Elizabeth Klisiewicz Yes! ST: VOY's writers are finally trusting the audience. I was wrong! They did use a plot device. Starfleet's knowledge of the Voyager crew's predicament came back to haunt them in the form of letters from home. This can't be ignored any more than Glenn Close. It's not what I would have wished, but congratulations to the J/Cers on the "Dear John" letter. Even I had hoped that Mark had moved on. The Hirogen are the villains du jour. They gut their enemies for trophies. How lovely. We've seen these faceless beings twice now in a B-story format, and that's what they are, B-bad guys. Like the Caatati, they don't take up much room, but they're great for filling in spaces. What I do like about them is that they exist at all. I like that the writers have written them in as a tiny arc instead of them popping in for 45 minutes, never to be seen again. I like seeing one-timers as well as miscreants woven into ongoing threads. Rumor central states that the fate of the Maquis in the Alpha Quadrant will have an effect on the crew of the Voyager. Chakotay's letter may have been an introduction to this. If this bit of information is used in a later episode in lieu of the Reset button, then this could mean that ST: VOY is taking itself and its audience seriously. I'm curious about something, however. Did B'Elanna lie to Tom about his letter from his father? Did she read it behind his back and decide to protect him from something negative that his father said? I wonder, because I can't think of a reason why she would have had problems in retrieval. Admiral Owen's letter to his wayward issue was protected by that technobabble field that Seven of Nine set up and was being downloaded into Voyager's computers before, if not long before, our intrepid crew ended up on the wrong end of a Hirogen attack group and the nearby quantum singularity. The letter should have already been there; it shouldn't have been on some traveling data-stream device. Why else would she have taken the trouble to call him down from the bridge? If the letter was still on the relay station, how could she have known who the sender was? If any letter was lost, it should have been the Parents Kim's, whose letter at best, was on its way, and at worst, wasn't even found yet. I'm probably reading too much into this, but, if my speculation about B'Elanna lying to Tom is correct, and that's what I'm going to tell myself for now, then this sets up a delightful injection of a plot complication into their relationship. By the way, where was her letter? --Rhonda E. Green PREY RATINGS: 5.7/3.3/4.6 Compassion, compassion, compassion. I lost track of how many times Janeway said that word this week; it was even worse than her repetition of "we're a family" in "Year of Hell." The woman who flew down "The Chute" with a phaser rifle and who strode around blasting macroviruses was easier to take than this caricature of maternal tough love. Janeway had the misfortune to encounter Species 8472 once again -- and risked her entire crew to make sure that one vicious alien got to die in peace? This isn't a matter of Federation values, it's proof of Janeway's need to be thought of as a nice person. She's not precisely that, not when she uses "Kill him" as a line on the Hirogen captain she saved to force good behavior. There's a time and place for compassion toward mysterious, powerful aliens. A crisis situation that threatens the entire crew isn't it. Neither the Hirogen captain nor the 8472 dude were the equivalent of a wounded Horta trying to protect its eggs. These are vicious predators -- worse than the Borg. If Janeway's compassionate, she should show it more to her own crewmembers and less to aliens trying to kill them. I understand that Seven has "saved" the franchise and therefore apparently has to be treated as the heroine of every single episode, but this show is not going to survive the demolition of its captain no matter how many catsuited women come along. I couldn't even fault the mediocre new director, Allan Eastman, for the final shot of the episode, in which Janeway stomps off while Seven looks after her triumphantly. I'd rather Trek never have given us a woman in command than have to watch this one brought down by the writing, which frequently stems from precisely the sorts of nonsensical nurturing impulses that reactionaries have argued for centuries are why females can't be good leaders. Enfant terrible Seven questioned Janeway's tactics on the bridge in front of her crew, refused a direct order from the captain when summoned to the ready room, then took action which was in direct conflict with the captain's commands. Mommy Janeway tried giving her a nice lecture, then sending her to her room, but when she let Seven help with chores and Seven was naughty, Mommy had to tell her no more chores! Now Seven can't do her homework without Mommy's permission, and she has to STAY in her room or else Mommy will ground her. Ooh, I bet Seven's scared now. But then Mommy is so obsessed with winning Seven's affection that she will probably let her out before long. Chakotay was right for once this episode: there was no negotiating with either the Hirogen or Species 8472. The only REALLY smart decision I can remember all episode was Seven's rejecting the the Doctor's outrageously offensive lessons in social niceties, which could get him brought up on charges in this century, let alone the 24th. I miss the omnipotence of Species 8472. Every time this series has a worthy villain, the writers immediately turn it into mush, instead of letting it wipe out Voyager which would be far more realistic. The nasty, derivative Hirogen were never a worthy villain to begin with, but we're stuck with them for the rest of the month. --Sara Unger The premise for this episode was good: Voyager rescues an injured Hirogen and then is invaded by the Hirogen's prey that just happens to be a very deadly enemy of Voyager's. And right up until the last 15 minutes, this premise worked. Tony Todd was wonderful as the Hirogen predator stalking the member of Species 8472. He left no doubt as to the very single-minded purpose of his character and the fact that nothing was going to divert him from his primary task: killing 8472. The intensity of Todd's performance was great and I really felt we got a much better lock on this alien species. In my opinion they are one of the best defined and most dangerous foes we've seen in the Delta Quadrant since the Vidians. Seven of Nine also impressed me in this episode. Her fear of Species 8472 seemed clear and strong and was very obviously the guiding force behind her actions and reactions throughout the episode. Her refusal to assist Janeway in creating an entry to the realm of fluidic space to send 8472 home was very well done. I enjoyed the scenes of the search for 8472 and felt they were also done well. The ship looked appropriately eerie and I loved the sound effect of the magnetic boots as they walked in the corridors. But the big question to me became, what is going on with Janeway? I could understand her rescuing the injured Hirogen and providing medical treatment for him. I could even understand her wanting to help the injured 8472. Her compassion at not wanting to see even her enemy suffer or be destroyed is part of who she is and was completely in keeping with her character. But I think it was carried too far. I wonder if Janeway even considered the fact that if 8472 were healthy it would not have hesitated to wreak havoc on Voyager and probably would have killed some of the crew. Would she have been so unwilling to surrender it to the Hirogen if that had been the case? I also think she was wrong to have risked the destruction of her ship and the deaths of the crew she has repeatedly pledged to get home. It was indeed a moral dilemma but when Voyager was facing destruction from the six Hirogen ships, Janeway should have acted in the best interest of her ship and crew instead of the 8472 on board. I kept finding myself thinking of Spock's axiom from Star Trek II and III: The needs of the many far outweighing the one life of a deadly enemy. Yes, choosing to risk her crew's lives in a situation with very limited possibilities for survival would have made that decision a bit more clear. Janeway's resolve to continue harboring 8472 did not make sense to me. Seven's actions saved the ship and crew and while I could understand the need to punish her for disobeying her commanding officer, I got the feeling >from Janeway that she seems to feel she is always right even when she's wrong. And when Janeway is wrong, who's to say she'd admit it? That might look bad in front of the crew but I think I'd rather serve under someone who is definitely not perfect; someone who has the courage to admit when he or she has made a mistake and take action to correct it. It was also disappointing that Chakotay seemed to acquiesce to all of Janeway's decisions. This is one instance in which I would have expected him to challenge her but the writers seem to have chosen to ignore him in favor of the Janeway/Seven conflict. All in all, this episode had many good aspects to it but there was far more potential than was realized and the ending was quite unsatisfactory. --Kimberly Peterson In Janeway terms, this episode is the anti-"Hunters." The Hirogen were somewhat more impressive this time out, thanks to the performance of the excellent Tony Todd as the Alpha Hirogen. On the other hand, Janeway gets less respect this week than Rodney Dangerfield. And given her behavior, that's more than she deserves. This is the Stepford Janeway that pops up from time to time--a greater danger to the ship than an asset when her personal prime directive changes from "Get My People Home" to "The Captain is Always Right." In "Prey," Janeway plays the poster child for platitudes in the most inconvenient setting imaginable. Seven, the former Borg Janeway "rescued" against her will in "The Gift," seems uninterested in Janeway's morality tales. Chakotay, the Maquis captain Janeway "rescued" a bit more willingly in "Caretaker," gives the captain an official 'I Told You So' about Seven; he's been warning her about the former Borg all season. The Alpha Hirogen rescued here has no room in him for gratitude. So Janeway directs her hope for appreciation toward a lone rescued member of Species 8472, who is too close to death to disappoint her. Janeway seems desperate for someone, ANYONE to agree with her this week; it severely clouds her judgment and puts the ship in clear and present danger. When others object, hell hath no fury like a Janeway scorned. The Hirogen steps over the line, and Janeway tells Chakotay to shoot him at the first available excuse. Chakotay's comments earn him the notorious Redhead Glare of Death. And Seven's relationship with Janeway goes in a matter of hours from "take your daughter to work day" to "rebellion is futile; you will be castigated." Of course, the Hirogen ultimately gets what he wants, Seven saves the ship by defying Janeway's orders, and in the end Seven comes off looking like the wronged party, punished for saving the ship because she didn’t do it Mama Kate's way, and defiantly stands her ground. In fact, the Seven of Nine of "Prey" acts more like Janeway than Janeway. Neither would admit that, of course. Back in "Caretaker," Torres once demanded to know what gave Janeway the right to make everyone's decision for them. Chakotay's reply was straightforward: "she's the captain." There was a time when that was enough. But Captain is as Captain does, and this week there's little to recommend Janeway. She's compassionate when she should be wary, angry when she should be clearheaded, and vindictive when she should be pragmatic. Janeway, who has made it her prime directive to get her people home, repeatedly endangers that mission here, first with the Hirogen, then with the 8472 alien. The goodwill Seven felt toward her in "Hunters" disappears utterly here, and the more desperately Janeway reaches out, the more disenchanted Seven becomes. Finally it becomes a battle of wills . . . and Seven wins. Make no mistake about it: in Prey, Seven of Nine wins on every front, and she deserves to. Janeway's punishments given to Seven at the end make her look like a sore loser in a battle of wills. Here's the thing. The Janeway of "Hunters" would have found a way to win. She would have returned the alien back to its people, saved her ship and crew at the same time, and Seven could have had powerful visual evidence (as she got in "Day of Honor") that Compassion Pays Off. The story, all things considered, did move well, was visually stunning, and brought up ideas that Trek often handles well. Excellent guest star, strong contrast of opinions, ship in peril--all strong story elements. But while this might have been an intriguing hour of television, the price--tearing down Janeway to build up Seven--was too high. --Jim Wright Oh boy! ST: VOY has found teeth! The show gained an edge! Direct disobedience on Voyager! I hate to sound like one of B5's Shadows, but I do believe that growth is gained through conflict. I felt that the primary story of the episode was Janeway's relationship with Seven of Nine; this was their hour. The Hirogen, once again holding B-story status, and the Species 8472 alien just provided the catalyst. The last time we saw them together was in "The Gift," and now we see the results of the last several months of teaching and learning. The story was well written with nothing being overly sensitive or overly harsh -- just honest. The performances, in what I feel is a new realm for them, were executed quite nicely. I can't understand why Seven of Nine's argument about the needs of the many didn't carry any weight with Janeway. Aren't commanders supposed to be aware that at times it might be necessary to sacrifice one or a few crewmen in order to save everyone else? With that knowledge, she shouldn't have felt the need to interfere so much in the situation. Especially since (1) the Hirogen, who already didn't like them, were on their way and (2) the 8472 creature never requested asylum. After the crew's family and friends have just learned the truth, that their loved ones are alive and well, Janeway is still willing to risk the crew's lives needlessly. Kes and Seven of Nine are the daughters that Janeway will never have, and thus far, she hasn't been that lucky in her relationships with these children. The one who waslike her, left. And the one whom she is trying to create in her image, is finding her own way. Janeway, like any mentor, wishes her student to follow in her path. Seven of Nine, in following Janeway's urgings and guidance, has discovered an identity and individuality for herself. Since The Powers That Be seem to have pulled back a little from the Reset button, I am looking forward to seeing how recent events will affect these women in the near future, how Seven of Nine's "grounding" will be played out. The actresses' interpretations would be interesting to see, in particular, because both women are mothers and Mulgrew herself is the mother of two teen-agers. I am so grateful that ST: VOY didn't take the easy way out. Knowing how important the series considers clear-cut situations, I figured that the creature would probably die or be delivered to fluid space, thereby relieving anyone of a hard decision. How much better for plot and for characterizations that both "aliens" were returned to the enemy. It was also gratifying seeing Seven of Nine talk about what Species 8472 did to "our ships and our planets." It was a nice reminder that, like her physical body, she belongs to two species. Foundation Imaging's special effects of the 8472 creature walking on Voyager's hull were excellent. If the desire was to create creepiness, then it was realized. The whole scene involving Torres and the creature meeting face-to-face was even creepier and was just as well-done. My only complaint is that we didn't get to see more of Tony Todd's talents. But, since the Hirogen are still around and his character is safe, I hope that the next time we see him, he is more than the regular-type bully. -- Rhonda E. Green I've never enjoyed watching the "cat and mouse" games played out between carnivores and their prey. These Hirogen are about the sickest bunch of aliens I've seen Voyager run across in the Delta Quadrant so far. Certainly there have been races bent on killing them before, but those races usually aren't out to torture their victims first. How brave are these Hirogen to hunt down prey that is outnumbered and unarmed when they are stalking down the lone member of Species 8472? Tough guys! Not that I in any way like Species 8472. Of all the strange looking aliens Voyager has met up with, I think they have to be about the creepiest looking in the Delta Quadrant. Imagine being in B'Elanna's shoes when she looked up the warp coil and saw that creature lunging at her! Yikes! This episode had many of the aspects I enjoy most on Voyager.. A large role for Janeway I was glad to see Janeway again play a prominent role in this episode. She's one gutsy lady to turn the Hirogen loose on her ship. Turned out to be not such a great idea, but she gave it a shot, trusting in her first officer to keep him under control. She was everywhere -- the bridge, sickbay, hunting the intruders, everywhere. Humor of the Doctor, Seven and Tom The interaction between Seven and the Doctor was fun. However, the Doctor would not be my first choice to teach Seven how to better relate to others! Teaching manners to a Borg? She just might learn how to say please by the time they get home. And Tom's comment to the Hirogen about tracking a mouse through Jeffries tube 32 was the best! I loved it. Janeway in action I like seeing Janeway grab the phaser and get into the thick of things. She doesn't just stay on the bridge and delegate others to do the dirty work. She is right there facing all the dangers along side of them. That would be the only kind of captain I could serve under and not get thrown in the brig myself. Conflict between Janeway and Seven It was good to see some of the tension back between Janeway and Seven. Of all the problems the captain faces, the insubordination of Seven seems to grate on her the most. She is at a loss to know what to do with her short of throwing her in the brig. Seven just will not back down and submit to the protocols of Starfleet. She tells Janeway something no one else will tell her. No. Not only disobeys her by not complying, but flat- out contradicts her orders by beaming the Hirogen and 8472 off Voyager. What a scene when Janeway goes to the cargo bay at the end of the episode to confront Seven face to face. I wouldn't want to be in Seven's shoes. (Not that I could fit in her shoes -- or anything else for that matter.) How did the Captain keep from telling her just to SHUT UP already!? It's a good thing Janeway is not part Klingon. All in all I liked this episode, regardless of my visual aversion to Species 8472 and the Hirogen. Even my dog thought the Hirogen was strange looking. --Wendy Griffin RETROSPECT RATINGS: 5.9/3.8/4.7 I told myself that I would completely clear my mind and view the episode, "Retrospect" objectively no matter what previous opinions had been expressed about it. And that I did. Since I have worked with domestic abuse, women's issues, and child abuse for over 10 years, and am currently a court-appointed special advocate with the Las Vegas family courts, I was curious about an episode that would involve abuse, victimization, and violation. I started having trouble with the episode when the holographic doctor informed the captain that he had programmed himself with psychotherapeutic skills and abilities. I had to receive three months' intensive training before I became a court-appointed special advocate, and have had numerous other training for my previous social service responsibilities. Frankly, I don't believe that a holographic program could program itself with the information and skills that I've received through my training. How can a machine program itself to respond to and heal human emotions? It was a bit of an insult actually. And to add to the insult, the captain swallowed it. It also bothered me that the doctor had to program himself with the psychotherapeutic skills. I would think in the 24th century that they would automatically train all medical doctors (program a holographic one) with the proper techniques that I'm taught today in training. You mean they just forgot all this stuff by the 24th century? But somehow, when all the programmers managed to forget the training, a holographic doctor was able to figure it out for himself. Then there was more trouble. The first time that the Doctor counseled Seven, I was able to accept the information. He asked her open-ended questions and let her describe the details of her visions. But upon the second counseling session, he broke a very strong cardinal rule. As he questioned her, he was putting words into her mouth and practically telling her how she should think and feel now that she had been violated. The very reason that McMartin was acquitted in Los Angeles from 100 charges of child abuse in the famous McMartin preschool case was because staff at The Children's Institute, who had interviewed the children, had put words into the children's mouths while interviewing them concerning the abuse. Once again, I was bothered that this lesson hadn't been learned by the 24th century and had to be repeated. As the show progressed and the evidence turned from positive to doubtful, the real complexity of abuse cases was revealed. Many times, the evidence just doesn't prove conclusive and it forces one to make tough decisions. And that's exactly what Captain Janeway had to do -- make a tough decision. I believe that Captain Janeway acted correctly throughout the episode except at the end, but we'll get to that next. She had to go by the evidence she was presented. First, the doctor convinces her that Seven was definitely right. Then, as the evidence progressed, it looked as though Kovin might be right. All she could do was hold a trial and continue to investigate. She had to make a tough decision and she does. That is why this field can also be so heart-breaking. Nothing is black and white. The episode definitely reveals this side to abuse. There are many cases today that are never really resolved. Now we come to the ending. This is where I started squirming. Many issues must be covered here. First, I'll call it "the glare" that Captain Janeway throws at Seven when she leaves the bridge. Here is where I think they missed some crucial issues concerning abuse, victimization, and tragedy. First, "the glare" signifies that Captain Janeway subconsciously is blaming Seven for Kovin's death. Wait a minute--Seven somehow caused Kovin's death? There is only one person who caused Kovin's death--KOVIN. But the captain and her crew reacted in the normal way that people do when someone commits suicide or causes their own death. Rather than blaming the dead person for their own death, out of respect they find someone else to blame. And Seven became the best candidate. But secondly, now the captain commits another counseling blunder. As she walks off the Bridge, she walks up to the victim of SOME KIND of abuse whether it be from Kovin or from something else, and glares at her. Being glared at is extremely intimidating. Now add the fact that you've been abused and are a victim. Seven should have crumpled. You would immediately feel shame, guilt, and even some betrayal. While the victim is trying to deal with tragic circumstances, she is now somehow blamed for this tragedy. Attempting to cope with feelings over being the victim of some kind of abuse already, this glare should have devastated Seven completely. I wanted to invite Captain Janeway to some of my training courses at this point. They desperately needed Counselor Troi here. She could have counseled the captain and the crew on how to react to this tragedy. But there was no counselor. Which brings me to the same question I had before. I believe that the commanding officer of a crew of officers in the 24th century should also have been trained in appropriate responses to tragedy and some counseling techniques. What happened? Once again, did they forget all the training that I've received? Had it been lost in the databanks somewhere? Captain Janeway and Seven needed to have a talk at the end after this "glare." A large rift should have opened here. (If I'd been Seven, I sure wouldn't want anything to do with Janeway after that.) And now, as for the last few scenes, well, these seemed misdirected, too. Instead of changing the focus of the show from the issue of Seven's abuse to the crew's feelings about Kovin's death, there should have been some scenes where the crew attempts to cope with their feelings over Kovin's death AND Seven's response to Kovin's death, Captain Janeway's glare, and Seven's feelings toward her memories of abuse. Just because Kovin died, her feelings aren't just going to disappear. They are still very much alive -- ESPECIALLY AFTER CAPTAIN JANEWAY GLARED AT HER, stirring up the feelings of shame and guilt. Instead of the conversation between Seven and the Doctor discussing her feelings of remorse, they should have filmed a short scene where the Doctor and Seven are discussing continued counseling to find out what caused her fears and feelings of violation, as well as discussion of her feelings of remorse. Captain Janeway's scene with the Doctor was acceptable as she would be struggling with the tragedy of Kovin's death. But a conversation between Janeway and Seven needed to happen. All in all, the episode had too many flaws to get its point across. And it was hard to figure out what the point was. The episode kept creating different victims and the crew kept changing the focus of their reaction. First, it was Seven as a victim. Then it was Kovin as an innocent man who gets killed. The issues were left hanging. Nothing was really resolved, not even Seven's feelings of violation. The only point that I believe it made was how an advocate can get carried away by emotions and empathy, and thus, make serious blunders. There have been many court-appointed advocates, including myself, who have been carried off by the compassion and emotions of the moment. After all, we're human. But that's the problem. The doctor is a hologram admitting that he is human. --Suzanne M. Godfrey This is the lowest point of a low decade for Trek. If the point of this episode was to slam home the way rape victims feel when they're disbelieved and ridiculed, to make us share their pain and anguish and disgust, it succeeded. But I didn't get any sense of irony. Instead I feel violated, and I share Seven's anger. I'd rather be stuck in Janeway's Victorian holonovel than on her nice, enlightened, misogynist ship. We SAW Seven's memories in flashback. They were specific and detailed. We experienced them with her, and were never given a contradictory version of events to experience. Technobabble discussions of how her memories could have been distorted don't begin to compare to that initial, visceral sharing. "Retrospect" never gave us a reason to doubt Seven's recollections of abuse -- the scientific evidence may have indicated that Kovin's explanation was plausible, but no one ever said that it COULDN'T have happened as Seven believed. SHE WAS A VICTIM. We were all witnesses. Tuvok could have been a witness too, if he'd used his all-too-usual investigative tool, the mind meld. It's possible Doc was correct that Seven was superimposing current faces on her past memories, but her hallucinations in "The Raven" (which we also experienced firsthand with her) were markedly different. I'm not arguing that Kovin should have been prosecuted for a crime there wasn't enough evidence to convict him of, although it's not uncommon in rape cases for it to come down to the victim's word against the assailant's, since physical evidence can often lead to contradictory conclusions. In the 24th century, presumably that won't be a problem -- physiological and physical probes should have been able to prove Kovin's innocence completely if he were guiltless. But Janeway and company still could have listened to Seven, validating her experiences while demonstrating to her that there was no means of punishment, no form of revenge which would negate her sense of violation. There is no doubt that in Seven's mind, she was abused by Kovin, whatever the veracity of her memories -- and we never got any indication that she was lying or that her memory was faulty, since we never saw her access the Borg memory engram which was hypothesized to be the real source of her anxiety. Even assuming they were right, she's been violated again by every single person on Voyager who dismissed or condemned her feelings. Seven ends up like a kid who gets molested by a neighbor and is told by her mother that it never happened. Her abuser's life is given more value than her own. Once again, in her great charge to "compassion," Janeway trampled all over a crew member who genuinely needed her guidance. Doc was gung-ho on getting Seven to remember her experiences of violation and to feel the anger and pain the memories caused when she was doing a decent job of repression. Where was he afterwards to help her put the pieces back together, when everyone around her announced that her memory wasn't to be trusted and she'd condemned an innocent man to death? He was off sulking because he realized that he was a bad counselor, instead of trying to remedy the situation! So much concern for Kovin, not a word for Seven. I suppose that next week he'll go back to suggesting a flirtatious bedside manner, since he taught her last week that the proper way to respond to harrassment is to smile and thank the aggressor for his interest in her. Even he treats Seven like the boy-toy this series seems to take for granted is all she's good for. I guess there's nothing poor Kathryn can hope to do about the ongoing rape of her character. --Sara Unger The first time I watched "Retrospect," I thought it was intriguing. I don't know anything about repressed memories or how accurate they are, but I found myself accepting Seven's story without any reservations. It was plausible, after all, because Kovin was a rather obnoxious fellow, wasn't he? He's an arms dealer, and we all know what they're like. This is, in fact, how Voyager's writers suckered me. I accepted the stereotype, just as they wanted me to. They reeled me in and forced me to watch Kovin die. At its most basic and superficial level, "Retrospect" is a thought-provoking story of an investigation, and it works well if you ignore its message. It was also eminently watchable, due in no small part to stunning performances from Jeri Ryan and Robert Picardo. This is easily Ryan's finest moment since "The Raven," and if she keeps this up, I'm almost willing to ignore the catsuit. I'll get to Seven's victimization in a moment, but first I want to mention her emotional reactions. After prompting from the Doctor, Seven experiences her first bout of anger, followed by a wave of remorse. Those guilt feelings may well be misplaced, but they are real to her, and were so eloquently portrayed that they became real to me as well. The EMH was his usual sparkling self, full of himself and always ready to throw out some snappy repartee. Driven by his new psychiatric routine, he queries Seven and extracts a set of strikingly painful memories. His fervor transformed the ensuing investigation into a witch hunt, and reminded me strongly of the TNG episode where an admiral (Jean Simmons) goes after one of Picard's crew. The Doctor and Tuvok follow through on Seven's memories, and beam down to Kovin's lab. The EMH finds evidence to support Seven's story, but her version is later refuted by Tuvok and Janeway's findings. At this point, the plot starts to break down and becomes untenable. I cannot fathom why Kovin's story was completely accepted and Seven's was cast aside like an old shoe. Janeway even SAYS that the crew tried to rally around Seven! Clearly, either scenario could have been true, and later evidence supports Seven's side of the story. Let's look at the facts, shall we? If Kovin was innocent, then why did he run? Why was he so defensive and hostile when questioned? If I were him, I would have stayed calm and done everything in my power to clear my name, whether I was innocent or guilty. Either way, the Voyager team lacked the evidence to convict Kovin, and he should have realized that fact. Finally, why did Kovin's ship explode? This guy is an arms dealer, an alleged weapons expert. With FAMILIAR technology, he should have been able to handle his ship without any difficulty. Instead, for some mysterious reason, his ship disintegrates, killing him and any chance of discovering the truth. We're led to believe that HE was victimized by Voyager, instead of the other way around. What a crock! And could you believe the glare that Captain Ice Princess laid on poor Seven? Oh, man, I really felt for the ex-Borg at that moment, and only later did I realize why this disturbed me so much. Throughout the episode, there were several mentions of how dangerous and unpredictable Borg technology is. How many hints do you need? Short of a sledgehammer hitting us over the head, I don't know how much more obvious this could be. I didn't make the connection right away, but later, I realized that Kovin must have stolen the technology from Seven and tried to integrate it into his ship's systems. It's the only thing that makes sense to me, and it validates those earlier statements about the hazards of nanoprobes. Season Four has disturbed me greatly. Besides what they're doing to the characters, I also dislike the messages they're sending to the viewing audience. These writers are not talented enough to handle an issue as sensitive as Seven's violation, which bears close resemblance to rape or sexual harassment. In the world we live in, many cases like this are dismissed and the victims are considered to be liars. Seven had no reason to make up this story. As she has stated on more than one occasion, the Borg do not lie. She has no cause to resent this alien, and in fact, she has every reason to cooperate with him and help make Voyager stronger. In summary, I was supremely let down by what could have been a tremendous episode that could have worked on multiple levels. --Elizabeth Klisiewicz In the last few episodes, external forces have been little more than something useful to further the plot. As a result, more time has been spent on character dynamics, which is always a good thing. In this episode Seven of Nine was allowed to express her dissatisfaction to Chakotay. There was no reason why she should have been comfortable, or happy, with her situation as it was. Also, Janeway and Paris were shown to be concerned with ship's defenses. While Voyager and crew shouldn't go out seeking violence, they should be able and ready to protect themselves decently. Finally, Seven of Nine found the Doctor to be another person in whom she could trust. As for the story, personally I think Kovin was up to something; I can't see Seven of Nine losing two hours of her life. If she was adjusting a device, then I think that she would have remembered something about it. Nonetheless, the mystery of what really happened in Kovin's laboratory was nowhere near as important as Seven of Nine being forced to come to recognize and accept different human emotions. She also found that, despite her out-of-favor status, the crew came to her defense when necessary. My interest has been piqued by this barrier the writers have created between Janeway and Seven of Nine. I'm glad that they are addressing the problems a commander is likely to incur if s/he insists on encouraging subordinates to be individuals, think for themselves, and make their own decisions. Janeway has allowed her people a little leeway, maybe due to their circumstances, but still expected -- as was her right -- absolute authority and obedience. I hope that the writers don't abandon this matter. I was intrigued by Mulgrew's interpretation of the captain as a woman who, in Janeway's own eyes, is indirectly responsible for someone's death because of her trust in, protection of, and unquestionable loyalty to Seven of Nine. That responsibility, the destruction of Kovin's ship, brought tears to her eyes. On a note of deja vu, ST: VOY seems to be in the same position as ST: DS9 two years ago, in that a character has been brought in at a later date to improve ratings. As a result, the other supporting characters have received reduced exposure in order for the cast addition to be explored. My uncle, who is able to watch the show only sporadically, noted that just in "Prey" and "Retrospect," Ryan has taken a starring role, with Mulgrew as her co-star. This may be necessary initially to bring the new character up to a competitive level with the others, but I would like to learn a little more about Torres, and I'm sure that the many fans of Tuvok would like to learn more about him. ("Mosaic" took care of Janeway questions.) I also hope that the Doctor's subroutine plan as psychiatrist, another Classic Trek comparison, is not shunted aside. As an information note, in the flashback scene where Seven of Nine was shown in pain on Kovin's examining table because of what he and the Entharan woman were doing to her, the closed captioning read: "groaning and panting." -- Rhonda E. Green I understand what they were trying to say with this episode but it didn't work very well. I know the point was about repressed memories and that they aren't always accurate. Jeri Ryan was again superb as Seven tried to deal with what had supposedly happened to her. She was very believable in portraying that something had happened to her and I liked watching her try to deal with unfamiliar emotions. I also liked that the doctor was attempting to further himself and his capabilities to be of as much assistance to the crew as possible. He really has come a long way from "Caretaker." As is the often the case when people try something new, the doctor went in with an enormous amount of enthusiasm that carried him throughout most of his investigation and enhanced his determination to prove Kovin had taken some of Seven's nanoprobes. But that's about when the episode started to fall apart. Kovin's flight certainly didn't make him look good, but when the innocent are accused of something they often take flight out of fear. Yet it didn't make sense that he refused to listen when Janeway caught up to him and tried to tell him they had information proving his innocence. If he was innocent and wanted to continue his trading, it would seem more likely he would want to hear what they had to say. If he was guilty, the best course of action would have been to hear what Janeway and the magistrate had to say, since he'd been clever enough so far to have the evidence go his way. If he didn't like what he heard, he could always run again. When he learned they thought him not guilty, he could have gone back, knowing he'd gotten away with it. Eventually he probably would have gotten into trouble, but for the moment he was safe. That's why I can't figure out the point of his almost paranoid behavior. It was probably easier to have him killed off so they wouldn't have to deal with him and so they could have Seven and the Doctor deal with their feelings of remorse over his death. As for the evidence, it didn't prove him innocent or guilty. It simply showed that it could have gone either way. Instead of admitting that, everyone assumed Seven had remembered incorrectly and that Kovin was innocent. What kind of emotions did Seven experience over the reaction that the evidence didn't necessarily support her but, more importantly, that everyone simply assumed she was wrong? Or did Seven later remember that she'd been incorrect and that was why she was feeling remorse over Kovin's death? Or was what she was feeling simply interpreted as remorse by the Doctor because that's how he felt? I would think that these events would have left Seven of Nine feeling more confused about her humanity and her role on Voyager. And while I have been enjoying the Seven of Nine character, I think it's about time that someone else took center stage for an episode or two. Almost everything this season has been about her and her relationship with Janeway. All in all I was really left feeling somewhat dissatisfied with this episode. It was an OK filler but nothing really thrilling. -- Kimberly Petersen Voyager's writers tackled a volatile topic this week, and provocatively left questions unanswered and loose ends untied. I doubt that there were many neutral viewers by the end of the episode. We are neatly enticed into taking sides and getting involved. In the beginning, the tendency is to side with Seven. Since she is prickly around everybody, her aversion to Kovin isn't so unusual, but the horrifying flashbacks introduce a much darker element. It's a rare sight to see a vulnerable and uncertain Seven, and her sudden human emotions are almost shocking in their intensity. Jeri Ryan did a great job here, and her choice to play it with subtlety and understatement make Seven's pain and conflicts a potent new factor. The spooky scenes in which she remembers Kovin's exploitation are riveting and unsettling, her worst nightmare. She becomes so certain of the truth of her memories that we are drawn in and want Kovin to be unmasked. I don't admire the doctor much here; he is way too smug. He is certainly central, though, displaying a different facet of his character as he tries out psychology by the book, imposes his findings on the crew and demands justice for Seven. Picardo, as usual, does it excellently. I enjoy the fact that Seven doesn't at first see the purpose of some of the negative emotions the doctor forces her to face. The impulse is to applaud her good sense. Probably the key sentence is the doctor's assertion that Seven will feel better when Kovin gets what he deserves. One of the human lessons she learns at the end of the episode is that this is not true. I expected the story to be very one-sided. Evidence would be found to prove Seven's claim, and Kovin would get his just punishment. Kovin, however, is pretty convincing in protesting his innocence. He makes it clear that even the accusation of abuse would ruin him; he would never be trusted again. He looks desperate. This progression to a less cut-and-dried situation is well done. It is a nice touch to have Kovin remark that Seven is lucky, that she has the whole crew of Voyager on her side. Considering how often she has ruffled their feathers, particularly Janeway's, it is a reassuring glimpse of loyalty to Seven as a member of the "family." The nanoprobes' regeneration at Kovin's lab appears to prove Seven's story, but further investigation indicates that the rifle fire would also cause regeneration. It seems to me that the evidence is not unequivocal, so I have some problems from here on. Janeway, the doctor, and Tuvok immediately distance themselves from Seven's version of events. Janeway suggests that possibly she is recovering Borg-related memories. (I did wonder briefly why Kovin wanted to create a Borg, but the one on Voyager has proven useful a time or two, and the weapon potential is limitless.) The doctor backtracks also, and Seven is left standing alone, literally and figuratively. Why do they jump to Kovin's side so readily? After Kovin's ship explodes, Janeway's reaction is inexplicable. She fixes both Seven and the doctor with a level, accusing stare, clearly meaning, "You are responsible for this!" Both of them look full of remorse, but why? Seven really thought Kovin had exploited her, and there was no absolute proof that she was wrong. Even though the doctor was too smugly sure of himself, he really thought he was helping her; he wasn't accusing Kovin out of personal malice. Surely Kovin's own unreasoning, panicked flight, and his refusal to listen to reason were partly responsible for the outcome. I like Janeway's measured and authoritative cross-examination of Kovin. She is resolute, fair, and willing to risk the trade agreement on Seven's word. She really is committed to making Seven feel a part of the crew (if we ever had any doubt). I also like her interaction with the doctor when he wants to delete the additions to his program. She is realistic, balanced, and compassionate in her encouragement. Overall, I thought this was a good episode, and found myself thoroughly involved. I kept looking for proof that either Kovin or Seven was giving the "right" version of events, but no unequivocal proof was forthcoming. In that sense, the episode illustrated very well the difficulties of dealing with recovered memories, and the fact that when accusations of harassment or abuse are made, lives are destroyed -- whether the accusations are true or not. -- Barb English What happened to B'Elanna's Klingon side? Did she lose it somewhere during their last away mission? Since Seven is there to throw in some "don't mess with me" behavior, B'Elanna seems to be as tame as a puppy. Come on B'Elanna, what happened to your spunk? Janeway should have known there would be trouble when the Doctor said he had been "improving" his programming. Doesn't she remember how his experiment backfired for him when he created his family? Now Seven is showing some unusual nervous behavior and he wants to try a new approach to help her try to uncover some memories he feels she has repressed. Didn't it ever occur to him that these memories could be from longer ago than this most recent away mission? The Doctor's attempts to psychoanalyze Seven only result in her transferring some repressed childhood memories of being assimilated by the Borg over to the rather arrogant, but undeserving, Kovin. In retrospect, (no pun intended) I felt sorry for Kovin when he was interrogated by Janeway and Tuvok. The captain seemed to have already judged him guilty when she was questioning him. It did look bad for him, but he only made it worse with his attitude. "Me thinks thou doth protest too much." Really made him look guilty. The Doctor only made things worse for Seven by trying to get her to express her feelings. He taught her all the negative aspects of human emotions -- vulnerability, anger, vengeance. The Doctor really jumped to conclusions in Kovin's lab. He didn't know how the nanoprobes would react under the circumstances Kovin described, but instead he tried to convince everyone of his guilt without really looking at all the pieces. His "I'm right, he's wrong" ego ultimately lead to Kovin's death. The scene on the bridge toward the end again showed the talents of Kate Mulgrew. The sadness she felt over their contributions to Kovin's death was right there in her eyes. And the look she gave to the Doctor and Seven would have brought a Klingon to his knees. Kate can say volumes with a facial expression. It was quite ironic that the Doctor told Seven what she was feeling was remorse and that she would have to live with it for a while, and then he immediately went to the captain to have his memories and responsibility for what happened deleted. Again, Janeway handled it perfectly by not allowing the Doctor off the hook, but also reminding him that he is a great asset to Voyager and that he has to learn from his mistakes just like everyone else. In this episode, I am again reminded why I admire the captain of Voyager. She's human. She's makes mistakes. She supports and defends her people. She cares about others, even if they are not a part of her crew. She's Janeway. --Wendy Griffin THE KILLING GAME RATINGS: 6.2/3.8/5.5 So Janeway's a Maquis, and Chakotay's a captain for the Allied Forces. Never let it be said that the Hirogen don't have a sense of humor. I really enjoyed this episode, though as with most Voyager two-parters, the best aspects were lost to a reset button. In this case, both Fierce Klingon Janeway and Alluring Resistance Restaurant Owner Janeway vanished much too quickly, not to mention Seven the Singing Borg. But we also got pregnant spy Torres, hot young soldier Paris, and Captain Chakotay. Things I liked: terrific directing, particularly the lighting, with a fast-paced and engrossing script. Also the Hirogen explanation for why the holodeck could be so important to them. They still remind me too much of the Tosk from Deep Space Nine, but the parallels with the Nazis were effective and disturbing. I loved the whole idea of "Katrine's," and the look of the place -- classier than Sandrine's -- in addition to Nazi headquarters, with pillaged European art adorning the walls. The cast was very well used, I liked the way Roxann Dawson's pregnancy was worked into the storyline and the discovery that Jeri Ryan can sing. Chakotay and Paris had nice moments together; these two should get more casual interaction within the context of rank hierarchy. Things that bugged me: the Doc and Harry have been working for the Hirogen while their captors tortured the crew for three weeks, without trying to blow the ship up or anything? Harry appears to have had quite a bit of access to ship's systems; I'd think he'd have tried some of the hot-headed stuff he pulled when Tuvok was in command and he didn't like the Vulcan's orders. Moreover, I can't believe that the Hirogen are incapable of creating holographic technology but they ARE capable of using neural implants to hook into it so completely that they can control the crew. And if the Hirogen are nomadic, where do they keep their women? Nonetheless, for once, we got a conclusion that lived up to the original. Part II was the most enjoyable thing Voyager has done since "Caretaker," though there were some huge anti-Trek moments which made me wonder whether the Prime Directive even exists in the Delta Quadrant at this point. Internally, it was fairly consistent and made great use of the cast -- Ethan Phillips' turn as a Klingon warrior stood out in particular, but I liked seeing Harry get a chance to play hero (for once Seven DIDN'T save the ship), and Janeway made a very strong showing both as a fighter and as a negotiator. If the writing staff can keep the sense of humor displayed in this episode, it could go a long way toward redeeming the series. Things that cracked me up in part two: Neelix, drunk, with a bat'leth. Paris calling Torres' boyfriend a pig (if anyone can remember all the way back to "The Cloud," Torres called one of Paris' holograms a pig and added that Paris was one, too); Chakotay getting a crush on Janeway even without knowing who she is; Tom giving Harry a 20th century movie quiz, something Harry did to keep B'Elanna focused in "Scorpion"; Tuvok wondering whether Aryan poster girl Seven could be a Nazi spy; Seven warning the Hirogen that sooner or later, the Borg will assimilate them, so she doesn't have to sing for them; Klingons creaming Nazis. Things that annoyed me: Torres being able to feel the baby kicking after her neural implant ceased to function; the Master Race speech the Nazi made, which was bombastic and heavy-handed even for a Nazi and went on way too long (I don't think a guy that obsessed would have spared Torres just because she was pregnant with a half-German child). I also did NOT like Chakotay joking that the babes back home weren't as fiesty as Janeway. That's a false attitude about women in the '40s propagated in the '50s to get the wives to quit work and stay home, when in actuality women were doing a lot of the work of running this country while the boys were away; I can't believe it would be programmed into a 24th-century World War II scenario. --Sara Unger "Killing Game I and II" are lightweight retreads of past holodeck and time travel adventures, but for pure entertainment value, I give this two-parter a 10. I haven't had so much fun watching a Voyager episode since "Future's End". For the first time in a very long time, Janeway was both competent and luminously beautiful in every shot. No one outmatched her, not even Seven of Nine. Casting Janeway as the resistance leader in the holodeck scenario was nothing short of brilliant, and her tough-as-nails stance worked on every level. Clothes, hair and makeup were perfect complements to Kate Mulgrew's wonderful performance in both parts of this adventure. Considering that this was a Brannon Braga episode, it was a minor miracle that he didn't throw Seven of Nine (Mlle. de Neuf) into the center of the fray. Jeri Ryan was her usual alluring self, and she has a nice singing voice, but for once, she wasn't solely responsible for saving the ship. Instead, she was part of a team comprised of Harry Kim, the Doctor, and Captain Janeway, and I applauded their decision to push her into the background and let Janeway shine for a change. And what about Harry Kim? They finally gave him something to do, and boy, did he deliver the goods. Garrett Wang gave us his best performance ever, and he must have been happy that he finally had something substantial to work with instead of the usual tripe they hand out to the actors. I didn't understand why he waited 19 days to work up a rebellious head of steam, but hey, who's complaining? I loved the little counterplot with Harry and the Doctor conspiring on the sidelines. Pairing Chakotay and Paris on the American side was also kind of funny, considering that they haven't exactly been allies in the past. They didn't give either of them much to do, but I liked Captain Miller's little flirtation with Janeway as they crawled through the Jefferies tube. Captain Miller's slicked back do looked just as bad as Elvis Chakotay's shellacked pompadour. Roxann Dawson also got some meat to chew on, even if her holopregnancy made little sense. While it might seem clever to work her real life pregnancy into the storyline, I found it difficult to believe that even the cleverest of holoprogrammers could stick an electromagnetic baby onto a real person. Still, none of this mattered, because I liked her as "Brigit" and for the first time, her scenes with Paris didn't make me cringe. The Hirogen previously rated as the dullest bad dudes this side of the Kazon, but these episodes made them substantially more interesting. Using the holodeck to study the prey was possibly the most ingenious use of this technology I've ever seen on Trek. Their commandant was effectively torturing the crew, but he also evinced an unexpected practical streak that eventually got him killed. The parallels between him and Janeway were also quite intriguing. We last saw this type of thing in "Year of Hell" when Janeway, like the Krenim commander who attempted to manipulate the timestream, turned into an obsessive madwoman intent on getting her ship (if not her crew) home, even if it killed her in the process. In "Killing Game I and II," we see the Hirogen commandant continuously butting heads with the youngest hunters, ordering them not to kill the prey so he can continue his research. This is strikingly similar to Janeway's conflicts with Seven, who'd much rather phaser someone than attempt to negotiate with them. I also thought that Janeway and Neelix made great Klingon warriors. I didn't recognize Janeway at first, but damn, she put up quite a fight. And Neelix? He fit right in with the pack of drunken revelers. And while Klingons are far from my favorite aliens, I was hooting when they were let loose in the simulation. It reminded me of those ridiculous scenes at the end of "Blazing Saddles" when the cowboys burst into a different set and completely disrupted activities. There were only a couple of missteps, and they didn't detract from the story, but I still want to mention them. Most noticeable were the holographic oversights when holographic operations were interrupted or a holographic bomb went off. Why didn't the holodeck get reduced to the grid? When the soldiers disappeared, the WWII backdrop should also have dissolved. I also whined a little when Janeway gave technology to the Hirogen, but only because they've made such a big deal about protecting it in the past. In the interest of their truce with the Hirogen and getting rid of them, I suppose that giving away pieces of the holodeck wasn't such a big deal. In summary, this was an extremely enjoyable episode that made it easy to suspend disbelief and just go along for the ride. Season Four has not brought us many good episodes, but "Killing Game I and II" will easily rank as one of this season's best outings. --Elizabeth Klisiewicz When Seven first arrived on Voyager, I really enjoyed the conflicts between her and Janeway. While the rest of the crew dutifully obeyed their captain, we could count on Seven and Janeway inevitably butting heads. Then, Janeway was at her wit's end trying to get through to Seven and make her part of the family and Seven couldn't care less about Voyager and her crew. Now, her goal seems to be to please Janeway and save the crew. I, for one, am tired of seeing the Borg to the rescue. And in this double episode, she's doing it again. Excuse me, but that's Janeway's job, not Seven's. We start out, in this episode, seeing Janeway as a Klingon warrior. I wouldn't want to face her wrath as a human, but as a Klingon I really wouldn't want to take her on! She's one fierce lady (if you can call a Klingon female a lady?). We knew from "Hunters" that the Hirogen were sick puppies, but who do they think they are?! Their commander dressed down the German soldier when he claimed German superiority over everyone, but the Hirogen was doing exactly the same thing, hunting down prey and torturing them before unmercifully killing them. Two peas in a pod if you ask me. While it was nice to see the cast in a different setting and out of uniform for a change, it was ironic how much their holographic characters were like their regular Voyager characters... Janeway -- captain of Voyager/Katrine -- leader of the resistance Chakotay -- second in command behind Janeway/Captain Miller -- leader of soldiers but led into "battle" by Katrine Tuvok -- logical, loyal, confidante and head of security/Intelligence expert -- logical, loyal, confidante B'Elanna -- problem solver and keeping everything on line/Brigit -- decoding messages and finding way into German headquarters Tom -- crush on B'Elanna/Lt. Davis -- crush on Brigit Neelix -- cook, comic relief/Baker -- baker, comic relief Seven -- opinionated and headstrong, expert in integrating Borg technology/ LeNeuf -- opinionated and headstrong, munitions expert The holographic program evidently helped B'Elanna subdue her Klingon side (something I miss) when she didn't rip face off of the woman who spit on her in the street. That was one of the biggest surprises of this episode. Who knew Jeri Ryan could sing? Not bad. Finally, in this episode Harry Kim shows some real spunk in dealing with the Hirogen! He was smart, sneaky, tough, and even a little underhanded in outwitting them and finding a way to help his shipmates. We find Janeway in this episode again making a deal with the devil. That she can compromise with the enemy and get her crew out of seemingly hopeless situations shows what a great leader she is. I always enjoy her dry humor when faced with the problems these aliens present. When she enters her ready room that the Hirogen commander has commandeered and sees all the trophies he has hung, she says, "I see you've done some redecorating." Even if it was only a trap, I didn't like seeing the captain beg for her life when she lured the Hirogen out where the holographic projectors weren't working. I did find a few things odd about this episode: - How did everyone know how to use 1944 weapons even after they were back to themselves? - How did Seven know where to find the control panel in the German headquarters? - How was it that Janeway picked up a rifle where the Hirogen's had just disappeared? - Was the Hirogen guard holding a weapon to the Doctor's head? What was that about? - Why, when all the other holographic characters disappeared at the end, was B'Elanna's/Brigit's baby still there? - When did we "face extinction"? (The Hirogen commander said this to Janeway in the ready room.) Regardless of the oddities and Seven to the rescue, as usual, I thought this episode was great. --Wendy Griffin Following the example of "Future's End' and "The Year of Hell," we have another two-parter for sweeps month. You know, ST: VOY is starting to turn into a Picard & Data show knock-off. I was worried that Seven of Nine's presence would override that of the Doctor's, but I was wrong. The Captain & Machine are taking over everyone. I realize that the producers and writers would like to explore this new relationship on-board, another mother/daughter one. I understand that the actors have such wonderful chemistry together that their scenes are always exceptional. As a fan of Janeway, I like seeing her often. But does it have to be at the expense of everyone else? I understand that in Star Trek, it is sometimes fun to put the crew into a completely different environment, to see the personalities operate under different circumstances: Janeway as a Klingon warrior, Seven of Nine as a club entertainer, Tuvok as a bar keep, etc. In favor of an exciting romp, however, in these situations either no or very minor character development occurs. Wasn't there some other way that the crew could have been put into another world, much as ST: DS9 did with "Doctor Bashir, I Presume" or "Far Beyond the Stars"? Couldn't some other involving plot have been used to engage the audience during sweeps month? After the good writing of the last couple of months, this episode was a letdown. Somebody gave little Brannon and his friend Joey a bunch a toy soldiers and told them to "go play." Like most children, they didn't care for any deep story, or related situations, or after-effects of their actions. They just wanted to have fun. They wanted to do things as big and as far as possible, without any thought of consequences. And that's fine for children. The only real acting that went on was with Mulgrew -- Janeway's confrontations with the enemy and limping for her life with a bullet in her thigh. This was a real waste of the talents of the cast. However, the episode had cute moments: Katrine in her role as the owner and emcee of a fashionable nightclub; Bobby, one of the Yankee saviors, using Betty Grable as a loyalty test; Mlle de Neuf (French for "of Nine") obliterating the Allies' weapons and soldiers; B'Elanna complaining about the imaginary pregnancy with the real discomfort. All this wasn't enough, though. I can't even say that I found the episode exciting. It was just wrong. From a writer's standpoint, what was the whole point of having the crew injured over and over, sometimes resulting in fatalities? I would think that the characters as creatures important to the future existence of the series would be too valuable to waste on a story that requires they be broken and repaired over and over. Has medical technology improved so much that repeated damage has no long-term effects? Also, what was the point in the amount of destruction to Voyager? Holographic technology turned five decks into Sainte Claire, France. Now, consider Kim's explanations to the Alpha-Hirogen about having to remove more bulkheads and install more holo-emitters and being told to cut more systems for more power. Is the audience now to accept that Voyager's resources are so limitless that the replicators could be operated non-stop to produce raw and finished materials to replace what was damaged or destroyed? (One can only pray that Janeway's Leonardo da Vinci program was lost in all of this. This way, she'll be forced to spend time with her senior staff and look to them for counsel instead of getting her answers from a light and energy projection based on the programmer's opinion of the person.) I think I would rather return to the days when a crewman would die here or there, or the ship would incur "terrible" or "horrible" or "crippling" damage. Although life was always saved and the ship was always made as good as new, there was still a sense of danger. Now, I don't really feel this. The ship is an absolute wreck, but it still somehow must be capable of getting them home. Furthermore, the genetically enhanced crew of Khan's S.S. Botany Bay has nothing on that of Voyager. Talk about supermen! To be fair, all of this may have some lasting effects. That may be why there will be such a long period of rebroadcasts -- the time will be used to make repairs and resume lives. When the show returns, the audience will learn about rations that had to be replenished, permanent damage to persons and things, etc. I hope. If the Reset button is used, then the audience and the characters need never fear anything again. Future suspense will be voided because all will be made well and perfect; ship and crew take a lickin' and keep on tickin'. We all know how much Braga and Menosky care about things like, oh, continuity. For me, personally, "casualty" and "fatality" means a death. Janeway said that both sides took heavy "casualties." That means that Voyager's understaffed crew is now even more so. Didn't B&M remember that Voyager came with a limited number of people? Those lost people can't come back. Overall question: Why? As for that final scene in the cargo bay where Janeway and her poor battered crew handed over holographic technology to the Hirogen, it was as anti-climactic as the Klingons coming to save the day. Was that last scene supposed to show the superiority and maturity of the Federation over the Delta Quadrant's cretins? Did B&M forget that they work on a dramatic series? That an episode of ST: VOY doesn't exist in a vacuum? That its happenings will affect future episodes? This episode was purposeless. B&M did not produce a diamond from this lump of coal. It would have worked much better as a novel where the happenings have no bearing on the canon of the televised series. By the way, did anyone else find the non-use of the term "maquis" slightly disturbing? After all, the word is French. And the crew was in France. And the 24th century rebels appropriated the word from the World War II French Resistance on Earth. But hey, it could just be me. --Rhonda E. Green VIS A VIS RATINGS: 4.9/3.2/4.2 I thought "Turnabout Intruder" was bad enough on TOS! And I thought Voyager's "Threshold" was a bad Paris and a worse Janeway episode. I keep underestimating these writers! It's interesting that whenever Tom gets possessed, he abuses women. Janeway was a lot of fun with Steth in charge of her -- she certainly seemed happier with a male brain in her body, same as Kes did in "Warlord," though the boys sure seemed glad to be boys again in the end. Can't say I blame them. If I lived in Trek's universe, I'd rather be a slug than a woman. Just look at B'Elanna Torres. Once upon a time, she was chief engineer. Now they don't need her in that role, since Tom is the only genius on board who could repair a coaxial warp drive. Not even Janeway could do that, and she used to be a science officer. Not only didn't anyone ask for her help rebuilding the alien ship, Paris even refused to let her see his holoprogram, because, of course, she's not giving him enough space. That's the problem with women, dammit, they're always too clingy and demanding, moving in on boys who just want to have fun, whether they're your girlfriend or your captain or a meddlesome Borg. Kind of makes you want to get away, quit your exciting job as a starship pilot where you get perks like replicators and golf on the holodeck and a gorgeous Klingon bimbo who's all yours, so you can go test exciting new carburetors -- doesn't it? But even if I were a member of the mindless young male demographic at which this show was clearly aimed, I would not scream, "Polaric modulator? But wasn't it polaric energy which almost got that entire planet blown up in 'Time and Again,' and Janeway and Paris agreed that no intelligent civilization would use it?" because I wouldn't remember something from three seasons ago, having burned out those brain cells getting drunk too many times like Tom's evil twin. If I were a member of the demographic, I also would not ask how in heck the alien could have started shapeshifting into his previous incarnations when he actually physically switched bodies. Nothing about the body-snatching was ever explained, so I guess that's supposed to be accepted as One Of Those Things Clever Aliens Can Do. Ditto the space-folding, which is what Torres called the technology the Sikarians used in "Prime Factors" which could supposedly get the ship 35,000 light years closer to home if they could make it work with their technology. Looks like they're closer, but I bet we don't hear the words "coaxial warp" any sooner than we hear "Warp 10," the subject of Paris's last disastrous scientific experiment, the one which turned him and Janeway into salamanders. Have I mentioned recently that if Voyager never did another Paris episode, they'd still have done too many? Hmm, maybe I should stop complaining about Seven getting too much air time; she was the least embarrassing member of the crew this outing. Well, other than Tuvok, who barely said anything at all -- but wait, he's the security chief, SHOULDN'T he have said something? Ah, forget it, he's an old fogey Vulcan and Tom is a young virile male wonder boy. If we're not going to get a scrap of originality in plotting or characterization and we're not even going to get internal consistency, let's have some fun. Drive that Chevy. --Sara Unger We should all be glad that they're finally giving Robbie McNeill something to do, shouldn't we? Based on his performance in "Vis-ŕ-vis," it's clear his dramatic skills extend far beyond that of "Helmboy." Unfortunately, McNeill's performance couldn't make up for a poorly executed plot or the assassination of Tom Paris' character. First off, did anyone understand why this shape-shifting alien was stealing bodies? For the vicarious and rather dubious pleasure of working in Sickbay? How about batting his eyelashes at a besmocked B'Elanna, who has been turned from a highly competent engineer into "Tom's girlfriend"? And what about his mouthing off to the captain, one of the few people who gave him a chance when no one else would? You see, I thought Tom was so unpleasant in this episode that I wasn't sure if it was Steth talking or Thomas Eugene Paris. OK, I liked his grease monkey act and his scenes with Holodoc. I also liked his competence on the bridge when they encountered this coaxial warp drive, and I enjoyed his comments about advanced subspace geometry, the only course he actually paid attention to at the Academy. Even the alleged male bonding we saw between him and whoever that alien was who stole Steth's body wasn't too bad. As for the rest, it mostly deserves a big fat raspberry. For example, I hated the scene in the mess hall with Torres. Tom was whining so much I'm surprised that B'Elanna didn't deck him, and could you believe him accusing her of histrionics when he was the one who was overreacting? There was no explanation for his bizarre behavior, and at that point, Steth hadn't taken over his body. This business about having an adult conversation when he was this close to having a tantrum himself was way over the top and totally ridiculous. Besides being a shapeshifter, alien Steth had a few more surprises in his bag of tricks, like that cool tool he used to gain access to Tom's files, and later broke into Janeway's logs. That brings me to another problem I had with this show: What about the coaxial technology? This is the totally awesome propulsion technology that Paris made such a fuss over, isn't it? This is the stuff of dreams and legends; this is the kind of concept that made a very young Tom Paris sweat. This is what they used to retrofit the shuttle that Janeway used to escape, right? So after making such a big deal out of it, they dropped the concept like a hot potato. I don't know why I should feel so disappointed, because after all, this is "Voyager," the show with the writers who don't give a damn about continuity or scientific principles. And why is Seven the only person who never seems to make mistakes? She wasn't dumb enough to be taken in by Steth/Tom's chicanery, but everyone else on the ship was fooled. In warning Janeway, she threw the captain into Steth's clutches, and as a result, we got to see one of Janeway's best scenes this season. Kate Mulgrew reveled in this brief moment of delicious evil, and it's quite a testament to her acting skills as well as to how far Janeway has fallen when you realize that you like her alter-ego a lot better than the original character. So, in summary, Season Four continues to plod along, punctuated by the dull thud of clunkers like "Vis-a-Vis." --Elizabeth Klisiewicz Tom Paris is replaced by pod people BEFORE the episode starts, then is replaced by another body snatcher during the show. A more realistic Tom Paris early on would have made this a much, much stronger outing, but take away Paris' early idiocies and this one isn't too bad. Especially amusing: watching Mulgrew play the alien Steth--slouching, taking phaser shots at Seven of Nine, and chortling. Biggest regret: not getting to see Robert Duncan McNeill put his hands on his hips and acting Captainly. --Jim Wright A body-stealing alien shows up just in time for Tom Paris' early mid-life crisis, switches places with Tom, and makes him realize that where he is and what he's got going for him on Voyager is just where he wants to be. Uh-huh. OK. First the good things: Dan Butler's good job of taking on Robert Duncan McNeill's mannerisms as he played Steth with Tom's consciousness inside that body; B'Elanna's verbal mangling of Camaro and Tom's wincing at it; Tom, finally having earned the respectability that he's seemed to long for and then seeming to be discontented. But I found that this episode presented a lot of questions and no answers whatsoever. Who or what was this alien and was its sole purpose to travel the galaxy taking over the bodies of other people or was it running from something? Was the ship with the coaxial drive really the alien's ship or did it belong to the real Steth or had it been taken from some other hapless victim? Was the alien, when in Tom's body, coming on to B'Elanna because it felt it was supposed to because of Tom and B'Elanna's relationship or was it really attracted to B'Elanna? Why did it try to take over Janeway so quickly when it had been in Steth's body for about a year and Tom's for only a few days? Did it take over Tom's body because at the time it was the only accessible one and it had really wanted to take over the captain's body in the first place so it could be in charge? I don't have answers for any of those questions and when an episode leaves me with so many questions and no answers I feel somewhat cheated and very dissatisfied. It was as though they just needed something that resembled a story to fill a time slot without caring in the least what it was, whether it made sense, or would be thought-provoking and interesting. This episode was exactly that. Filler. The cream inthe middle of a twinkie that keeps the sponge cake from collapsing. This episode had some great potential and didn't need to be simply filler. If the switch had been done sooner I think there could have been some very interesting scenes with the alien trying to pass himself off as Tom, scenes more along the lines of when it couldn't find sickbay. And what about when Janeway was in Tom's body? That definitely should have been played up instead of keeping Janeway/Tom unconscious in sickbay. I could just see the crew trying to decide whether or not to respond to commands that sounded as if they were issued by Janeway but seemingly came from Tom. Or a scene with Tom trying to explain to Chakotay that, for the moment, he was really Janeway and they had to do something to fix this and/or, for that matter, Chakotay realizing that Janeway was in Tom's body and HIS reaction to that. I think it also could have been interesting to see Janeway having to deal with being a female in a male body. As has been the case with more "Voyager" episodes than I'd like to recall, the potential here was never realized and the resulting episode was desultory at best. It's past time to give us some challenging, character-driven and thought-provoking episodes that we can sink our teeth into instead of what The Powers That Be think will draw in that young male demographic they seem to have decided to go for. If they'd just write Trek, they'd pull in all the viewers they want. Instead they give us an episode like "Vis a Vis" which was definitely not challenging except to watch. --Kimberly Peterson THE OMEGA DIRECTIVE RATINGS: 5.8/3.3/4.5 I'm not even going to get started on a Starfleet directive which orders the immediate destruction of a technology so sophisticated that only a highly advanced race could produce it (and, presumably, defend it). And to protect against a "perfect" unstable deadly radioactive space-destroying molecule which might hold the key to the beginnings of the universe? "The Omega Directive" isn't worth taking seriously as a directive, though it sure would have been interesting to see it on TNG -- I picture scientific assassination teams swarming the Enterprise, with Picard making demands for science and reason. Janeway's supposed to be a scientist -- well, she sure wasn't this week. Just once, I would like to see Kathryn Janeway make a big gamble that pays off. It's quite common for her to take enormous risks and nearly get her entire crew killed: in fact, between her trigger-happy self-destruct finger and her desire to prove her fortitude to evil aliens, it's a wonder she hasn't gotten the ship blown up in non-alternate realities. But when she has a chance to do something great, to harness a kind of energy that's never been explored before, which could get her home in an instant and revolutionize the galaxy, she chickens out. Why, why, why do the writers do this to her? "The Omega Glory" was a better episode than "The Omega Directive." Janeway reciting the Preamble to the Constitution would have been more inspiring than the pat speech we got at the end. But that isn't what I hated most about this installment. What really bugged me was that Janeway didn't shove Seven out the airlock along with her perfect particles, so we're going to have to suffer through more episodes with her single-handedly coming up with plans to save the universe. In this episode alone, Seven ordered Janeway to assist her (Janeway obeyed), gave Harry a Borg designation (Chakotay told him to get used to it), threatened to risk the entire galaxy so she could see the face of God (Janeway and Chakotay were sympathetic), and demonstrated that she's smarter than Tuvok at Vulcan disciplinary games. The Borg don't have to assimilate Voyager. They already control it through one individual who has everyone thinking like her -- well, except the Doc, but even he got out of her way. I used to hate Seven's catsuit. Now I wish she'd stand there and look pretty and SHUT UP for a change. There's not much to say about the rest of the crew because who needs the rest of the crew? This was very much an installment of the Seven and Janeway show, the ongoing series in which Janeway represents the Voice of Starfleet, Seven tells her all the reasons that she's a jerk, and Seven ends up being right. Kirk was allowed to make decisions which even Spock labeled incredibly stupid, but which turned out to be strokes of genius in hindsight. Janeway isn't a woman in any stereotypical sexist action series sense, other than she appears to be designated as proof that women are unfit to command. --Sara Unger "The Omega Directive" is another pointless episode that pits Captain Janeway against Seven of Nine. Don't these writers have something more interesting to write about than the constant squabbles between Mama Janeway and her wayward protege? Frankly, Janeway's command decisions have been so risky and illogical all season that it makes me wonder why anyone would look up to her. Besides the power struggles to establish pecking order in the coop, this episode also makes a botched attempt to explain the Borg's equivalent of religion. Not only do Trek writers not know how to write realistic relationships, they've rarely succeeded on the religious front either. I liked Janeway's test of faith in "Sacred Ground," but "The Omega Directive" was a cheap ploy to tug on our heartstrings and proclaim that yes, Seven does have feelings, and yes, she is capable of spiritual enlightenment. I have no problem with any of this except for one thing: Why would anyone worship a silly molecule? Why is the Omega molecule so perfect? Oh, I suppose that its energy output is fairly impressive, but other than that, this whole exercise bordered on the utterly ridiculous. In one corner, we have Janeway following her beloved Starfleet orders and feeling utterly alone. She is 60,000 light years from home, but that doesn't stop her from attempting to follow procedure. The trouble is, in the process of obeying orders, she has to rescind the Prime Directive. She's done it before, and we know she'll do it again in the blink of an eye. So, if it's no problem to toss the rulebook on its ugly head, then why can't she lower the barriers and have a real relationship for a change? Wait a second, that's next week's argument. Anyway, as I was saying, our dear captain has grown into an unpredictable leader whose logic has strayed far from the path of her hallowed scientific principles. Even Chakotay, her loyal lap dog, tells her that "that's a reasonable argument, but you're not always a reasonable woman." Great line that, and a wonderfully annoyed look on Kate's face when her XO dared to cross her. Mulgrew was good throughout this episode, but the real star was the molecule. In its perfection, it managed to outshine even this veteran lady of the boards, and how could it not? Omega is a simple concept, but the Treknobabble that filled this outing's bladder to capacity dragged it down, along with the actors. In the other corner was Jeri Ryan, who was also quite excellent, but then, has she ever had a bad moment at any time this season? If I were in her shoes, I would have no reason to complain. The publicity blitz has done wonders for her career and has jacked her up to star billing every week. The credits should rightly say, "Starring Jeri Ryan, and co-starring Kate Mulgrew and a faceless cast of thousands." In Braga's hands, Seven is the smartest person in the universe and really doesn't need other lifeforms. If you locked her in a chamber with Omega, she'd have a Borgastic fit and be forever in heaven. Who needs boring old Harry when you can trip the light fantastic with the perfect particle? Hell, Harry can't even win at kalto, and he's had plenty of time to practice as he waits on the sidelines for the writers to throw him a few miserable lines. But let's get back to the smartest lady in the galaxy. If she's so intelligent, then why this blind adoration of a particle? It all comes down to one thing: This was a stupid episode based on a lame concept which is an insult to even the most average viewer's intelligence. Just when I think "Voyager" can't get any worse, it does. --Elizabeth Klisiewicz I thought this was a terrific episode. It was coherently written, with a serious moral and scientific dilemma, and some good character interaction. It is an enormously intriguing idea that Voyager has encountered something so important and so powerful that Starfleet has kept it a secret for 100 years, authorizing only the captains on starships to deal with it. The decision to be made and the stakes in the outcome are of epic Trek proportions. The Omega molecule is the most powerful substance known to exist. It has the potential to be an inexhaustible power source or, conversely, the potential to destroy subspace, thus making warp travel impossible and ending space-faring civilization. It's very effective to put such a huge problem before Janeway as a captain and as a scientist. The scientist wants to study the phenomenon and use it for good; the captain is ordered to destroy it at any cost. For this particular captain, not only is it a threat to the galaxy, but a very immediate threat to Voyager, because they could lose the ability to get home. And we all know how Janeway feels about getting home. Kate Mulgrew did a great job of conveying the tenseness of the situation and the weight of responsibility on Janeway's shoulders. It becomes evident early that this is going to be another Captain/Seven confrontation episode. Somehow, we just know that Seven is going to argue with whatever Janeway proposes. This time, in spite of their differences, she agrees to help Janeway, but only because she wants to understand the perfection of the molecules. The episode "Prey" made it clear that Seven can't be ordered to help. Seven hasn't seemed to progress beyond the point where she must argue with everything, question everything and demand justification for everything. When she argued her point with Chakotay, I heard myself saying, "Not again." The Janeway/Seven exchanges are energetic and interesting, and Seven does make an effective devil's advocate. But the captain's patience with an insubordinate crew member is so inexhaustible that it is becoming almost inappropriate. Besides, Seven seems to be always right, which I find uncomfortable. This time she's also right. Though she worked on it without authorization and ignored the job she was supposed to be doing, Seven's harmonic resonance chamber is needed. I do like that side of Janeway that can acknowledge Seven's work, even when she is at her most difficult and obstructive. Their amicable discussion about the Borg's encounter with Omega was a pleasant change, as Seven answered queries and casually dismissed the mythology that explained Omega's power. The exchange reinforced both Janeway's scientific curiosity and Seven's Borg single-mindedness. There were some other nice interactions: Janeway and Tuvok working together with their usual compatibility, Seven appealing to Chakotay's spirituality, Harry's impatience with Seven's "collective," and of course Chakotay's concern for Janeway's safety. Some dialogue made me think that writers do read reviews and listen to criticisms. Some criticisms after "Scorpion" suggested that Janeway was arrogant and didn't listen to Chakotay's input at all. In this case, Chakotay chided Janeway for trying to go it alone, dared to tell her she wasn't always a reasonable woman, and suggested she should accept help. This time she listened, and acted on his suggestion. Her conversation with Tuvok also seemed to address this. She acknowledged that it would be arrogant to risk the quadrant to satisfy her curiosity; that she "occasionally" knew when to quit. (I noticed that in "Hunters" we also got an explanation, lame though it was, for her lack of a partner, but that's another story.) Seven is becoming more multi-dimensional. In "Retrospect" she showed vulnerability and remorse. At the end of this episode, she tries to understand her moment of clarity, and to grasp the concept of spirituality. I found it interesting that the molecule's stabilization, which Janeway sees only in scientific terms, is seen by Seven as perhaps something more. It reminds me of "Sacred Ground," when the doctor had the scientific explanation, and Janeway saw something more. I'm ignoring the nitpicks in this episode. They are insignificant against the magnitude of the story and the sheer fun of seeing it unfold. -- Barb English UNFORGETTABLE RATINGS: 4.8/3.3/4.6 Unenjoyable. Beltran looked bored, an unfortunate approach when you're the romantic lead. The less said about this one, the better. --Jim Wright Robert Beltran is the closest thing Trek has to a heartthrob at present. As far as I'm concerned, he can't hold a candle to Jonathan Frakes, but I saw him at a convention this spring surrounded by innuendo-spouting hormonal women who were wildly in love with him. Almost all the questions he was asked were suggestive. In fact, the primary interest in Beltran as an actor seems to be sexual, which makes sense because his performance has been so wooden all season, it's hard to remember that he can act. Chakotay's character development over the past three years has mostly consisted of slimming his waistline, dyeing his hair jet black, and flashing his dimples more often at women. His two major episodes in the past two seasons have involved alien lovers of the week. Chakotay is the male equivalent of Seven of Nine -- shot from all the right angles to look attractive, though he doesn't even get the snappy dialogue which she does. No longer do the writers bother with Chakotay's spirituality, his Native American background, his role as a rebel. He's Voyager's pretty boy, a bridge ornament. Nothing more. The biggest waste about all this is not just that he's boring and annoying, but that Chakotay was once such a unique guy -- an angry warrior who lacked violent baggage, a Maquis leader who could take orders from a Starfleet woman without angst about his macho ego. He could take on her mission as his own and even fall in love with her without turning into her lap dog. An adult, a real man -- not the type who'd find a fling with an alien more emotionally satisfying than lasting love with his best friend, faithful compatriot, and respected leader. He was a storyteller -- it was the story about himself which he told Janeway in "Resolutions" which cemented their relationship, and it was the stories about love he told Neelix in episodes like "Twisted" which made me think that he actually knew something about love which only maturity and sensitivity could provide. In this episode, Kellin (looking like an older, dowdier version of Kes, the former Voyager babe) recites three times that Chakotay is a very kind man. But he's also the kind of macho dope who'd grab an alien in the brig by the collar. Chakotay says at the end that he fell in love with Kellin twice. He calls that love? A few conversations about how she wants him and a tussle on the couch, behind the back of the woman he once described as his savior? Then there's his taking romantic advice from Neelix -- now that's a role reversal. He's completely passive, a man who takes orders from women -- ANY woman. What a cliche, and what a joke. Chakotay's nothing but a typical Star Trek guy, except he doesn't have the values, intelligence, or strength of a Kirk or Riker. He contributes nothing to this franchise beyond his good looks. Even Seven does more than that. (Janeway, thankfully, was not in this episode much, being off repressing her humanity on the holodeck or something.) "Unforgettable" was stupid from a story standpoint, like the ridiculous gimmick which made people and machines forget all contact with the Ramora via some unexplained magic. Plus the directing was dreadful -- close-ups of Beltran and Madsen which made them look bloated, bad mood music, gratuitous physical contact. Madsen's performance was flat, though it's not her fault that the script called for her to fall into a swoon in Beltran's arms on three separate occasions. Nor is it her fault that Robinson, director of the sexploitation episode "Blood Fever," made sure Chakotay's first view of Kellin was of her shapely stockinged legs sticking out beneath a console. It's obvious, cliched, and boring. My father (a member of Voyager's target audience by definition, being male) called me when the episode was over to announce that it was the most boring episode ever. I agree, but I thought the guys were supposed to like it! Since I'm a woman and it's my duty, I turned on UPN's new "Love Boat" series this week. On that show, the former navy captain (who DOES get to get laid) has an obnoxious pot-smoking 15-year-old son who wears a Voyager T-shirt. In case we somehow missed it, this fact was pointed out by both the cruise director and the teen's pert little girlfriend, who said, "So, you like Star Trek?" like that was sooooo coooooool! I'm sure all the teen-age boys who watch "Love Boat" and don't watch Voyager will be sure to tune in now. It's The Love Boat where you never have to grow up or stop meeting new babes. --Sara Unger I've never been one to mince words, and with that said, I thought this episode was pretty lousy. Normally, I would be happy to see so much of Robert Beltran, but with scripts like this, he's better off in the background. The alien bimbo of the week was a cross between Kes and Riley Frazier, except she had different ears. I've never heard of Virginia Madsen, and frankly, she made so little impression on me that I don't care if I hear from her again. "Unforgettable" was so mind-numbing that I had trouble concentrating on what little plot there was. Perhaps the aliens zapped me with their ray gun, and after forcing myself to stay awake for 60 interminable minutes, I wished they had. I'm sure that Robert Beltran was happy to finally get laid and put an end to his role as Janeway's lap dog. Kellin, the alien bimbo of the week, stormed right into his life and into his bed without a moment's thought on Chakotay's part. Let's forget about competing with a monkey for Janeway's attention, and let's pretend that New Earth never happened, because for JetSkiers, the romance is officially over. A year ago, or maybe even a few months ago, this would have bothered me, but after seeing how pathetic these writers are at writing relationships, I am GLAD they've called it off. Kellin's little seduction scene was about as lame as they come, and in the instant where she kissed Chakotay, his face looked as waxy as something out of Madame Tussaud's. Both players could have been replaced by cardboard stand-ups and no one would have noticed, and I can only imagine the glazed look in their eyes as they rehearsed this scene. Some of you may be familiar with Beltran's work in "Kiss me a Killer," and rest assured, he was far more lively in that flick than his leaden performance in "Unforgettable." And let's not forget Janeway, shall we? Tell me, if you were commanding a starship, would you instantly trust an alien's word, give her asylum, provide her with access to your security systems and astrometrics lab, and make her a member of the family? Kellin made herself real cozy next to Seven of Nine, and I started to wonder if they even need Janeway anymore. She had so little screen time that I wondered why they even bothered. In recent weeks, Seven has assumed the captain's role. She orders senior officers around, and they're dumb enough to obey her. Every command decision Janeway makes is countermanded by Seven, who usually manages to make Janeway look stupid and incompetent. For the brief moments we got to see Janeway, I thought she looked foolish. Pardon me, but they're a long way from Kansas, and continually putting your vessel at risk is suicide, especially for one person you don't even know. When Janeway did this in "Basics I," it was a little different, because she was going after Chakotay's alleged son. But Kellin is an unknown factor, and therefore too great a risk. "Unforgettable" did have a few bright moments, and they had little to do with the main plot. Seven and Harry's discussion about procreation was quite amusing, and I also enjoyed Tuvok's discussion with Chakotay about where Kellin would fit in. That'sit, folks, two little scenes; the rest was pointless garbage. --Elizabeth Klisiewicz Well, this one was definitely mistitled; "Forgettable" would have been more appropriate. While it was nice to see Chakotay get some screen time, this episode was a definite disappointment. I don't know that I can find anything nice to say about it. First of all I felt that the whole story was rather absurd. An alien race that emits a pheromone causing anyone who comes into contact with them to forget them within hours of their departure? How could those pheromones have caused the Doctor's tricorder not to read her? Furthermore, how can it be that pheromones would produce the exact same response in different species? In my opinion the pheromone aspect of this story was a rather lame attempt on the part of the writers to explain why this species was forgotten. If the writers were looking to use this episode to destroy in the minds of the J/C fans the possibility of that relationship going anywhere, they could have done a much better job in almost any other way. Better yet, they could have just continued to ignore it completely. Instead they threw this plot at us trying to convince us that Chakotay has given up on Janeway by falling in love with an alien woman. I can't help but wonder just how much in love with her Chakotay really was. Could it be he'd just gotten tired of waiting for Janeway to make up her mind? Kellin was beautiful and very obviously adored Chakotay (not that I blame her for that!) and I think it would be difficult for Chakotay to resist her. He's been pretty much alone for four years now and of course, he wouldn't have wanted to hurt her feelings just because he couldn't remember her. I also think it quite possible that he could have been influenced by guilt for the same reason. I think Chakotay would have a hard time willingly hurting anyone, let alone a woman who claimed to be in love with him. I just don't believe that Chakotay was really in love with Kellin, though. But since he became so involved with her, there should have been some scene between him and Janeway where they resolve to remain friends and nothing more. In fact, I feel that it was out of character for Chakotay not to discuss his feelings with Janeway. While Robert Beltran seemed to do the best with what was given to him, I think the story was awful, the pheromone aspect difficult to swallow, and I really hate these kinds of endings. Because the crew will forget everything relating to Kellin and her people there is NO resulting character development or any progress in the stories of these people's lives. Because there couldn't possibly have been any character development in this episode -- as with "Time and Again" and the "Year of Hell" episodes -- I feel that I wasted a good hour of my time on nothing. Oh, but I did find something nice to say: It was good to see them recycling Kes' ears. --Kimberly Peterson I tried to keep an open mind during this episode. I really did. Admittedly, I've always loved the Janeway/Chakotay dynamic, and hoped that they would share more than command. Because that seems unlikely at the moment, a bit of romance for Chakotay might be a welcome change of pace, or so I thought. He can't wait forever to see if Janeway can handle a love life. I tuned in with some interest. The interest was short-lived. The story was pure fluff, pleasant enough to watch, but very superficial, with none of the moral dilemmas, mysteries, crises, or character development that make Trek so engrossing. I realize there are only about 45 minutes of actual show time, but there is no credible buildup for Chakotay's falling in love. Kellin keeps telling him that he previously shared her feelings, but he isn't convinced. He tells her to stick to the current facts, and stop talking about feelings. Even when Chakotay becomes convinced that Kellin is telling the truth about the previous visit, and commits Janeway to firing on the pursuing ships, he doesn't exhibit any strong personal feelings for her. Then, after only a couple of further shallow encounters, she confronts him about staying or leaving, and he tells her to stay. The die is cast. Already. Later on, Chakotay does tell Kellin that he's in love with her (otherwise, we'd never know), but the idea is so unconvincing that Chakotay's feelings have to be brought to our attention by Neelix, the tracer, and Seven with her speculations, in case we don't understand that he is in love. As for the kissing scene, Chakotay's participation gives a new meaning to the word "wooden." If he is supposed to appear mysterious and intense, it doesn't work. He just sits there like a lump, so it's fortunate that Kellin knows what to do. Perhaps it is the camera angle that makes him look so passive. Or perhaps I'm comparing it with a spectacular kiss on DS9 the same week. It makes one hope that if Chakotay ever has a love scene with Janeway, (loud cheer) he will have a good director. Even character development for Chakotay seems unfortunate in this episode. It is disappointing that he capitulates so quickly to a pretty woman with her own agenda. He comes across as easily led, with little personal authority or depth. It doesn't jibe with the more interesting and engaging person we've seen in many episodes so far, and it certainly doesn't match the Chakotay who was single-minded in his dedication to Janeway and to Voyager and the crew. The guest star, Virginia Madsen, is more believable and does a decent job with pretty flimsy material. She reminds me of Kes - it must be the ears. Other nitpicks: 1) I did mention the less-than-stellar writing, and I think these are new writers for "Voyager." This episode and "Vis-a-vis" (also by a new writer) are, in my opinion, the weakest of Season Four. 2) The director should not have retained that shot of Janeway leaning over the biobed; it was extremely unflattering. (Actually, I don't find the newest flat hairdo very flattering. Why didn't they keep the one from "The Killing Game" with the sides swept up and the back loose?) 3) Neelix's final speech on the nature of love is cringe-inducing. 4) This is the pettiest of nitpicks, but Kellin had long blond hair, Kes had long blond hair, Seven (in "The Killing Game") had long blond hair, Riley had long blond hair... With all this out of my system, I still love Voyager and everybody on it, but couldn't love this episode. As others have probably said, it was eminently forgettable. -- Barb English LIVING WITNESS RATINGS: 5.4/3.5/4.2 This, like "Tuvix," was an excellent but disturbing episode. At its crux, "Living Witness" asks whether we can ever truly know the facts of history, or if they're always so subject to interpretation that the truth can never enable us to move beyond the old conflicts. It suggests that in most cases, we can't -- and maybe we shouldn't try -- which is a very scary attitude. It seems obvious that the U.S. Holocaust Museum was a model of sorts for the Kyrian museum. I have always been bothered by the extent to which contemporary Judaism is defined by the Holocaust -- the fact that a museum commemorating the near-genocide gets more attention than museums celebrating living, thriving Judaism. The emphasis on death in the fictional Museum of History, rather than on what Kyrian culture was all about, is quite unnerving in a similar way. On the other hand, I don't think there are many people with any education who have not been educated about the Holocaust or who fail to understand the historical and social implications of what the Nazis did, which is vitally important on a global scale to prevent its reoccurence. Yes, there are revisionist nuts who claim that the Holocaust never happened, but most people understand that the atrocities were real, and were carried out by ordinary people, not an isolated group of monsters. Is this episode suggesting that it's not fair to have only the perspective of the slaughtered represented, and we need equal time for the Nazi point of view? It's interesting that the Kyrians are obsessed with the origins of the genocide (and with proving their innocence, as if one should have to prove innocence to be spared ethnic cleansing) rather than with the effects of the crimes. The ending of this episode is ridiculously pat. We're supposed to believe the Kyrians agreed a false myth of origin justified centuries of oppression and slaughter? And the Vaskans agreed that being restored to the role of good guy during the initial conflict made them feel empowered enough to look for common ground with a millennia-old enemy? It's thoroughly unrealistic, and doesn't address the troubling questions raised. If Janeway wasn't really a Hitler, does that mean that it's fine to believe Hitler wasn't really a Hitler, or was only "a Hitler" from the point of view of the winners, because he would have justified his actions had he successfully conquered the world and wiped away anyone who spoke against him? I thought the Voyager episode "Remember" did a more subtle job on those kinds of issues. Revisionist history is a very dangerous subject for Trek -- which is not known for subtlety in dealing with big political issues like this one. We never learned anything about either the Vaskans or Kyrians beyond their hatreds: I still have no idea what the war was over in the first place. Is that irrelevant? If so, then the Doctor was right, and all of history should be irrelevant -- only its effects are real. Of course, that would suggest that people are doomed to repeat the same mistakes, as they so often do anyway. I have an impossible time relating to the young Kyrian who fantasized about the heroic explorers despite the fact that they were considered mass murderers. There was never a time when I was so young that I could have had idealistic fantasies about Nazi heroes separate from the knowledge of what they'd done to my own relatives. I guess things change over 700 years, but if that's the case, one would think -- or hope -- that the fighting wouldn't break out again quite so fast. The cast was great in this episode, particularly Kate Mulgrew, who was Janeway enough to be recognizable and also pure evil. I am sorry to say that I dug some things about her, from her casual friendliness with Tuvok to her apparent relaxation in her own skin, lounging comfortably on the bridge as if it's obvious she owns the place. I also thought the slick hair was considerably sexier than the dowdy bob. Yum. Robert Picardo gave an elegant, restrained performance, but I almost wished for more emotional intensity at the end, when the Doctor realized how much was at stake. However, I must ask: backup EMH? A handful of episodes ago, when Tom took over Kes' duties in Sickbay, it was clearly stated that Voyager does not have a backup EMH! Come on, lazy writers, at least give us a one-line explanation! I wish the characters got dialogue this witty when they were NOT alternate-universe versions of themselves. Why is it that Trek does evil twins better than ongoing characters (like Torres, who was completely absent from this episode except in mention due to Roxann Dawson's maternity leave, but when the alien said she was chief transporter operator and the Doc remembered mostly her beauty and sensitivity, I had to say that was about right). Although I mostly liked the writing of "Living Witness," it seems necessary to mention the similarity in concept to "Babylon 5's" superlative last-season-ender "The Deconstruction of Falling Stars," which also contained a holographic simulation from out of the past which decided to correct the present. I am not going to bother to worry about all the stuff Voyager apparently left behind or the three dead engineers, because I'm sure we're expected to treat this as a reset button episode. I did flinch when the Doctor announced that Earth was home to the crew, considering that many if not most of them aren't human. If the point of this episode is that real accounting is necessary to avoid social tragedies that can lead to the repression or erasure of people from history, that seems more than a minor point. But don't get me wrong: this was a well-done episode, superbly directed, and quite enjoyable to watch. --Sara Unger "Living Witness", written by a raft of writers, is easily one of the best episodes of Season Four. The story opens in Janeway's ready room, but it quickly becomes clear that we are in some sort of alternate reality. KJ swings around, and as the camera pans across her slicked back 'do, lusciously dark lipstick and black gloves, you half expect "Babylon 5's" Bester (Walter Koenig) to step into the picture. We soon learn that this is a simulation of events recorded by the Kyrians, a race who believe that Voyager and its crew were evil incarnate and were responsible for destroying their civilization. The Voyager simulation is framed by a Kyrian museum curator (Quarren), ably played by Henry Woronicz who last appeared as Gegen in "Distant Origin." Not only is this simulation completely erroneous, it takes place 700 years into the future, or so we think. You see, Brannon Braga is responsible for this story idea. Remember that totally cool Season Two episode called "Projections" where Reg Barkley appeared and played with the Doctor's mind (and ours) so he didn't know what was real and what was fantasy? Well, this is strikingly similar to that, because at the end, it turns out that yet another group of aliens are watching Quarren watching the Voyager simulation. Kind of like the old Trek infinity mirror. They did it with TNG's "Ship in a Bottle," and it will no doubt be recycled again in the future. So in one corner, we have the Kyrians, with their version of events, and in the other, we have a resurrected Holodoc and the Vaskans. They look similar to the Kyrians, but they have darker complexions and different nose ridges. This alien world is fraught with racial strife, and the Doctor is thrust into the middle of race riots and attacks on the Kyrians' revisionist history books. You might wonder what the Doctor has to do with all this. In other words, what is he doing in the future? It seems that the Kyrians found his backup module buried somewhere. Funny thing that, because I wasn't aware that the Doctor was backed up in any way, shape or form. Back in "Message in a Bottle," the Doctor's program was transmitted over the Hirogen's array to the Alpha Quadrant. If there had been a backup module, then why was Tom Paris forced to act as a medic? And how did the Doctor get around without his mobile emitter? What about all those artifacts? Where did they come from? Did the Kyrians take them when they invaded Voyager? Finally, how were the Kyrians privy to all those conversations which only involved the Voyager crew? I doubt Tedran was talking; he was shot by the Vaskan ambassador Daleth. Daleth was present for a good part of the simulation, but do you think he'd villify his own people? Ah, no, I sincerely doubt it. How much time did Voyager spend with these aliens anyway? From either standpoint, it doesn't appear to be much time at all, so there's no way these aliens would know that Tom used to be a skirt chaser and other small factoids like that. Despite all these nitpicks and despite the dark subject matter, I loved this episode and thought it was a total hoot. If you believe the Kyrians, then you accept that Voyager is a warship with a triple-plated hull and approximately 30 torpedo tubes. The senior staff has been transformed into a sullen bunch of card-carrying Nazis with black gloves, cool hairstyles and sneering attitudes. This Janeway likes to slouch in her chair and shoot people with a casual ease that barely stirs the gelled back hair on her head or smudges her lipstick. Pair Janeway with any gun and she goes ballistic; add Chakotay watching Janeway shoot people with a dramatic heave of his chest and you have absolute gold. Oh, Chakotay (Chack-o-tay to you) is still the captain's lap dog, a "man of peace" who wants to give the order to stop the neural solvent, but hey, he has way better hair and a wild tattoo, and I dug the way he got off on violence. Harry Kim is a churlish bully who enjoys slapping people around, and Tom has reverted to skirt chasing, name calling, and baiting Chakotay. I absolutely loved the little squabble and Tom calling Neelix a hedge hog. That's an insult to hedge hogs everywhere, but that's OK. The Doctor's evil twin is some sort of cybernetic organism, and Seven has de-evolved into everybody's favorite drone. In an unintentionally funny sequence, Seven hits a bunch of buttons and out pop her army of drones. For some reason, I expected them to goose step and dance out from their alcoves with a salute. And let's not forget Tuvok, who smiles and simpers at the captain, something which forces you to wonder if they have some sort of "thang" going on below decks. Kate Mulgrew and Robert Picardo were simply superb in this episode, and the rest were also good. It's clear they had as much fun making "Living Witness" as I had watching it, and I only wish their real characters were half as interesting as their alter-egos. Revisionist history is a touchy subject, and suffice it to say that the sheer entertainment value of this episode more than made up for any inadequacies in dealing with such heavy subject matter. In summary, "Living Witness" was a fun and rather compelling episode that is a definite keeper. --Elizabeth Klisiewicz DEMON RATINGS: 5.3/3.3/4.3 This episode is certainly a dream for fan fiction writers who always wished the crew would settle on a nice (?!) planet someplace where they didn't have to act like Starfleet officers. I enjoyed it, particularly the performances by the regulars, but sheesh, was it silly! I'm not even going to wonder how that liquid stuff managed to replicate a lifetime of memories along with the DNA from the crew, nor how the ship managed to keep going at the end since it apparently never got the deuterium it needed -- that deuterium (a relatively common form of hydrogen ANYONE should be able to find) was encased within the very substance of the alien liquid lifeform. I also don't know how the ship had power for transporters when it only had an hour of basic life support left, nor which of the endless supply of shuttles got abandoned this time. Plus I suppose it would be moronic to ask why they DID waste energy to keep the Doctor running when there were no patients, since the answer is so obviously "comic relief." I liked the "Resolutions" plot stranding Kim and Paris together forever like "The Blue Lagoon" -- OK, seriously, I liked the fact that Tom and Harry seem to have abruptly remembered that they're friends and they have senses of humor. I was glad to see Torres has come back from Roxann Dawson's maternity leave, but the moment she started playing sniveling worried girlfriend, I wished she'd leave again. The old Torres would have thrown Chakotay against a wall and DEMANDED to be on the away team. I also had to scream when she asked him to take Little Miss Perfect along, especially since Seven had already disobeyed orders and come up with a plan the captain was too chicken to try. But at least Seven's interactions with others this episode were restricted to trying to save Chakotay and a couple of other people, rather than saving the entire ship (which according to the previews she will do again next week). I wonder when Seven became more cool-headed that Tuvok, as Torres and Chakotay agreed? Tuvok didn't do anything of note other than carry out Janeway's technobabble instructions, so maybe he's been displaced as First Vulcan. Janeway had a pretty unfortunate episode, trying to panic and turn, then inexplicably deciding to land the ship after she'd already concluded that the planet was too risky to send another shuttle (or, rather, that is was too risky to send Chakotay). I also think it's pretty bad form to roll one's eyes at one's first officer on the bridge in front of everyone even if he did do a pretty bad job landing the ship. And since when does the captain leave the bridge during a crisis to see if her sick crewmen are OK? Oh yeah, she did the same thing when Ensign Wildman had her baby in the middle of a crisis, but still. Ensign Vorik was back, imitating Paris for Torres. Enough said on that subject. Where in heck was the discussion on the ethics of cloning, the obligation of the crew to the duplicates they were abandoning, and all that? Hmm, since it's silly to believe that clones inherit one's memories, I guess the whole debate would have been silly, too. The science was a joke, the plot had holes bigger than those pools of deuterium, and once again Seven showed more initiative and gumption than either the captain or first officer. But then again, so did Ensign Kim. Still, the episode used almost the entire cast, some with restored personalities from previous seasons, and I wasn't bored even when I was snorting in disgust. All in all, I'd have to say this was one of the better episodes of the year. --Sara Unger The Hour of Hell. Well intentioned, abysmally executed. Comedy anti-matter...even the few good lines get annihilated in a vast apocalypse of unfunniness. Why they thought this would make a good lighthearted romp is beyond me. Only bright spot: Harry got to keep his new attitude the rest of the season. Well, that and the flashing nipples on Seven's environment suit, offering Morse Code answers to Frequently Asked Questions. ("one stop yes they are real stop"). These high points aside, "Demon" is one of the few Voyager episodes I'd actually consider taping over with an episode of Family Matters. --Jim Wright "Demon" is destined to be one of those episodes that divides fans down the middle. It was light on special effects, devoid of compelling plot points, and full of specious technobabble. Directed by Anson Williams (Potsie from Happy Days) and scripted by Ken Biller, who is generally a captain's worst nightmare, "Demon" reminded me forcibly of old and much-loved Voyager episodes with its long absent character interaction. Oh, I suppose you could say the dialogue was lame, but let's face it, Tom Paris' jokes have always been lame. And did you see that long, lingering hand that Janeway placed on Chakotay's shoulder? When is the last time you saw that happen? Not only that, but for the first time in recent memory, Seven was not the hero of the hour. She assisted in the search for our two errant crew members, but Chakotay upstaged her when she overlooked the footprints in the dirt. I liked that, and I also enjoyed his little quip about Indian scouts. I've always felt that Chakotay has a sense of humor, and it's about time we saw a glimpse of it. The long-absent Roxann Dawson was finally present, even if only for a few brief moments. And while Vorik is one of those annoying peripheral characters they allow to live because his real life counterpart is related to screenwriting royalty, I didn't mind him too much. He has about as much screen presence as an orange rind, but I'd rather hear him drone than listen to Neelix whine about his pillows. OK, I'll admit that the scene in Sickbay had its moments, but those were due to Robert Picardo's skill in rescuing even the most vapid scenes, not in Neelix's sorry attempt at comic relief. Harry and Tom are one of the better pairings on this show, and I like their buddy humor. Some of their lines sounded kind of forced, but it doesn't matter, because Wang and McNeill have great chemistry, and their characters' friendship is well-established. Just as "Resolutions" and "The Chute" spawned a flurry of fanfic, so will this episode. Not only is there great P/K potential, but we also have the clones of the rest of the crew. Plotwise, "Demon" was a great heap of cow dung. I can buy the fact that Voyager is running out of fuel, but they never told us whether they got anything beyond those few kilos they beamed up at the show's halfway point. I guess we can safely assume that if Janeway mandated that the crew supplied the silver blood people with DNA, then she made damned sure she got her deuterium before leaving orbit. In summary, I give this a 1 for plot and a 9 for character development. --Elizabeth Klisiewicz As a Trekkie, after watching episode after episode of four different series, I am used to figuring out an episode and the path it will take, before the episode ends. It's unconscious. However, with this week's episode, I could not get a handle on how the episode would end itself, not until Other Kim explained things to Janeway. I was so glad to see that the writers finally remembered Paris' and Kim's friendship. And most importantly, I'm glad that they gave Kim a chance to grow up. It's about time. I really liked this episode. It was another one that kept me guessing just as I do with other programs that I watch. Did the deuterium purposely deteriorate Paris' and Kim's environmental suit? Are Kim and Paris dead? They're alive, but have they been taken over by an alien force? They can't be left behind, so what's the solution to anti-bioforming? Is this stuff really a branch of the Changelings? This is just some of the stuff that went through my head throughout the hour. The ending was great! Especially because when the ship ascended and showed more than a hundred bodies standing on the surface, I couldn't help my gasp of shock -- even though I knew that the crew would accede to Other Kim's request. Things are really going to get interesting when Alpha Quadrant scientists come across the Demon planet in the future. I thought that the way the scene was presented by the director and the cinematographer was fabulous because it evoked something. Just as the writer, evoked something with Other Kim's poignant speech about sentience and survival. Finally, because I'm a Trekkie, I nitpick. And I want to know why Tuvok wouldn't let Neelix carry that little itty bitty book with him. What was the harm. Furthermore, wouldn't carrying his blanket mean that he wouldn't need to be issued one from stores or used needed power for heating. -- Rhonda E. Green ONE RATINGS: 5.3/3.4/4.7 Well, Voyager's writers have finally found a way to perfect what they've been doing in principle all season: declare the rest of the crew irrelevant and make it the Seven of Nine show. Actually, although I became tired of her attitude (the Doc shared those sentiments, but then became such a whiner that we HAD to root for Seven instead), this was a reasonably engrossing episode, not sticking too long with any one genre and permitting Jeri Ryan to show some range. "One" started as an adventure story, with Captain Janeway making yet another bad decision that paid off only because of sheer dumb luck. If the bioneural gel packs had failed simultaneously instead of sequentially, the ship would have rotted in the nebula forever, and if Seven's implants had rotted just slightly more quickly, they all would have died anyway. A year out of the way doesn't sound so bad, given the odds and the longevity of the journey. I laughed when Chakotay lamented that Seven is now Janeway's pet instead of himself -- that is, when he commented on the trust between the captain and the Borg despite the enfant terrible's behavior. But he tucked his tail between his legs and went along with her once Kathryn patted him on the shoulder like she used to do. Then the episode became a twisted sort of character comedy, with Doc accusing Seven of acting too Vulcan and Seven accusing Doc of whining too much. They were both right, and the Spock-McCoy parallels were cute. The segue into girl-in-danger thriller was a bit too unsubtle, as it was obvious from the moment the arrogant alien saw her catsuit that he was going to try to rape Seven. The bad news in terms of drama is that it was impossible to fear for her breasts of steel, though that was also the good news, because I find gratuitous threats of rape extremely offensive and was glad I didn't really need to worry. Once the alien was dispatched, however, the episode got interesting. I liked seeing Seven vulnerable, exploring what it means to be Borg among humans. Her nightmare of frigid isolation was very telling. I wonder what it means that she programmed a holographic Janeway in a sexy red dress? NOT that I am complaining. For all the misogyny of Seven's costumes and her gratuitous questions about sexuality, she and Janeway don't seem to have much use for men, so maybe I should look at this as the ultimate feminist statement. But thenagain, Seven and Janeway spend more time bailing each other out than exploring strange new worlds. I wish Seven would develop a better sense of humor; hers is flatter than Tuvok's, so her banter with the Doctor has a nasty edge rather than a witty one. Nonetheless, if we're stuck with seeing her at the expense of virtually every other character, I prefer episodes like this which show us what makes her tick, rather than the sort where she saves the ship without learning anything at all. --Sara Unger "One" may be one of the last episodes written by Jeri Taylor, and it will certainly stand as one of her least memorable scripts. You may remember "Persistence of Vision" and "Coda" with fear and loathing, but at least you remember them. "One" may only be remembered for the rather shallow pleasure of seeing Janeway in red velvet, because there certainly wasn't anything original about seeing Seven save the day for the umpteenth time. Jeri Ryan can carry a show, but enough is enough. Haven't we seen enough of her for one season? Raise your hand if you're heartily sick of seeing her plastered on every magazine and featured in every promotional advertisement for the show. If she's so great, then why don't they kill off the rest of the cast and be done with it? Great physical features can only take you so far, and in about 15 years, she won't be able to count on that either. Lucky for us that she's a decent actress, because otherwise, they might as well have put the viewers in stasis, too. Even though Seven is rude and arrogant, I still enjoy her encounters with the rest of the crew. Pairings with Tuvok and the Doctor are especially effective, so this episode worked until the Doctor went off-line. By that time, Seven's only company was a pack of hallucinations. I wasn't even sure that her initial encounter with the alien was real, but how could she have imagined something so visceral? And was anyone disappointed when she woke up in Sickbay? If the Doctor was off-line and Seven was out of commission, then who woke up the crew? And how did her implants protect her from the nebula's radiation? And did they explain why the ship's shielding was ineffective against the nebula? I'm used to this kind of sloppiness from other writers, but there's no excuse for someone like Jeri Taylor. I'm also used to blatant omissions like forgetting to mention the alien's fate, but perhaps he was merely an illusion. Like other recent episodes, "One" contained some unintentionally funny scenes. Perhaps the most comical sight was seeing the bridge crew gasping for air. As they lay there like dying fish on the deck of a trawler, I couldn't help but imagine that we were actually viewing an outtake of the actors' reaction to being blessed with such leaden prose. Let's hope Jeri Taylor has better luck with her fiction writing career. --Elizabeth Kliziewicz I don't know about you guys, but I remember that when I was a latchkey kid, my mommy told me never to open the door for a stranger and only to neighbors who had already been authorized. Either Seven of Nine decided that Janeway didn't know best or she felt that she was following this "Starfleet" way, i.e., open-door policy, of treating the unknown by letting this alien on board the ship. Thankfully, I found out that she was merely going insane. Although I was disappointed with another Seven of Nine episode, this one was very good. I liked the idea of learning how Seven of Nine would deal with having only one other person to talk to for over a month. It got even more interesting when the Doctor was made unavailable to her 30 percent into their journey. I was right there with her and the Doctor as they growled at one another and as they repaired the ship's systems. I truly thought that there was an alien on board the ship. I feared for the Doctor's loss. I was on edge as the clock counted down to the edge of the nebula, cheering for her to hang in there. I was upset with her as the crew accused her of having no feelings, wanting to sacrifice some to save the rest. I was proud of her when she sacrificed herself to save those same some. Last season started out strong and then the episodes leveled off. The episodes which are memorable, are so for the performances of the actors in them, not necessarily the story idea or the story's writing. I feel that this episode was an example of how The Powers That Be have been able to continue having good stories throughout the season, "The Killing Game" and two hours forever lost from my life notwithstanding. This story was well told, but the timing was on target. I have come to expect spending more than half of the episode setting up the situation and a third of the episode dealing with it, leaving the ending of something very complicated and convoluted to be solved in the remaining five filmed minutes. It was really nice to see all segments of the situation given a proper amount of time -- not too much or too little. It was good to see that some planning went into effect during the writing process. This episode also finally ended the season-long socialization of Seven of Nine by giving her an example of what life was like alone. What the Doctor's, and everyone else's, lessons could not do, experience did. I was impressed with the writers for this episode, considering that the serious subject of psychology was not only tackled, but handled quite adequately. I thought that the final scenes were fabulously done. I myself was ready to scream with all of those voices speaking at the same time, relaying how awful a person Seven of Nine was and what she was surely thinking of doing to save her own hide. Therefore, I am pretty sure that she was ready to go ballistic. It's one thing to have a thousand murmurings in your mind's background. It's a whole other thing to have a selective group of distinct voices and personalities screaming at you calling you a killer! As a note, as a Classic Trek fan, my heart sang when I heard the words, "mutara and nebula." It was the second time that ST: VOY was able to mention something from the original series without being derogatory. And as a nitpick, could someone please tell me why, after four years of living together and since Seven of Nine has eidetic memory, pronouncements such as "This crewman is dead" are made? Don't they know one another's names? Wasn't that crewman deserving of more? What could have been wrong with "Ensign Santiago is dead"? -- Rhonda E. Green HOPE AND FEAR RATINGS: 5.9/3.5/5.2 This was one of Voyager's better episodes this season, but like most of the better episodes this season, its plot was recycled from a previous science fiction series. In this case, the original was Space 1999's "The Bringers of Wonder," where evil aliens pretended to give the crew super-fast ships but were really only trying to lure them to destruction. What made "Hope and Fear" work was the unexpected motivation of Arcturus: he had a personal grudge against Janeway, which explained why he would go to all the time, trouble, and expense of manufacturing a Starfleet-model ship which appeared to have been made in the Alpha Quadrant. Having one's species destroyed by the Borg is a believable reason for squandering one's life work on punishing Janeway and crew. That the linguistic expert would turn out to be a liar and a forger was predictable, but that wasn't really a problem. The suspense built well, especially when it became apparent that his technology was right on the money even if his motives were not. The new propulsion drive made no sense -- why didn't it just open a rift into fluidic space, or something? But then again, warp doesn't, either, and I will dispense with nits like Voyager locking onto Janeway even though she wasn't wearing a comm badge. From an entertainment standpoint, "Hope and Fear" was fine. The problem is that Arcturus was absolutely right. The season closer deals with the question Chakotay posed in last season's final episode, "Scorpion Part I," namely whether a Starfleet crew has any business altering the balance of power in the Delta Quadrant and defending the Borg for their own selfish purposes. Even without getting into a debate about the Prime Directive, the answer would seem to be a resounding NO. Sure, maybe Species 8472 would have destroyed Arcturus' people even if the Borg didn't get there first, and maybe the Borg would have found a way to assimilate them no matter what Species 8472 did. But as Arcturus pointed out, the decision never should have been up to Janeway, an outsider acting from selfish motivation. Janeway at least looked good in this episode, even if her tennis dress couldn't compete with Seven's bodysuit. Winrich Kolbe always seems to catch Kate Mulgrew's best angles, and he's one of the more interesting directors in terms of angle and length of shots. Still, I'm sick of the endless mother-daughter captain-Seven debate routine. How did they fall this far after last week's "One"? This has been a dismal season for Kathryn Janeway. Her relationship with Seven has proven bad for crew morale and for her own decision-making processes. Her insistence on getting the crew home no matter how many millions have to die is frightening. My very favorite part of "Hope and Fear" was when Seven warned B'Elanna that as an ex-Maquis, she could be prosecuted on Earth, and B'Elanna sniped back that as an ex-Borg, Seven would be even less popular. Good honest disagreeable behavior is a lot more interesting than the contrived philosophical debates between Janeway and Seven, and the forced bonding between them. But amid the unrealism of Voyager, the farcical human relationships are silliest of all. --Sara Unger Again?! Did the season have to end with them, also? I like Seven of Nine as much as the next person. I find this mentor situation interesting. But, jiminy Christmas! Enough's enough! It might be more bearable if Jennifer Lien as Kes had received the same exposure. However, she didn't. Kes was on the same level as the other seven supporting characters. Don't get me wrong. The scenes between Mulgrew and Ryan are good. But so are the scenes between Mulgrew and Beltran and Mulgrew and Picardo. Even, I must admit, Mulgrew and Russ. Where are they? I was glad someone finally remarked on Janeway's pushing Seven of Nine to be something Janeway wanted, instead of asking for Seven's own opinion on the matter, for assuming that Seven would want to be human. Truly, I feel that such actions on Janeway's part are only natural and expected. But, as a viewer of a particular program that has usually sought to ignore an issue, it was good to see it confronted. While the idea of the ship being an alien trap didn't occur to me, I did wonder why Starfleet would send a ship without replicators. Aren't they standard equipment everywhere? Ships, bars, apartments? And, no shuttlecraft? How was the crew supposed to replenish supplies if it became necessary to do so, since there were no replicators? In an organization which lives on redundancies -- backup systems for the backups -- the lack of any kind of safety net would have raised my hackles. The scene between Torres and Seven of Nine was a good one. Here are two outcasts musing about the reception they would receive. The two women share the same high levels of knowledge in engineering matters and the same low levels of tolerance; therefore, they could never be best buds. But, they still have a lot in common: a heritage that they are in denial of; needing to belong but wishing that that need didn't exist; a mentoring relationship with a commanding officer who that brought them into a particular situation; etc. I wonder if this will ever be explored? In that vein, it was also pleasing to see a bit of continuity combined with thoughts of far- reaching effects, in that we see Voyager's relations with the Borg had different results for different people. As I was supposed to do, I felt for Arturis and his loss. Like Janeway, I could only think of winning the battle against Species 8472. It didn't occur to me that they had cheerleaders among the Delta Quadrant's denizens. A mundane at my workplace found the episode implausible and didn't like it, but I thought that it was a fairly good ending for the season and a good episode in its own right. It brought to light many questions about the resident cyborg, who I had hoped had more to offer the show other than her physical subsidies. Will Seven of Nine ever oppose Janeway's instruction? How will Seven of Nine feel about going to Sector 001? What other Borg technology remains in Seven of Nine's body? The episode brought closure to events of the past year: Seven of Nine becoming less of a machine, more of a person; Starfleet's message from "Message in a Bottle"; and the conflict with Species 8472. For these reasons alone, the episode deserves recognition. The show seems to be taking itself seriously as a drama program with an intelligent audience. Situations were solved in months' time instead of minutes. The only problem I had with the season ender, other than the new "co-star," was that it signaled the end of any opportunities to revisit unresolved emotions between Starfleet and Maquis, leaving the small scene between Chakotay and Torres in "Message in a Bottle" as the only reference. -- Rhonda E. Green Hope and Fear The anti-"Prey." One of the better Janeway episodes of the season. A bookend to "Scorpion/The Gift." Janeway exhibits some much needed skepticism, scientific ability, escape ingenuity, humor, grit and skill. She whups Seven in sports, bests her in arguments, sees through her and names her fears, is privy to Seven's first joke, and is there when Seven makes the conscious decision to give up her Collective past for good. And she looks good in 24th-century sportswear. Harry gets Seven to smile. Paris gets to once again showcase his knack for unconventional engines (vis a vis). The crew gains another three months toward their destination. The Borg get a new drone. The Starfleet message is decoded, and plenty of new information directly relevant to their journey home gets added to their databanks. Seven of Nine gets a little less uppity, Voyager grabs a new alien drive technology that could really speed their journey home. A rare embarrassment of riches in a season where good luck was harder to find than deuterium in "Demon." It was a decent season ender. And I was relieved it wasn't a cliffhanger. As good as many individual episodes were, I greeted the end of the season with relief. --Jim Wright GREWPIE TWINS SHALLOW REPORT ON "MORTAL COIL" *For this week's episode, N. leads off the discussion about the great Goddess Kate in Mortal Coil:* N: As for the ep tonight, DAMN Kate looked good in that white suit with the top unbuttoned like it was. I was so distracted it wasn't even funny! The conversation with Neelix at the beginning was cool, and the way she lowers her voice to a whisper and puts her hand on his shoulder...mm mm mm! Her conversation with Seven was neat, but I was so distracted by that top of hers being unbuttoned that I missed most of it. And when Neelix told the computer to put on the music, I was BEGGING for Janeway and Chakotay to dance... B: Yes, many buttons undone. It was rather un-captainly, don't ya think? Not that I'm complaining, but it just surprised me!!! I was speechless! N: Oh, yes, that was quite unCaptainly. *drool* I could do with a LOT more unCaptainly behavior in that case! B: I guess they thought they'd better up the babe factor again since Seven wasn't prominently featured and she probably won't be wearing any "civvies" for awhile! N: Hey, they can make Kate the babe anytime they want! Making Seven the babe is too easy: she's got a tiny waist, full-sized breasts, and great shaped hips. Not to mention that she's blond and has a very nicely proportioned face. The stereotypical "babe". But, when they show Kate as a babe (which she is ALL the time, but anyways...), it's so much more than what they could ever do with Seven. Here you have an accomplished, 40-something year old woman, who I happen to think is gorgeous *drool, slurp* who has a body that looks more like your average thin woman: smaller hips, smaller breasts, less hourglass-shaped. They put her in something relaxed and laidback, with just a hint of seduction: her shirt is unbuttoned. And I am a pile of goo on the floor, drowning in my own drool. Just the way she talks to Seven, the nurturing she does. I absolutely adore that. I could easily fall for that. *B. stares dumbfounded at N. momentariy, thinking N. is getting a little too cerebral.* N: Oops. Sorry. *N. blushes at her outburst of rationalization.* B: My favorite part was at the very beginning when she told Neelix that his brew the last time made her "a little lightheaded." Too cute!!!!! *drool* N: YES! The way she leaned in to him and kinda said it in an offhanded sort of way. *drool* I LOVE those moments that don't look forced! I saw SOOO much of Kate in that scene! *happy sigh* *Meanwhile, a crowd of the friends of the Grewpie Twins has gathered. Someone mentions how good it is to see a gathering of the crew in an off-duty, festive setting. N. cannot help pointing out the most important element of the crew being in civvies.* N: Especially when the Captain is in civvies that are unbuttoned down to the middle of her chest... Oops! Did I say that out loud? *grin* B: N. says *grin*, however I think perhaps a *drool* was more appropriate. God, N., you can practically hear it dripping off your chin! (I'm so proud!) N: *drip, drip* *Someone mentions that they would've liked to have seen more of the Captain in Mortal Coil.* N: Ya mean, maybe have that shirt unbuttoned to her navel instead of just halfway down? Yeah, I would've liked that, too....Oops! Am I talking aloud again? B: Ha!! I think you're speaking/thinking for the both of us! Can you believe it? It's almost like we're twins or something! I think we have just witnessed the beginnings of the Grewpie Collective. Be afraid ... be very afraid. BWAAHAAHAAAA!!! *And, thus, the Grewpie Collective has been established. All will be assimilated. The drooling continues next week...* --Beth and Nance GREWPIE TWINS SHALLOW REPORT ON "THE KILLING GAME" Twice the episode, twice the fun...twice the drool! "The Killing Game" is a Grewpie Twin's dream come true. From the first scene, with our dear Kate in fierce Klingon garb (Yum!), to the very last smug grin, we drooled, swooned, and screamed until exhaustion set in, at which point we slept soundly with wonderful dreams of our Captain in a black turtleneck and loaded pistol... N: Starting from the beginning: Seeing Kate kick butt in Klingon garb REALLY got my hormones up and running from the first instant. I *love* when Janeway gets to be nasty and sweaty! B: Oh yeah! Lots of grunting and groaning, and for once, it was coming from the TV! Hee!! N: Yeah, it was nice to be drowned out by the TV for a change! B: And then we see her injured on the bio bed, back in Kate Face. Yowsa - what an opening sequence! N: Oh, yeah. Kate is a TOTAL babe when she's vulnerable! *slurp* B: Yes, the Babe Factor goes up significantly when she's injured and/or lying down. Not that she isn't a babe all the time; this just brings out my protective nature. *sigh* N: Yup, I'd love to just doctor her up myself! While I must admit that the white tux really didn't do anything for me, that gorgeous front-upswept hair sent me into serious spasms. And that attitude to go with it! Yowza! Kate being coy is absolutely, totally irresistible, and she kept it up for TWO HOURS! :P~~~~~~ B: See now, I liked the tux, although I mostly liked it due to her Attitude. What a strut. You're right about the hair, twin of mine. They should keep that 'do. You know what else I loved about the tux - it had pockets. Something about seeing her "cop a 'tude" with hands in her pockets does me in completely!! My drool bib started getting wet at this point. N: Kate in the '40's dress was an improvement over the tux, especially when she wielded that loaded pistol (The way she slams a cartridge into a pistol...mm mm good!), but nothing could have prepared me for the black turtleneck, pants, belt, and jacket. Particularly against those gorgeous auburn locks and creamy ivory skin. I almost drowned in my drool right then and there! That first scene where they panned up from her hand to the full above-waist shot almost did me in completely. I needed the next commercial break to fetch a cold washcloth and smelling salts. B: I vote for the black outfit to be standard Starfleet issue - only for Janeway, though. N: Oh, yes. Agreed. We should start the petition circling very soon now. But only if they're going to keep the 'do. B: I don't know if I could concentrate if she always wore this outfit, though. Maybe they should just reserve it for special occasions. That way, our drool bibs could dry out. Sexiest scene, in my humble opinion, her slapping that cartridge into the gun while she tells Seven, "Let's hope not." She gives a little cock of her head and slams that cartridge in - yowsa! My heart goes pitty pat. N: Yep! Attitude! I LOVE that scene! I thought I had somewhat composed myself by the time part two got started. I was fine for the first few scenes, but then we had a shot of Seven and Janeway running down the corridor, Janeway belting a guard, and Janeway grabbing a BIG honkin' gun! *scream!* *thunk* The neighbors started complaining at this point. The opening credit started just in time to save me from serving jailtime for disturbing the peace. Chakotay following Janeway into the tunnel made me wish I was him, plain and simple! B: Side note: Neelix as a Klingon had me in hysterics. Can we even TRY to guess how many out-takes they had during those scenes?? Go, Nee Nee! N: I have to admit, though, that the sexiest part of this whole episode was Janeway losing the jacket. Oh, but yes. Delicate, but strong, arms ending in long slender fingers...*ahem* Janeway negotiating with the Hirogen leader in her ready room deserves a drool bib all its own - that look she gets when a flicker of compassion crosses her face coupled with that babe-a-licious outfit. Yum! Janeway blowing away the Hirogen with the rifle toward the end was pretty darned sexy, too! Go, Captain Kate! B: I love how clever she was by tricking that Hirogen into thinking she was weak and afraid. And then she bonks over the head with a stick. Yeah! And all this while injured in the leg...whattawoman!!! She is our hero!! N: YES! I'd take this lady over Sylvester, Arnold, and Sigourney any day! Go sister! B: And she's FAR more attractive than anything else they've thrown at us - let's be realistic here. N: Oh, well of course! Who can possibly even compare?! No Borg implants needed here, baby! Well, I was personally exhausted after this viewing. I think they should keep the hair, personally. I'm giving it the full five drool-bib-rating. It deserves it: I required a tranquilizer to calm down after this one. B: Yup. This episode had it all - great hair, great clothes, great acting, many drool bibs required. I'll give it the full five drool-bib rating as well. What can I say - a total thumbs up. All Kate, All Black, All The Time; that's my new motto. I need to go lie down... N: Scoot over... --Beth and Nance *** THE FUNNY PAGES *** TOP 10 WAYS CAPTAIN JANEWAY CAN ADJUST HER SCHEDULE SO SHE'LL HAVE TIME FOR A SEX LIFE By Brenda Shaffer-Shiring and Kathleen Speck 10. Four words: wash-and-wear hair. 9. Consolidate departments so she'll have fewer reports to read. 8. Substitute tennis shoes for high-heeled boots so she can get around the ship faster. (If that doesn't make enough of a difference, she could always try roller blades.) 7. Pencil in `sex life' in the 'exercise' slot on her calendar. (Just think how happy the doc would be to find out there is an exercise slot on her calendar!) 6. Stop painting on holodeck. Take photographs instead. 5. Reduce holodeck visits to one a day or less. 4. Reduce holodeck visits to one a week or less. 3. Reduce holodeck visits to...are you getting the idea, Kathryn? 2. Spend less time complaining about how lonely she is. 1. And finally: Delegate, delegate, delegate! NO TIME By Anneke Apperloo Characters are Paramount's. This is based on Dee's report of the Four Captains' Panel at Grand Slam, 1998. "I don't think I've ever heard that as an excuse for not getting laid." Captain Janeway's mouth fell open in shock. She couldn't believe what she had just heard Jean-Luc Picard say. It took her a few moments to recover, and say: "I beg your pardon?!" "Oh, come on, Kathryn -- we're off duty!" She raised an eyebrow. "And that's a reason to be rude?" "OK -- I apologize. I'll rephrase my statement. No--let me ask you something: Did you have time to go to the loo in the Delta Quadrant?" She gave him the look she used to reserve for hostile aliens and the Doctor. However, he firmly met her gaze. After a couple of minutes, his grey eyes still boring into hers made her feel somewhat uncomfortable. She felt a blush creep up her cheeks. "Well?" That was her undoing. She looked away, blushing fiercely. "That's not fair, you know..." "What's not fair?" She looked at him again. "What was I supposed to do? Jump into the sack with my first officer?" "I didn't say that -- I just said..." "I heard what you said!" It came out a little sharper than she had intended. "I'm sorry -- I..." He gave her a sympathizing smile. "It must have been pretty lonely out there at times." She nodded. "It was." She took a sip of her coffee before she continued. "There have been times when I seriously considered..." She hesitated. "But I just couldn't." "Why not?" His question came as a surprise for her. Her eyes widened. "Why not?" "Yes -- why not?" She thought for a moment. "Well, what if we had had an argument, for instance?" "I guess I could say you could have set your phaser on stun and shot him, but somehow I think..." He grinned at her. She laughed at that, despite herself. "Any more bright ideas?" "Well, you could have created a holo-image of a fellow Starfleet Captain -- James T. Kirk, for example..." She shot him a look. "Kirk's not my type." "Sisko?" "No." "I see -- well, then, who is your 'type'?" She licked her lips. "Looking for a opportunity to get...eh...laid, Captain?" He didn't immediately know what to say to that. "Touché." The corner of her mouth crooked into a self-satisfied half-smile. "Well, it's already late -- I think I'd better be going. Nice talking to you, Jean-Luc. Goodnight." "Goodnight, Kathryn." Kathryn Janeway walked out the doors of Starfleet headquarters' restaurant, followed by Jean-Luc Picard's eyes. He shook his head, thinking to himself: "Poor Chakotay..." FROM HAIR TO ETERNITY By Sr. Mary Kathryn Our favorite Voyager crew sit in yet another gloomy briefing gazing at a map of the area. Paris: Hey! Don't look at me! It's not my fault. Neelix: At least we have a map of the area. Janeway: This is the only way, Tom? Paris: Yep. If we try to go around it, it will add 110 years to our trip. Janeway: Neelix, have you been able to find out any more about this area? Neelix: Only that going through it will provide you with a really short cut. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to start supper. (grins) Hair pasta on the menu tonight. Janeway: (shakes her head and runs a finger through her hair) All right then. The course seems to be set. We go through Hell Ally. Mr. Paris, I'm expecting some hair raising flying out of you. Paris: (grins) And you'll get it, Captain. Kim: In the mean time, I'll send a probe to comb the area ahead of us. Janeway: Good work. You all have your orders. Let's go. The crew file out of the conference room and onto the bridge. In no time at all, Tom has flown Voyager straight into Hell Ally. The ship lurches. Crew members jerk in place. One red shirt wanna be throws himself from the back of the bridge to the front three times before Janeway finally tells him to knock it off. Janeway: (shaking and beginning to squirm in her seat as she pushes her hair back out of her eyes) Can you do anything to avoid the turbulence, Tom? Paris: (riding on his pilot's chair like a cowboy on a bronco) Nope Captain, this was the smoothest place to cut through. (turns around and grins at Janeway and adds) But it is a short cut, after all. Chakotay: (jerking around and nervously watching the captain as she continues to squirm and tug at her hair whispers) Kathryn? Janeway: (suddenly jumps up out of her chair) You have the bridge, Commander. I'll be in my ready room. Janeway disappears into her ready room as Chakotay shakes his head and groans. Tuvok: Is something wrong, Commander? Chakotay: (looking over his shoulder in disbelief at Tuvok's ignorance) You saw her, Tuvok. You know what she's going to do. Paris: Surely you don't think she'll do it again? Kim: Will someone clue me in? Do what? Paris: (shaking his head) We probably shouldn't have told her this place was called 'Hell Alley.' Kim: Why not? Paris: Harry, Harry, Harry. Chakotay: (looks about as miserable as any one man can look) Kim: What? Paris: Remember Planet Hell? Kim: Yeah, what of it? Chakotay: (begins to sob a little) Paris: Don't you remember? She cut her hair. We called her 'Hell-met Head.' Kim: Yeah, but that was only for a week. I never did figure out how she grew all that hair back in one week. Paris: And then there was 'The Year of Hell.' Kim: What year of hell? I don't remember any year of hell. Paris: Aw, Harry. Open your eyes. Don't you remember that day she just showed up on the bridge with this (he throws his head in the direction of the ready room) short hair style? No howdy-doody. No thank you ma'am. Hardly no hair. Chakotay: (begins to sob loudly) Paris: Don't worry, Chak. It's already short. She can't cut it much more than she already has. b Indeed. To go any shorter would mean -- The ready room doors whoosh open. Janeway enters the bridge and takes her seat. Everyone (except Janeway): BALD! Janeway flashes a toothy grin at Chakotay who mutters something to himself about never being able to build a fire now. END [Anneke (who obviously can't be trusted with a Borg first name like THAT) sent us the following, which she claims she got directly from the source. We have suspicions...] CAPTAIN KATHRYN JANEWAY'S PERSONAL LOG Stardate 5980122 After having made contact with a race that calls themselves "Now Voyagers," I was invited to be the guest of honor at a special 'trans-atlantic' meeting of theirs. With two women, named Anneke and Ute, and a man named Marco, I traveled to the location where we were supposed to meet a woman named Robin. I have to admit, their means of transportation weren't that comfortable, but, as a Starfleet Captain, you're expected to keep a straight face any time, right?! Besides, the "Now Voyagers" were very friendly to me -- although some of their questions made me feel a bit uncomfortable as well, to say the least... "So, Captain, how come you still haven't grabbed the Commander yet?" Anneke bluntly asked, out of the blue. "Oh, Anneke, come on -- leave the Captain in peace!" Ute shook her head. "Besides, it wouldn't work," Marco tuned in. "What do you know about that? You're gay!" "That's below the belt, Anneke!" "Sorry, I didn't mean it that way -- you think she should take B'Elanna, then?" Suddenly, I was very glad Chakotay hadn't joined us - although I'm sure he would think otherwise, if he ever got to read this log entry -- since, at first, the both of us were invited, but on second thought we didn't think it was a good idea for the Captain and the Commander to leave the ship together for several days. Luckily, in retrospect, because the looks he would have been giving me hearing this conversation would have raised the 'sensory temperature' of the cabin by at least five degrees. "Yes, I really think Kathryn and B'Elanna would make a nice couple, too..." Anneke mused. "B'Elanna's already seeing Tom Paris." Ute seemed somewhat embarrassed by Anneke's frankness. "Paris can have Chakotay!" Marco grinned. It struck me how strange these people's ideas were of the relationships between the senior officers of a starship's crew. "No way -- if the Captain doesn't want him, I'll take him!" "Yeah, dream on, Anneke..." Ute slapped her friend on the shoulder. "Besides, you've already got Marcel." Anneke made a face at her. "Thanks for reminding me!" Finally, we arrived at our destination. Robin seemed pleasantly surprised to see me -- she obviously hadn't expected me to be there. Unfortunately, she didn't have much time, so we already had to say goodbye again, after a nice cup of (real!) coffee. Soon, the time had come to say goodbye to Marco, as well -- he still had a long way to travel, too. On the way back, Anneke and Ute were quite silent. That might have had something to do with the fact that we had left rather early that morning -- Anneke had already confided me that she wasn't really an early bird. Just when I had started to think: "Thank God -- no more embarrassing questions...", Anneke suddenly stated: "You know, Captain -- sometimes, I think you just don't want to be happy." I didn't know what to say to that, then -- and I still don't know, now. There's just that little voice inside my head, that keeps nagging me that she might have had a point, there... COMMANDER CHAKOTAY'S PERSONAL LOG Stardate 5980411 Those "Now Voyagers" are really weird people. Kathryn had already had a meeting with some of them some time ago, but this time I was supposed to come along, as well. And, somehow, I had a feeling Kathryn wasn't entirely pleased with that. After having beamed down, we met Erna, Ute, Anneke and Marcel. I don't know why, but he obviously didn't like me from the moment he saw me. The three women, however, were very friendly. (If Kathryn ever got to read this log entry, she would probably snort and make a 'smart' remark -- well, she won't!) Suddenly, one of them came up with the idea to have "our picture taken" -- very soon, it became clear that she was referring to an ancient photographic technique, like the one used on Earth in the 20th century. So, we had to "pose" -- how embarrassing. Naturally, Kathryn didn't turn a hair -- there was really no other option for me than to 'play along' as well... To make a long story short, I can't tell you how relieved I was when we finally were beamed up again. My people have a saying: "If anything can go wrong, it will" -- in other words, the "Now Voyagers" weren't 'finished' with me, yet. They wanted me to accompany them to a special meeting, like Kathryn had some time ago. I already told you these people are a bit weird -- well, they have really strange ideas about privacy as well. (A good thing Kathryn didn't join us here -- I'm sure she wouldn't have liked it...) When we arrived at our hotel, Anneke tucked me in in the bed next to hers, told me they were going to "check things out" and wished me "sweet dreams". Well, I was quite tired, so I didn't really mind to get some sleep. Later that evening, right after I had heard them come back, she rushed into the room, said: "Don't look at me that way -- I've just had the most embarrassing experience of my life," and rushed out again. The next day, she introduced me to Maaike, who would take me 'under her wing' for the rest of the weekend. She even took me with her on stage -- I don't think I've seen so many people together since the revolt against the Cardassians on Dorvan V. Well, after a tiring weekend, I was finally 'released' on Sunday evening. I'm still wondering what happened to Anneke on Friday night, though. PILLOW TALK By Michael Emond MICHAEL: Hi and welcome to Pillow Talk, the radio programme where you get to ask us, the experts, about all the personal stuff you are too ashamed to ask your closest friends but don't mind airing to two total strangers with thousands of people listening in. I'm Dr. Michael, a trained psychologist, and with me today is the famous fan fic writer known as Mary Sue. MARY: Hi everyone. MICHAEL: So Mary, can you tell our listeners a little bit about the current story you are writing? MARY: Sure Michael. It is set on the Enterprise, and the Enterprise is about to be destroyed when this new female member of the crew comes in and saves everyone. And naturally all the male members of the crew, especially Picard, fall in love with her. MICHAEL: Wow. Where do you come up with this stuff? Brilliant. I've got goose bumps. Well I could talk about your writing all day but we have a show to do. Why don't we jump right into the first caller. Hello Buffy? You're on the air. BUFFY: Hi. I've been having a little bit of trouble with my boyfriend lately. MARY: What kind of problem? BUFFY: Well he lost his soul and he's been really impossible to talk to lately. All we seem to do is fight. MICHAEL: Buffy, I have a feeling you're not telling us everything. When did you notice this change in him. BUFFY: (pause) Well, I guess after we slept together. Knowing looks are exchanged between Michael and Mary. MARY: Listen Buffy, men can be real dicks sometimes. They say they love you, they want to be with you and then you have sex and everything changes. BUFFY: But he lost his soul... MICHAEL: I'm sure it seems that way to you. He's probably abusive towards you, cold, plays head games with you...in short he is soulless. It seems to me he wasn't ready for a commitment, maybe he is a bit too young. BUFFY: Actually, he is over 200 years old. MARY: Believe me Buffy, men never grow up no matter how old they are. I think you should dump this loser and move on. BUFFY: Well...I did trap him in a vortex of eternal hell last week. MICHAEL: That's a good start Buffy, you got him out of your life and you can start to move on. You also probably should burn any pictures you have of him. Thanks for your call Buffy. MARY: I can't tell you how many times I wished I could have pushed my ex boyfriends into a vortex of hell. MICHAEL: Next caller? You're on the air. KIRK: Hello...my...name...is...James T....Kirk. MICHAEL: Caller, I think there may be something wrong with the connection we seem to be having a delay in your transmission. KIRK: No...there's...nothing wrong...I just...speak......... likethis. MICHAEL: Ah...so what seems to be the problem? KIRK: (continues in Kirk-speak) I seem to have a problem forming long term relationships with women. MARY: (rolling eyes) Oh, that's a unique one. KIRK: I go from woman to woman as I search the galaxy. My first officer Spock finds it highly illogical. MICHAEL: Sometimes it feels as if we search the galaxy looking for that one true love when in reality we didn't have far to look. KIRK: What do you mean? MARY: Well perhaps instead of slutting yourself around the galaxy maybe you should look for your mate in the women you already know. KIRK: Believe me I have tried but none of them interest me. Spock says its because I love my ship more than I could any woman. MICHAEL: You mention this Spock. How do you feel about him? KIRK: Spock? He's my first officer. I value him as an officer and he is my closest friend. MARY: You go everywhere with him? KIRK: I have to you see we are on this five year... MARY: (cutting him off) Riiight. and how long has it been since Spock formed a long term relationship with a woman? KIRK: Over seven years now...at least. MARY: I see. I think it's obvious. You love Spock and you want to have sex with him. Case closed. KIRK: What! MICHAEL: Now Mary, don't you think you're jumping to conclusions here? Don't you think it is possible for two adult males to have a close friendship or professional relationship without them being sexually attracted to each other. MARY: No. MICHAEL: (shrugs) Shame. Well you heard her Mr. Kirk, you had better resolve this sexual tension with Spock right away. KIRK: But I...(click) MICHAEL: Next caller, you're on the air. MULDER: Hi my name is Agent Mulder, I am an FBI agent. My partner, Scully, just got shot and I need help. MICHAEL: Agent Mulder we are not that type of show. Perhaps you had better call 911. MULDER: She's in a coma and won't wake up. I need your help... MICHAEL: I'm not sure how we can help you.. MARY: Let me handle this one. Mulder do you have a lot of unvoiced feelings towards Scully? MULDER: Yeah. MARY: Here's what you have to do...make a long speech to her about those feelings, making sure to use her first name... MULDER: Dana. MARY:.... her first name Dana, a lot. Let her know how you never realized how much you needed her until you almost lost her...yada yada yada...and how you'll make it up to her if she would only wake up and give you a chance...blah blah blah...and she should wake up just as you are saying "I love you, Dana". MULDER: Thank you. Thank you so much. MICHAEL: The next caller comes to us from the Delta Quadrant. Hello Kathryn, you're on the air. JANEWAY: Hello, Janeway here. MICHAEL: Hi. You're on the air. JANEWAY: Do you have any idea of the loneliness of command? The pressure of having to guard yourself from your own feelings every second of the day? MICHAEL: Um...no. MARY: Not a clue. MICHAEL: Do you have a relationship problem to talk about? JANEWAY: Mister, I'm responsible for over 150 -- give or take, 150 -- lives up here on Voyager. We are lost, they are frightened and they are relying on me to get home. I don't have time to even consider the possibility of a relationship. MICHAEL: Then may I ask why you are calling, Janeway? JANEWAY: (pause) If I was going to consider a relationship... (pause) I'd really like to do the wild thing with my first officer Chakotay. He has these obsidian eyes that can melt your soul and the way his velvet voice can eat right through you... MARY: Right...we get the picture. MICHAEL: Janeway. Why don't you just tell him? JANEWAY: Listen mister, I can't for one second stop being the Captain if I...don't you think I want to... CHAKOTAY: Kathryn. You just did tell me. JANEWAY: Chakotay? You heard that? CHAKOTAY: Yes I did. The whole crew did. You left the comm channel open. JANEWAY: Ooops. Screw it then. Chakotay, report to my quarters in one hour for a quick debriefing. (click) MICHAEL: That sounds like it'll have a happy ending. MARY: See what I said about close professional relationships? MICHAEL: I know...there is something about having to work side by side with someone you respect and are attracted to. But knowing you can never tell them... MARY: Makes the desire almost too much to bear... MICHAEL: Oh Mary... MARY: Oh Michael... MICHAEL: Ahem. We have to go to commercial but when we get back our next caller Duncan McCloud thought he was the One but then found out she engaging in swordplay with another man. He wants to know how to make love last forever. We'll answer him when we return to Pillow Talk. TECHNO-FANTASY by Anne Davenport We love our fantasies. When Captain Janeway says, "Deploy the sensors," she gets: -- nubile, young Ensign Kim pushes a button and the sensor probes launch right away -- never a problem with the sensor vehicle -- special, made-to-order modifications to the sensors in a few hours if she needs them -- lines and lines of error free computer code with modifications whenever she wants them -- data that is always correctly calibrated and if there is any noise in it, Kim -- and Torres can remove it in about 30 seconds -- a possible hissy fit from Seven which will in the end result in better data --- great discoveries whenever the data comes in (usually 3 minutes after the sensor goes out) When someone where I work (at a navy lab doing R&D for underwater mine detection systems) says, "Deploy the sensors," we need: -- 6-12 months planning with at least 10 trips up to our funding sponsor in Washington DC -- the sensor -- the contractor that goes with the sensor -- the funding that goes to the contractor that goes with the sensor -- a test plan -- the undocumented, un-commented computer code that goes with the sensor's data acquisition system a project manager, project engineer, project scientist and a handful of valid job order numbers -- programmers who can talk to each other -- electrical, mechanical, and all-purpose engineers and technicians to do the displays, the tow body for the sensor, and stake out their own turf on the project -- a laser safety plan and a laser safety officer (if we're using that particular sensor) -- an environmental impact assessment for the test area -- 6 emergency trips to Washington with view graphs so the Office of Naval Research doesn't cut our funding -- 2 riggers and a crane operator -- a boat -- 3 divers and a chase boat to keep the jet skiers away from our sensor -- 3 guys named Phil -- good luck and hope that the Office of Naval Research doesn't cancel our project anyway before we get a chance to look at the data we've collected Yep, we do love our fantasies. *** KATEWATCH *** Kate Mulgrew was named the honorary mayor of Brentwood, California late last year. Kate has lived in Brentwood for more than a decade, and promised to bring style back to the neighborhood. Kate was awarded the Golden Satellite Award for Best Performance by an Actress in a Dramatic Television Series and the Saturn Award for Best Genre TV Actress. UPN took out full-page ads in Variety and The Hollywood Reporter to congratulate her. Kate and Robert Beltran won a UPN poll for the couple viewers would most like to see together on Love Boat: The Next Wave this fall. "Will there be mischief on the Lido Deck? Star gazing starboard?" asked UPN's online survey, which ran this spring. Kate and Robert beat out David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson of The X-Files and Bill and Hillary Clinton, among others. Robert Picardo, who expressed an interest in being on The Love Boat himself, said, "I think they should do it. Keep it all in the UPN family." Voyager's premiere episode of the fall season, "Night," will premiere on Wednesday, October 14th at 8 p.m. (check your local dates and times). UPN will also feature a "Way Out Movie" every Thursday at 8 p.m., one of which will be the original film Riddler's Moon, starring Kate and Corbin Bernsen, which Kate filmed while on hiatus in Europe this summer. The US Postal Service announced that Star Trek has been selected as one of the Arts and Entertainment stamps for their new '60s stamp series. GRAND SLAM VI Los Angeles, California, April 1998 When I received the news that all four captains would be appearing on stage together at this year's Grand Slam, I confess to having felt deeply disappointed. Instead of being able to see an hour of each captain alone, we would be given an hour of all four captains sharing the stage. (I'm sorry. I couldn't imagine Shatner sharing the stage with anyone.) This news, accompanied by the announcement that Kate needed to cancel her autograph signing, resulted in depressed and pessimistic expectations of what this year's con might produce. I should have been more trusting of the talents of these people. The mixture of these four personalities produced alchemy easily potent enough to richly entertain the 2,000 plus people in attendance. Kate was the first captain on stage. She graciously talked of the wonderful and good job she had. She thanked the fans for attending and then made an alarming statement. She stated she was delighted and honored to be there with the other three captains, "as it will be the first and last for some of us". What did she mean? Did this mean she might not be doing this con next year? I had just finished purchasing my ticket for next year's Grand Slam a few hours before! Anyone interested in a sixth row, center stage seat? Kate then went on to talk about the most recent season of "Voyager." She felt this year had been challenging and marked a turn in the series. She asked if the audience agreed with her and was met with a strong positive response. She stated she was anxious "to see what the fifth year brings. With Mr. Braga at the head it will be dark, mysterious, compelling and pretty damn good." She continued to say that she loved Captain Janeway >from the first day she walked onto the bridge. Kate acknowledged her love and deep familiarity with Captain Janeway as a true marriage between herself as an actress to that of the character. She stated she felt blessed, privileged and honored to have the opportunity to experience this union. Kate, in contrast with Shatner, expressed her gratitude for the support she felt from her fans. In fact she characterized Trek fans as possessing intelligence and a thirst for knowledge. (Shatner wanted one of the ground rules to be that fans ask intelligent questions. Kate's response was one of apparent shock, which was followed by a verbal reprimand. Yay Kate!) Kate made some wonderful comments, which provided quite a few laughs. She admitted to feeling exalted by the unconditional support from her fans. This support she declared as "rather daunting, sort of breath-taking, and absolutely remarkable, because I certainly don't get it at home." Those boys! After each captain had individual time on stage, Creation showed a videotape collage featuring all four captains. There were strong reactions to every captain at some point during the video, but I noticed the most exciting, loudest response to clips of Janeway and Chakotay, and Janeway and Q. This was the beginning of many strong messages sent by the audience to Kate encouraging a relationship of some kind. When all four returned to the stage, they got down to the business of answering questions. This started a fun-filled, witty volley of conversation that, surprisingly, allowed each captain equal amounts of time in the limelight. (My apologies to Shatner. He was able to share the stage. At times, he was slightly endearing.) It was apparent during this event that society outside the world of Trek is becoming more aware of the feminine command role vs. the masculine command role: the feminine heroine versus the masculine hero. Star Trek has always been popular in promoting this type of thinking. Kate was quick and witty in her responses to some of this male-oriented dialogue. As this question continued its volley, Patrick Stewart noted that fans would ask him what was the difference between himself and Captain Kirk or himself and ah -- looking at Shatner, "What's your name again?" Shatner responded with, "In a moment of stress, everything goes, doesn't it? Actually what I've heard is that your memory is the second thing that goes." As the audience is howling, Kate calmly stated, "Your gender saves you again." Touché. Also relating to gender was Kate's answer to the question, "If you had one thing to say to your friends in Trek, what would that be?" Kate replied, "Mine is easy, cause I'm a girl. I don't know of another actress in the history of prime time television who has been able to play such a dignified and marvelous, victim-free, proud lady". Sadly her gender did not save her from a couple of comments. At one point, Kate stood up to receive a gift from a fan. As she walked across the stage, Shatner made a comment on how beautiful her legs were. Shatner! Such a typical "boy" thing to say. The second incident where Kate was not saved by her gender occurred when a female physician stated that she liked Kate's hair better the first two seasons than the way it is now short. With almost no visible reaction, Kate quickly tossed that one to Patrick Stewart by asking his opinion on the matter. Patrick answered that he had no problem becoming an innovator of style. A little later when the question was asked about how much they used or didn't use from the previous captain, Kate responded with "Well, we just settled the hair question." The audience's response was quite supportive of Kate. Reflecting back to Shatner's comments, a London fan asked about that infamous "Saturday Night Live" skit, where Shatner supposedly was at a Star Trek convention and told fans to "Get a life!" There was a lot of stumbling and stammering from Shatner on this one. In the end he pulled off a beautiful explanation. He stated that "What I didn't understand though for the longest time until I started going into the audience, is the amount of love, the amount of universal acceptance that the audience makes amongst itself and us. And the thrill I now have at being able to be a part of you. But the audiences of Star Trek are unique and wonderful. And 'Get A Life' was meant in humor and now is meant in love." Nice answer. However, the very next comment out of his mouth, in response to the next question, totally destroyed the effect. It went as follows: Female Fan: "Mr. Shatner I want to say as an 11-year-old girl growing up in California, Star Trek was the only thing I had to look forward to and it is one of the most important things in my life next to my marriage and my children." Shatner's response? "I am really sorry to hear that." It is a groundbreaking television series that has put money in Shatner's pocket. Too bad he doesn't get it. It was interesting watching the other captains' responses. Kate appeared shocked. It seemed obvious she did not approve. Stewart tried to stifle his laughter, but was not very successful. A member of Kate's own fan club, Karla, initiated the question of the hour, in my opinion. Several of the Now Voyager members had gotten together several times during the three-day convention. We had wanted to do something special for Kate, but confusion and our disorganization got in the way. It was the first time for some of us. (Flower shops were closed. Oh! This is another long story.) We ended up with two cards and an idea for a short statement to go along with them. We checked with the Creation people, and Karla was going to present the cards and tell Kate they were from the Now Voyager contingent at this year's Grand Slam. Nowhere on the cards did it explain we were members of Now Voyager. We will know better next year. (But Kate may not be there.) Anyway, I was anxious to see if Karla would even make it to the mike as the question lines were incredibly long. When Karla got to the mike this is what she said: "In just watching the video I noticed there was a tendency that Kirk had his ladies, Picard had his ladies and Sisko had his ladies, I was just wondering when is Janeway going to get her man?" Surprise! (I think Kate did get the cards after everything was over. She just didn't know we were Now Voyager members.) Karl's question ended up being a hot topic! The fun began. Kate answered, "Thank God she said man and not lady! You know we've gone around and around on this one and I don't think that Janeway can go to bed with anybody. She's got to get this ship home. I mean, it could lend a whole new meaning to Red Alert! And I'm not prepared to take responsibility for it. She's a little too busy, I think." At this time it was obvious that more than 90 percent of the people there believed Janeway should have a relationship. As a single woman myself, it is important to me that Janeway remain independent. I started to show my support of Kate, then I noticed the JetCers looming around me. I envisioned them wrestling me to the ground and sitting on me the rest of the program. Kate was STRONG to state that opinion if front of this group! They were rabid. Shatner and Stewart did not help. Patrick Stewart remarked, "I was just quietly contemplating what Kate just said about being too busy. I don't think I have ever ever heard that before as a reason for not getting laid!" Kate is NOT saved by her gender on this one. Actually, this is yet another example of viewing the female captain's role from our current societal expectations. We take this perspective for granted. I believe what people want to see is a little more of Janeway's feminine attributes brought to her role as captain. Is Janeway just filling a male's job as a male would? By the 24th century there should be more of a balance for women. What the feminine can traditionally bring to leadership is nurturing. Is this quest for a romance for Janeway a straining on the viewers' part to see the feminine, or heroine, side of Janeway? All in all, it was a wonderful convention. Seeing the four captains on stage together was indeed a historical event. I am glad to have witnessed it. Seeing Kate was my favorite part of the three days. Meeting members of this fan club was fun, too. We are a nice group of people. Going back to work was hard. I heard Shatner's voice saying, "Get a life." Well, I have one. A good one. It includes Star Trek conventions and I wouldn't have it any other way. --Dianne Dressor FEDCON Bonn, Germany, April 1998 I have always admired the German enthusiasm for Raumschiff Enterprise. At many of the U.S. conventions I've attended and on last year's SeaTrek cruise, there was a large group of Germans who had traveled great distances and were quite noisy and funny. So, for me, attending a convention in Germany was a real treat. It certainly is probably the only time I will ever see a Starfleet uniform worn with a kilt. German cons are different from American ones. For starters, there were hardly any children there. I saw maybe four children under the age of 10, two or three under the age of 18 and a few infants. And the main celebrity acts went on first thing in the morning instead of the afternoon. Almost everyone dressed in some form of uniform -- Starfleet or alien -- and even a few from "Star Wars" and "Babylon 5." In fact, those of us not in uniform were the minority. Episodes of "Star Trek-Raumschiff Voyager" are dubbed by German actors, so this was the first time most of the audience had heard the voices of Robert Beltran, Kate Mulgrew and Tim Russ. Someone in the audience mentioned this to Robert, and I heard the young woman sitting behind me state that Kate's voice was "much deeper than I thought it was." Saturday's program opened with a very professionally done film about the Enterprise-E and her crew going back in time to save people at the Maritim Hotel from a Cardassian fighter that was threatening to blow up the hotel. There were excellent special effects in this short film, including crew members being beamed into the Reception area of the hotel and running down the corridors. Robert Beltran took the stage at 9 a.m. and spoke until 10:30, then Kate appeared. I would like to have seen them on the stage together, but it didn't happen. Kate was dressed in a beige knit sweater, long white skirt, sandals and a colorful scarf around her neck, but the scarf didn't last too long and wound up downstage on a prop shuttlecraft. After a few minutes for photographs, Kate settled into her monologue, starting with, of all subjects, Janeway and Chakotay. "It's always about sex, isn't it?" she asked the audience. "It's always about sex, and it should be." She went on to say that she thought something would happen this year, more moonlight champagne on the holodeck with her first officer because "she's not dead yet, right?" There was a lot of clapping and cheering from the audience. However, before the end of her two hours on stage, she corrected herself and said "having an intimate relationship with him, just not sleeping with him." She also stated that sex is different for women than it is for men -- more passionate and emotional. Because the Germans are far behind in the episodes (a quick glance into the TV Guide revealed this week's prime time episode was "Basics, Part 2") she stated that she did not want to reveal any secrets. Then she noted that they don't even know who Seven of Nine is and that they were in for a "real treat." Later, on that subject Kate said, in a clipped voice, "Last season, it's all Janeway and Seven of Nine and I personally think it's overkill. It's an ensemble show and everyone should have a chance to save the ship." The four of us in the balcony who knew what she meant clapped wildly at her words, and I find it ironic that the headline celebrity lined up for next year's FedCon is Jeri Ryan. Kate answered several questions from fans in the audience. The lights were very bright and she couldn't see anybody in the auditorium. The fan at the microphone would have to say "to your left" or "I'm on your right" or even what became the joke of the event: "I'm in the balcony." Kate would move around the stage to at least be facing the questioner, even if she couldn't see him. Also, some of the words spoken by the fans were either lost in translation or hard to understand because of heavy accents. But Kate handled each question well and tried to put nervous fans at ease. One of the more difficult questions to understand was one asked about the slash stories that are found on the Internet and I'm not sure Kate actually ever understood what the woman meant. She replied, "You mean homoerotic stories?" "Ja!" the audience replied. "These are on the Internet?" "Ja!" the crowd answered. "You mean Janeway does this?" "Ja!" the crowd replied again. "Is she any good?" We all cracked up at this question and clapped enthusiastically and Kate seemed to take it in stride. However, a few minutes later someone put a slash zine up on the stage at her feet and when she picked it up and looked at it she said, "I am not interested in this pornography," then tossed it onto the shuttlecraft. All throughout her time on stage fans gave her presents of flowers, stuffed animals and pictures and she graciously thanked each person before placing the item on the top of the shuttlecraft. A lengthy discussion about gay crew members being portrayed on the show followed the original question and Kate agreed but pointed out that it couldn't be any of the senior staff because "it's already been established that none of them are gay." A young man asked her how long she had been married and where did she meet the man? She looked at him (well, in his direction anyway) and stated "I'm not married." The fan persisted with "How long have you been living with this man?" She replied "keep going." The man was at a loss for words and she finally answered that she wasn't living with anyone except her two sons and her housekeeper but she had an "intimate significant other" and that she felt very lucky that he was a part of her life. "He's part of the business so he understands the long hours and the commitment it takes for this kind of show." She got onto the subject of hair and stated that she hates all the fuss required to turn her into Captain Janeway. The latest hairdo is a result of her gathering all The Powers That Be into one room and telling them that she was no longer dealing with the ponytail -- and they relented. (Remember that German fans still have the famous Bun of Steel.) "Which means next year I'll have blond hair and a ponytail!" she quipped. "Now I can go through make-up, hairstyling and wardrobe and be ready to film in seven minutes. It only took me four minutes to get into my wedding dress!" Hairstylists on the set are constantly picking at her between takes and she tries to get away from them but they always catch her before she gets too far. Someone asked her if she is as protective of her loved ones as Janeway is of the crew and Kate told a little story of when she was at home with the nanny and her two babies. "Someone broke into the house when we were all alone there." The nanny turned to Jell-O and Kate forced her under the bed with the babies and told her to stay there under "penalty of death." Then she went downstairs, grabbed a butcher knife and demanded that the intruder show himself. After a few minutes she heard shuffling of feet, then a window smashing and then he was gone. She told several of the anecdotes she always tells: how she got the job, "You know, after that other woman quit -- that French-Canadian woman -- do I need to mention her name?" and how Rick Berman left the message on her answering machine; the endless pranks that she and Tim play on one another, including the spitballs on her close-ups, her taking his clothes out of his trailer and him hanging pictures of his backside all over hers. She calls the men on the set "the boys" and confessed that sometimes they get her giggling so hard that she wets her pants. She didn't like the way the tension between the Maquis and Starfleet crew members was dropped so quickly. Hours on the set are long, often up to 16 hours, and she doesn't have much of a life outside of "Voyager," her children and studying the script for the next day, but she's too happy to complain much. A fan brought up "Manions of America," with Pierce Brosnan, and asked what it was like to kiss him. She stated there had been absolutely no chemistry between the two of them. "Zero. Nothing. Not even during the passionate kissing scenes. Maybe it was because I was recently engaged and he was married. We were both too distracted." Perhaps the funniest thing Kate did was to demonstrate how the cast has to throw themselves around the setwhen the ship tumbles. "At first we were all embarrassed, but now, after a few years, it's second nature. Visitors on the set must have thought we were crazy." Then she started jumping around, flapping her arms and throwing herself from one side of the stage to the other. The audience was in hysterics -- it took us a few minutes to recover and for Kate to fix her hair. "The hard part," she said, trying to catch her breath, "is to get everyone to bounce in the same direction." She went on to state that she doesn't want to direct, because she just doesn't have the spatial sense necessary to direct an episode. "A director would be aware of everyone in this room, where they were, what they were doing. Me, I only focus on the person I am currently speaking with and then I move on." Her hiatus so far this year has been spent with her two boys swimming with whales in the Sea of Cortez. After FedCon, she and her mother are going on a cruise along the Turkish coast before she has to return to Los Angeles for filming to begin. She mentioned having been on stage two weeks earlier with Patrick Stewart, Avery Brooks and William Shatner at the Grand Slam convention in Pasadena in what was the first time all four captains had appeared together. She said Stewart pulled her aside backstage afterwards and warned her, "It never ends." At a fan's request, and some encouragement from the audience, she sang a verse of "Somewhere Over the Rainbow" for a small child. Kate requested that the fan prove there really was a baby and he held up a sleeping infant. Every time one of the few babies there started crying she would stop talking and try to see where the baby was. Later, a woman passed in front of the stage pushing a stroller and Kate stopped her, sat on the edge of the stage and held the child for several minutes. "I just love German babies," she said. "They have the cutest little red cheeks and I love the way that they say [Kate does baby voice here] 'Danke.' " When asked about how she handled the Trek merchandise with her face on it -- the dolls, cutouts, T-shirts, mugs, Kate replied that she didn't think about them too much but when she does they don't bother her. Except the Janeway action figure. "That's a rough looking woman -- I wouldn't want to meet her in a dark alley." She then told the story of the time she was driving home from the studio and she pulled up next to a luxury car with a professionally dressed male driver and a Janeway doll hanging from the rearview mirror. She tried to get the driver's attention by honking her horn a few times, waving and smiling, but only got an angry "Whaddya want, lady?" as he sped away. The subject of exercise was mentioned and Kate said that a year ago she said she would never exercise -- that she hated it. But now, it's different. "I exercise and run two miles a day. And yes, I have a personal trainer." She brought up her size 4 spacesuit that she has to fit into and the audience groaned. But she still didn't understand why women would want to go and do this "four of five hours a day -- that doesn't make sense." Kate mentioned her involvement with the ICC and how this charity benefits children with AIDS. Her voice cracked a bit as she talked about all the children there and how their lives are so tragic and how family members often forget them. "All of us have our problems -- all of our lives are filled with tragedy. But the saddest thing is to die alone." She received several accolades from fans as they thanked her for creating a character that women could look up to. One woman said that Kate/Kathryn had actually helped her through a hard time in her life and at Kate's request, came up onto the stage and gave her a big hug. Another young woman had dressed up as Janeway/Lucy Templeton and also was summoned to the stage. When Kate's time was up and she prepared to leave the stage, three members >from Now Voyager presented her with a bag containing a T-shirt, a scrapbook with letters from fans, and some coffee. Judging from the lack of Kate stuff in the dealers' room, I'd guess that she won over a lot of fans that day. Table after table had notebooks with pages where a picture of Kate used to be, and trying to find a Janeway action figure was almost impossible. Several of the dealers had flown over >from the States so their merchandise wasn't anything new, although other tables had lots of books in German and several videotapes available, in English and German. In Germany, "Voyager" is available on videotape up to "Resolutions." Kate didn't sign autographs at the convention (Robert did) but she had before she arrived and the photographs with her signature on them were available for sale at a reasonable price. I seem to recall the emcee stating that proceeds from the sale of the photographs would go to charity. --Annmarie Daneker THE OPENING CEREMONY The convention was officially opened by Marc Lee, who was a very entertaining host during the whole weekend. Marc introduced the guests one by one: Richard Arnold, Lolita Fatjo, Nichelle Nichols, Max Grodenchik, Tim Russ, Robert Beltran and -- Kate Mulgrew!!! To our surprise and delight, Kate was present at the opening ceremony; we had heard beforehand she would be there for only a few hours on Saturday. Max pleasantly surprised the audience by greeting them in fluent German: "Guten Abend, Bonn!" Moreover, we were absolutely thrilled by his statement "Ich... bin... ein... Ferengi..." (During which he pulled his mouth wide with his fingers.) Robert's remark when he saw the shuttle model on stage -- "That looks like one of the shuttles I've crashed." -- caused quite some hilarity as well. KATE MULGREW PANEL What can I say -- she was simply GREAT!!! Even people who claimed not to be fans of hers at all seemed to be duly impressed by her elegance, charm and humor. I think Kate Mulgrew and Kathryn Janeway are very similar persons -- Kate just seems to be a little happier. It really struck me that she said she thinks the most important thing in life is love. If only Paramount agreed with that!!! Kate obviously tried to make people feel comfortable -- she was very friendly to everyone, asking for people's names, etc. She told us quite a bit about herself -- about her children and about her partner, Star Trek director Rick Kolbe. There was some uncertainty in the audience about whether they were married or not. She made it clear that they aren't, and they aren't living together either, because her children are most important to her right now. When she recently discovered her 13-year-old son in an animated discussion with an 87-year-old lady, and hugging her afterwards, she concluded that such things make life worth living for her. She also told us some anecdotes from the set and how she and Tim Russ played some practical jokes on each other. Apparently, she finally said to Tim: "Did you like your life so far, Tim?" And when he answered in the affirmative, she continued: "Good, 'cause now it's over!" This all happened at about 2 p.m., while they had started working at about 5 a.m. -- which seems to be a normal schedule on Mondays and Tuesdays. By the way, "Threshold" is her least favorite episode: "The ONE chance Janeway has of having kids, and what does she have? Little lizards!" Someone also asked her whether she had gotten any advice from the other Starfleet captains. Then, she told us about a convention she attended together with them -- everyone stayed within the time limit of 15 minutes, except for Shatner. He was on stage for about an hour, talking about copulating elephants, etc. Someone congratulated her in advance on her birthday, which is April 29; she said she was going to be 43 then. In contrast to Robert Beltran, she didn't make a big secret out of her age. (However, in response to a drawing she got, she said: "Oh, I LOVE drawings on which I look like I'm 20...") She also shared with us that she would be on a cruise with her mother on her birthday. A very moving moment occurred when someone in the audience told her how "Voyager" in general and Janeway in specific had helped her cope with the loss of her father. Kate asked the woman to come on stage, gave her a big hug and arranged for a photo to be taken by one of the woman's friends. She also invited on stage someone wearing the dress Janeway used to wear in her Gothic holonovel, after one of the look-a-like's friends had drawn Kate's attention to her. She extensively complemented the girl on her dress and had another photo taken. Of course, the sex issue was put forward, too. Kate thinks Janeway should have sex with someone at some point "because she isn't dead, yet" but -- NOT with Chakotay. (Hmmm... She must have been glad about Paramount's veto to the original "Hunters" script, then.) And she also thinks the longer Janeway waits, the better it will be. (???) Then, someone asked her whether she was aware of the slash fan fiction on the Internet. Her reply: "Janeway in homoerotic stories? Is she good?" Later, she was offered a slash fanzine -- she said something like she wasn't too keen on porn but she accepted it anyway. When one of the Dutch Now Voyager members got to the stage to give Kate a present, she asked whether there were more of us present. To that, we stood up from our seats on the balcony, yelling and waving. Suddenly, a baby started crying. Kate was asked to sing a lullaby for it, which she did. Unfortunately, I missed that because things had started to go wrong then. Everybody started giving her presents, so we thought we'd better queue up as well. However, when we arrived downstairs, we were told in a typical German way (and Ute agreed with me on that!!!) that we couldn't give presents to her anymore. We replied that we were members of her fan club and that they had promised us beforehand that we could give Kate our booklet (we had put together a booklet with letters, stories, poems, etc. the European Now Voyager members wrote for Kate). They told us to go to the FedCon office, for crying out loud!!! Well, I figured I had two options, then: 1) making a scene right there; 2) making a scene in the FedCon office. I chose the latter. In the end, they let three of us go on stage, just in time to catch her after her performance. (She already had her arms full of flowers -- we were lucky we had put the booklet in a bag.) Anyhow, she was REALLY wonderful. We all got a hug (YES!!!) and at least I got the chance to tell her that she had changed my life and that I owed her for that. She must have been exhausted by then, because she had been on stage for two straight hours, giving a GREAT performance!!! By the way, Kate DOES think aliens exist, somewhere out there... ROBERT BELTRAN PANELS In short -- I was more impressed by Robert in person than by his stage appearances. To be fair, before I start with this not entirely positive report, I should tell you what happened when Holly and I took a little walk in the Maritim hotel on Friday evening, April 17. Suddenly she said: "Look who's sitting over there!" I just said: "No!" while looking the other way. Then Holly said: "Let's go talk to him!" and I said, a little louder this time: "NO!!!" But she dragged me along. I couldn't say a word except for "Oh my God," or something, repeatedly. In the meantime, Holly yelled: "Hey, Robert!" AND HE TURNED AROUND AND CAME WALKING TOWARD US!!! I was in a state of sheer panic by then -- words completely failed me and I was more or less leaning onto Holly for support. I think I managed to say something like: "Yes," when he shook my hand and said: "Nice to meet you." Then, two other women started harassing him for an autograph, so his attention was drawn away from us -- luckily for me, I guess. Saturday, April 18. Robert started his panel by reading to us from a German newspaper -- I know my German's not stellar but it was completely incomprehensible to me. Then, he asked for coffee. (Well, he more or less demanded it.) While someone from the FedCon personnel got it for him, he told us that he had only had one cup of very weak coffee that morning and that he wasn't an average American, who liked it that way. After he had emptied three cups of coffee, he asked whether people had questions. The audience seemed more or less stunned by that. We had expected him to tell us a l ittle bit about himself, or some anecdotes from the set, maybe. I had the impression he didn't feel very comfortable on stage. I must say, that really surprised me. I can imagine it was annoying for him that the spotlights were blinding him and he couldn't see the people who were asking him questions, but since he's been a theater actor for quite a while, I thought he'd be used to that. Moreover, none of the other guests complained about it. Robert also seemed to have a hard time remembering people's questions. Maybe if he hadn't found their accents so extremely amusing, he would have been able to listen to what they were actually saying... Because Chakotay wrecked so many shuttles on Voyager, someone in the audience asked how many cars Robert crashed so far -- the answer was three "but not really bad." By the way, he thinks the seemingly endless supply of shuttles on Voyager is a typical example of the "easy way out" solutions, common in science fiction. He's not that fond of science fiction himself, unless it has a real plot to it. A lot of people came toward the stage to give Robert presents. Apparently, one of them was a woman who had been harassing him the night before, as he said: "So you give me a present to make up for bugging me last night." (I must say he had a point there.) Sunday, April 19. Robert seemed to be a little more awake than the day before. It was an hour later than the day before, so that might have had something to do with it... He stunned the audience again by immediately asking for questions. Someone asked whether his family had been involved in his career, since he's the seventh of 10 children. He replied that they'd rather have seen him become a lawyer or something until he actually started making some money. Moreover, his nephews and nieces seem to be more interested in "The Simpsons" than in "Voyager." Another interesting question was whether Paramount made the actors do conventions. The answer to that was an explicit "No!" And since he'd been explicit the day before about Jen Lien having been fired, I'll take his word for it. The next question was whether he "had someone to handle his affairs." The reply was [insert huge grin]: "I handle my own affairs!" When it was made clear the person asking was referring to his business affairs, like fan mail, for example, a somewhat shy "Um... no." came out, to which someone else shouted: "So that's why you don't reply!" Then Robert asked the person who'd been asking the question: "You want to do it?" (That person told me later she deeply regretted having said no to it.) When someone asked him about something she'd "read on the Internet," his instant reply was: "I read something in the men's room -- so what?!" He didn't answer the question, by the way. I have to admit there were moments, that day, when I actually enjoyed Robert's crude sense of humor, such as when he said to an American soldier: "When are you guys finally getting your butts out of Germany?!" However, I don't think I'm entirely objective, as far as this topic is concerned. Another great remark -- which could have been considered sexist, if his affection for Kate hadn't been so obvious -- came when someone asked why the captain of Voyager never asks for her first officer's consent when the self-destruct mechanism is activated, like the other Starfleet captains do. "Because the captain's a woman!" During the autograph session, that afternoon, we found out that -- even after four (yes, FOUR!!!) straight hours of signing photos -- Robert was very personal and friendly to everyone in line -- he obviously feels much more comfortable when he can see people in the eye. TIM RUSS PANELS Friday, April 17. The highlight of the day definitely was Tim Russ' panel. Tim appeared to be a very friendly and open person with a great sense of humor. Depending on the nature of the questions, he gave serious or funny answers but he was never once inconsiderate or rude. He also told us some amusing anecdotes about the practical jokes the crew played on each other, especially Kate Mulgrew and himself. He had plastered the walls of her trailer with photos of his bare butt, after she had had all his clothes removed from his, which in turn had been in revenge for his throwing spitballs at her during the shooting of some important scenes. Just like Kate told us the next day. Furthermore, Tim's delivery of the song "Feelings," as Tuvok would have "sung" it, was very humorous -- completely spoken, without a hint of feelings. His "least favorite character" (insert Tuvokian intonation) is -- surprise!!! -- "Neeeelix." Tim told us about Ethan Phillips' inclination to drop his pants all the time, especially in the turbolift, just before the doors open and while they're shooting a scene. Later that evening, Tim sang a song for us during the performance of and together with Bernd Felsberger -- Paul Simon's "The Boxer" -- and he promised we would hear more from him during the closing ceremony. We really looked forward to that, because he's got a GREAT voice!!! Sunday, April 19. According to the program, we expected Tim and Robert Beltran on stage together, but Tim came on first. Although it was still early in the morning, he was just as entertaining and friendly as he had been on Friday evening. He told us about "Roots, The Gift," a film he had done with both Kate Mulgrew and Avery Brooks -- and he said we should definitely try to go and see Avery Brooks on stage one day, because he's very entertaining. To a question from someone in the audience as to whether he thought Seven of Nine and Tuvok should get involved, Tim replied that, first of all, Tuvok's married, but since Seven finds everything "irrelevant" and Tuvok considers everything "illogical," they would probably bore each other to death. Moreover, he said we would get to see more of Seven's human side shortly. In response to his anecdote about the bare butt shots on Friday evening, someone in the audience asked if she could have one. Tim's answer: "And then I'll get to see it all over the Internet?! No way!!!" Well, at least he realizes the power of the Internet. After about an hour, Tim introduced Robert Beltran, who more or less jumped into his arms -- to the audience's great amusement. NICHELLE NICHOLS PANELS Saturday, April 18. Apparently, Murphy's law applies for celebrities as well -- at least for Nichelle Nichols. She told us that when she went to the airport on Friday, she found her passport had expired. Luckily, one of the airport personnel recognized her as Uhura, so she was able to get a new passport in four hours instead of four days. However, she missed her flight anyway. With quite a few hours' delay, she finally arrived in Europe. Unfortunately, her luggage hadn't come with her, so she had to come to the opening ceremony in her traveling outfit and her coat. I don't think anyone even noticed. She looked very charming and, besides, she's a very charismatic person anyway!!! Unfortunately, I couldn't see her whole panel because of other obligations, but from what I did see of her that day, I had already come to the conclusion that Nichelle Nichols is a very genuine, caring and wise woman. Sunday, April 19. My conclusion of the day before was absolutely confirmed: I think Nichelle Nichols is really a very special person. She said her autographs would probably never be worth much, because she always tried to sign as many as possible -- and she never signs for professional autograph hunters!!! When someone in the audience asked her whether she thought Star Trek denies the existence of God, she replied that, in her opinion, Star Trek stands for tolerance and freedom of beliefs. Moreover, she said it doesn't matter whether He really exists or not, because as soon as you believe in Him, He does. To our surprise, she even got back to a couple of questions people had asked her the day before, to add something to what she had said, so she had still been thinking about the questions afterwards. She also supported someone's request for a moment of silence for the Trek actors who had died since the beginning of the series. She sang a very beautiful song while everybody was standing -- as I said, Nichelle Nichols seems to be a very special person, indeed. MAX GRODENCHIK PANELS Saturday, April 18 I only saw a very small part of his performance, but Max generally came across to me as a very nice and down-to-earth person. He even came back on stage because Nichelle Nichols was delayed and entertained the audience for another half hour. Sunday, Max was doing a panel together with Lolita Fatjo, who appeared to be his girlfriend. (They'd met on a Star Trek cruise.) Lolita supervises the processing, printing and distribution of all Star Trek scripts. She also coordinates the evaluation of freelance scripts -- she advised people who want to write a Star Trek script to do a writing workshop at a convention. (Unfortunately, there weren't any in Bonn this year.) Max and Lolita started their panel by asking us which of the Star Trek series we liked best, measured by the applause intensity. Someone in the audience told them later they shouldn't encourage competition among the different series. Personally, I don't think it was their intention to do that. During the next half hour, they answered several questions about the daily routine at the set, certain episodes, rumors, etc. I don't remember all the details anymore -- I think my brain was about to overload by then -- but Max and Lolita interacted very nicely with each other as well as with the audience. Max told us in detail how his Ferengi head was glued onto his face. Oh, yes, and Grodenchik is a Russian name. Someone in the audience said it sounded Dutch -- well, as a "Dutchy," I can tell you this: it doesn't!!!) THE CLOSING CEREMONY The highlight of the ceremony was without doubt Tim Russ singing "Rosalinda's Eyes" and "Louisiana" -- the guy should really record a CD!!! The ceremony started with a Janeway music video that was very well done. For the rest, I found Max and Lolita's song - partly in German -- about their sore hands from signing autographs quite amusing. Because we were sitting on the balcony, we probably missed the best part of the laser show. People sitting downstairs told us afterward it had been very good. Finally, part of the con video-to-be was shown to give us a general impression of the whole weekend, which I think was a success. We definitely had a good time!!! -- Anneke Apperloo THE OPENING CEREMONY The convention's opening ceremony started at 7 on Friday. To our surprise, Kate was there as well and made a short appearance on stage with the others. We had initially been told that she would only be there for a couple of hours on Saturday, but it turned out that she was still in Bonn on Sunday, although she didn't show herself at the con any more after her panel on Saturday. The ceremony started with an introductory film, featuring the FedCon staff and telling the story of a time-traveling "Enterprise" which protected the hotel in which FedCon VI took place from an attacking ship -- really neatly done and certainly quite amusing. As for the ceremony itself, the stars were called on stage one by one and briefly introduced; they spoke briefly and then disappeared again. KATE MULGREW PANEL Of course Kate was greeted with a round of loud applause when she made her appearance on stage, elegant and graceful as always. Kate made a big effort to help the audience feel at ease, answered every question very graciously and patiently and was generally warm and friendly. If she would have rather been somewhere else instead, it never once became obvious. Kate began her panel by making several remarks on how happy she was to be in Germany, especially since she was in love with a German, evidently referring to Rick Kolbe. She also told us that she found German babies adorable and actually sang a lullaby for one baby who wouldn't stop crying. Then, when a lady passed by the edge of the stage with a pram toward the end of the panel, Kate asked if she could hold the little girl for a while, which was of course a moment every photographer in the audience was happy to put on film. People jumped at the opportunity to ask Kate lots of questions, which sometimes revealed certain misconceptions about her private life, for instance when someone from the audience referred to Kate's supposed marriage to Winrich Kolbe. Kate corrected this, stating that she was not married to him, but the person from the audience still needed to be convinced that they did not even live together as a couple. Kate emphasized that her teen-age sons needed her attention most at the moment, and she generally seems to be quite proud of their development. One example she cited was an occasion on which she discovered her son in an animated discussion with an elderly lady. Kate was also quite clear about her own priorities in life. One member of the audience asked her if she was indeed the niece of Katherine Hepburn, to which Kate replied in the negative. But she added that she admired Katherine Hepburn, because she had set herself the goal of becoming an excellent actress and had dedicated herself entirely to that goal. Nevertheless, Kate also underlined that if given the choice between a career and love, one should always choose the latter, because that was what counted. Among the other anecdotes told by Kate was one from another convention, during which each of the present captains was supposed to talk for about 15 minutes on stage. All of them kept to that time limit - all except one, that is. After about 50 minutes, William Shatner was still heard on stage, telling the audience that "By G..., those elephants were copulating!" Another very nice scene was the appearance of a girl who was dressed up like Kate in her holonovel costume. Kate invited her on stage and let the audience view the two of them side by side, which was greeted with yet another round of applause. Kate was also given several presents while she was on stage, always exchanging a couple of words with the persons who gave them to her. She even accepted a little boy's invitation for a Coke in honour of her upcoming birthday. This scene was also quite funny insofar as the little boy's English was not quite perfect. The German word for buying someone a Coke or other item is "spendieren," which the boy, for lack of the English equivalent, simply adapted to his needs and said "spend you a Coke." Kate did not quite understand that and repeated "What? He wants to spank me with a Coke?" One present was not quite so welcome, however - a fanzine containing slash. Kate accepted that gift, but also stated right away that she did not at all care for this kind of thing. This reaction was slightly surprising, because earlier someone had asked her whether she was aware of the slash involving Janeway on the World Wide Web. Her answer consisted of asking, "Well, is she good?" Maybe Kate missed out on the literary birth of another D.H. Lawrence and a second "Lady Chatterley's Lover" by refusing to read that zine. As far as meeting Kate in person is concerned, we ran into a lot of obstacles (most of them were alive and were called security guards) before Holly, Anneke and I were finally able to give her the present we had prepared. In spite of the fact that security knew about our presence and had promised us to let us on stage toward the end of Kate's panel, they seemed to have forgotten all about it when the moment finally arrived. As a matter of fact, we got less time with Kate than a couple of other people from the audience whom she called on the stage herself (to show their costumes, tell their stories, or whatever). What all three of us did get was a hug and a "Hello," which of course was very much appreciated. Needless to say, Anneke and I missed a part of her (only!) panel when we rushed around, trying to find a way to give her our present. Anneke ran off to the FedCon office, I ran off and joined the queue behind one of the microphones in order to deliver a nice, ironical little speech about security stopping the members of Kate's own fan club from speaking to her. Well, Anneke had more success more quickly, but by the time we finally got to the stage, Kate was already leaving with about 10 kilos of flowers in her arms. She had to be called back to even realize that we were there, and she took the present without even being able to look inside the bag. I heard from Anita, who's another NV member and was working for FedCon at the same time, that everything Kate received was shipped to her later on. ROBERT BELTRAN PANELS Robert Beltran's was the first panel on Sunday. Apart from the fact that he was not quite awake and constantly asked for more coffee, Robert also failed to impress me from a human point of view. The answers he gave to the various questions were mostly rather superficial, if not downright rude. There were a couple of funny moments as well, but these witticisms really couldn't cover the fact that his whole performance was simply unprofessional in my opinion. Robert forgot or pretended to have forgotten several questions the minute they were asked and imitated the accents of those people whose English was not quite so good. Well, some people may find this funny, but they should maybe think twice about the fact that speaking to a TV star you admire, in a foreign language and in front of nearly 3,000 people, is not something everybody would have the courage to do in the first place. Besides, Robert's own few German words were almost incomprehensible. Furthermore, Robert also often replied a load of nonsense to questions that were evidently important to those who had asked. Apart from that, he made the blunder of stating that Jennifer Lien had been fired, whereas Paramount's official statement has always been that she left of her own free will. But instead of simply letting his statement stand, Robert corrected himself in a rather awkward manner that made his blunder even more obvious. I don't think I would go to a convention again in order to see him. Maybe he hides the better part of his personality on purpose, but I really got the impression that he is quite superficial and relies too much on his wit and his good looks. As for Robert's panel on Sunday, one of the few questions I remember, because it was properly answered, was whether Robert had anyone to take care of his fan mail. He answered no, which in turn prompted another fan to yell "That's why you never answer them!" Robert also asked that fan whether he would be interested in doing the job -- an offer which was immediately declined. I'm no longer sure whether it was on Saturday or on Sunday when Robert told an American soldier to "get his butt out of Germany," adding the good piece of advice not to land his plane on a ski slope in the process. Pretty tasteless, in my humble opinion. Someone else wanted to know when Robert had decided that he wanted to be an actor. He replied that it was during the afternoon when he had first watched "Ben Hur," because he liked the idea of getting to ride horses, having adventures and all the rest of it. He also stated that his nieces and nephews were all pretty much unimpressed by the fact that their uncle was a well-known actor; apparently, they prefer to watch "The Simpsons" instead. Robert was a lot friendlier in the autograph session on Sunday afternoon. He is evidently more comfortable with people on a one-to-one basis... TIM RUSS PANELS Tim Russ's panels were certainly worth attending. He turned out to be a very open and friendly person who managed to alternate funny and serious answers with interesting and amusing anecdotes as well. Tim told us a couple of things about the practical jokes the members of the cast play on each other, sang a couple of songs (he has a beautiful voice!), and although he also made fun of some questions, he was never insulting or inconsiderate. He was kind and amusing and yet managed to keep his distance when he found a question too personal. One member of the audience inquired whether there was a chance of Tuvok and Seven of Nine getting involved with each other in some future "Voyager" episode. Tim responded that there was not much of a common basis for a relationship there, with Seven calling everything irrelevant and Tuvok finding things illogical all the time. Generally speaking, my memories of his appearances on stage during FedCon VI are such that I would go and see him again any time and any place! He also made a great effort to please people in the autograph session, and seeing him sign pictures and other objects at warp speed is a sight to behold. Live long and prosper, Tim! NICHELLE NICHOLS PANELS After Robert Beltran's panel, there was a short break and then came the treat of that Sunday -- at least for me. Nichelle Nichols, Uhura from TOS, is an incredible lady with a voice like an opera singer (she sang a couple of songs for us) and a heart of gold. Among other things, she told us that she always signs as many autographs as she possibly can, so that their value never rises too much, and she added that she never signs autographs for professional autograph hunters! When someone brought up the issue of whether Star Trek denies the existence of God, she replied that no, on the contrary, the Star Trek universe stood, in her opinion, for tolerance and freedom of beliefs. She also added that it didn't even matter whether or not God really existed, because as soon as you believe, He does. Another surprise Nichelle had in stock for us was her statement that she had thought about a couple of answers she had given to people the previous day, and that she would like to add a couple of comments to what she had answered then. So, here was someone who indeed cared, and didn't just want to get the panel over and done with. Nichelle also supported another fan's request for a minute of silence for all those Star Trek actors who had died since the beginning of the series. MAX GRODENCHIK AND LOLITA FATJO PANEL After Nichelle's, we attended part of Max's and Lolita's panel which was quite funny. Among other anecdotes, Max told the audience how his Ferengi head is fixed to his real head during make-up. His explanation was rather lengthy, so I won't repeat it, but one thing is for sure: no safety helmet on any building site could possibly represent a better protection against bumps, cuts, bruises and the like! Both actors also answered very graciously the question of one member of the audience who wanted to know whether Max and Lolita were indeed a couple in real life. They told us how they had met on a cruise and then fallen in love with each other. Max also mentioned that he had tried to make the line "Hello, Leeta" in one of the "Deep Space Nine" episodes sound like "Lolita," which was quite amusing. Unfortunately, we had to leave this panel early, in order not to miss our turn in the autograph line. THE CLOSING CEREMONY The final part of that Sunday was of course the closing ceremony, which in my opinion was far too commercialized. All the FedCon sponsors got their names mentioned, the winners of some raffle were drawn and the part that was actually dedicated to the stars was rather short. A live phone call to the States was organized, so we could all sing "Happy Birthday" to George Takei, who was highly amused and surprised! The stars all sang a couple of songs (not together though), and once again I was pretty disappointed in Robert. It was quite evident that he had not prepared himself at all for that performance and thus violated a beautiful song by Franz Schubert in a most embarrassing manner. His comment at the end? If we didn't like it, we could write to the composer. Tim Russ, on the other hand, was quite impressive. It really is a pity that Vulcans are known for logic, and not for singing -- that would definitely be another major attraction for "ST: Voyager." We also got to see a laser show, but as I was sitting on the balcony, I didn't really recognize the patterns of light which evidently fascinated that part of the audience that was sitting below. -- Ute Koberstein STAR TREK: THE EXPERIENCE Las Vegas, Nevada, March 1998 Well - Wow! I went through twice - about two hours apart as I was only in Vegas a short while. There is NO question this is an experience Trekkies and Trekkers will enjoy. The rest of the world will just have to enter into their world if they wish to enjoy this experience. Now, if you cannot suspend reality and really enter into Trekdom, this is just going to be a ride, but a good one. But, for us Trekkies/Trekkers, it's a trip...a multi-parter. The tickets are fairly priced, maybe even too inexpensive given the length of time one is in the experience and on the ride: $14.95 1) One can see the suspended models as one comes out of the hall to pay, but they are much more impressive when you are right there with them. Now, given that I'm "into" Trekdom -I'd like to be able to get around and above them, rather than just having them "over there". I'm a Voyager Fan, and Voyager is the hardest to get a good shot of. The two Enterprises are pretty easy to get most angles except top; ditto the Klingon ship. They're all lighted, so they appear "powered up." They are great! Maybe an additional ramp could be considered for the future. Also, I think pictures, posters, slides and models of these ships should be for sale - somewhere. (Yes, I know models are available at some toy stores, but not readily available.) 2) One passes on ticket stubs and enters the turn-style to walk up a short ramp to two parallel time lines. One is of trek memorabilia, the other is a straight time line. Both begin in early history, but quickly progress to Trek-history. On one side you see the first uniforms and various accouterments of the original series. Some of them will surprise you! On the other side Star Trek becomes real - with each date of each character's birth and each episodes occurrences dated and plotted (James Kirk born, Treaty of Kitomer signed, etc.) One follows along being continually wowed by one thing after another. I think I'm up on my Trek History, but there were a few surprises for me. I'd like a copy of both sides for sale in a remembrance book. The last corridor wanders through various alien races, their looks and costumes. Additionally, there are several screens playing scenes from the various series and movies while you move through the line. Now, I think this should be AFTER the experience, because I was experiencing "being rushed along" by the group as they all wanted to get on to "the experience," even though they WERE interested in seeing the museum. 3) One is greeted by a Star Fleet Ensign and taken into a "pre-boarding" area where we were told what was expected of us on board the shuttle we were about to enter to reach DS9 and "the Experience." Now, the rest of the experience is supposed to be a secret, but enough of it has been written about I'm going to tell you what happens. If you don't want to know, don't read on. You will enjoy the ride, I promise. However, if you get car sick on roller coasters or winding roads, think about taking some medication before you go. The instructions were interrupted and we were transported onto the Enterprise D - this effect is very well done, except they might use colder air. Anyway, we were greeted and whisked to the Bridge where Commander Rikker explains what's happened. Yep, it's the Bridge (made a bit larger to accommodate all of us). Rikker and Geordi were working in the Cargo/Shuttle Bay. We were told Picard disappeared because one of us(!) is an ancestor of his. The Klingons were trying to capture us to keep Picard from being born. So, the crew must get us back to our own time line so they can have Picard back! We're rushed into the turbo lift so we can board another shuttle, but the ship is attacked and the turbolift has some problems. After the crew get the lights back on and pry open the door we were in another pre-boarding area. This time we got the full how-to-act on the shuttle briefing. We boarded and the "ride" began. The ride is virtual reality, as you all have read. Since it surrounds you, and the motion corresponds - you really do feel like everything IS happening. It's exciting and great fun to swoop in and around the Enterprise D and the attacking Klingon ships. The battle rages around you, your shields shimmer and bursts of explosions go off. You are tossed this way and that as you dive and drive into the heat of the battle. We swooped into a "time rift" and Geordi discovered a cloaking device - which your crew and your paired shuttle manage to take out just before we were blown to bits! Safely back in Las Vegas our shuttele headed back to the Hilton, only to be waylaid by the Klingons! They'd followed us back! BUT, since our shuttle got back to 1998, Picard was restored and he brings the Enterprise D in to save us! He thanks us all and re-enters the rift. We are deposited in the basement of the Hilton, rescued by a trusty janitor who shows us up to the ride we "supposed to take." He lets us in and we enter DS9's promenade. Here you will find Quark's bar and more stores. Quark's Bar was fun and reasonable - and good. The stores need more Star Trek merchandise, with a larger variety of prices, as there will be many who only experience ST at "the Experience" and not at conventions or toy stores. As you might expect, most of the items for sale are of "The Experience" - but there were not pictures of it - or of the museum - those I would have liked. There is a book, filled with drawings and but it lacks pictures. The expensive ST merchandise was fun to see, but well out of my price range. There seemed to be a large variety of inexpensive key rings, t-shirts, magnets, glass wear and videos - but then the price jumped into the hundreds and more. I would have enjoyed seeing a few more aliens. I saw NONE (and I went through twice and to Quark's once). The first time I went through the "cast" was not as "ON" as the second. My compliments to the "Ensign" on the Enterprise D the second time I went through, she was a young woman with a bit of a British accent. She was right in character and made the experience much more "real" for everyone. Those in the Turbo-lift commented on it even. She gave it the "edge" of haste and this-is-important the first time through was missing. Anyway, everyone was GOOD; she was just EXCEPTIONAL. Would I go again, yep - sign me up. I'd take my time going through the museum (the ride will still be there), and I'd sit in Quarks a bit longer. I enjoyed the whole experience and got much more than my $14.95 worth! Go if you get the chance, and plan to spend some time seeing it all! --Jonni Pettit [Robert Beltran makes love to a cardboard Janeway at Vulkon in Towson, Maryland, March 1998; he commented that she was about as responsive as the real Janeway has been to Chakotay. After he had his way with her, Robert stood the standee back up, but she fainted dead away...] *** ONCE IN LOVE WITH JANEWAY *** HOW OVERRATED IS SEVEN? AN ANALYSIS OF UPN'S RATINGS GAME By Donna Christenberry "The recent highly hyped arrival of Jeri Ryan as 'Voyager's' drop-dead gorgeous Seven of Nine - who is part human and part evil cybernetic Borg - brought the show its best ratings since its phenomenal premiere in January 1995." -- TV Guide, Nov. 8-14 issue. "For Jeri Ryan, 29, SCI-FI 'A newfound interest.' An interesting new find herself, Ryan joined UPN's 'Star Trek: Voyager' last fall as the slinky half-Borg, half-human called Seven of Nine and swept the series to its highest ratings." -- Mid-January Newsweek, Newsmakers section To Borg or not to Borg, that is the question. For upper management at UPN, the answer was obvious after the commercial success of "Star Trek: First Contact" in late 1996 and its critical acclaim by non-Trekkers and critics alike. The USS Voyager was in the Delta Quadrant. The Borg came from the Delta Quadrant. What could be more natural than for the two to meet? The first attempt, "Unity" in the spring of 1997, gave viewers a decidedly non-threatening group of Borg. Then came "Scorpion," abruptly shifted into place by network brass as the cliffhanger for the 1996-97 season. "Scorpion I" fairly breathed danger and tension. "Scorpion II" left behind on Voyager an unknown quantity, a Borgified human who didn't fit in, who added suspense. Not only that, but she looked good, too, with all that Borg technology removed. So, has the addition of Seven of Nine boosted Voyager's ratings as indicated by the magazines above? Well...no. LOOKING AT THE NUMBERS Let's set the PR hype straight here. The highest ratings for "Voyager" came with its premiere, with a 15 rating in the Nielsens. "Scorpion I," where Seven of Nine was introduced, earned a 7.3, and "Scorpion II" earned an 8.5 in the overall ratings from UPN affiliates and syndicated (secondary affiliate) stations, compared with other Season Three episodes such as "Basics Part II" at 8.2 and "Future's End Part II" at 8.5. In ratings for UPN primary affiliates only (I don't have total ratings for early seasons, these are usually about 2 points higher once syndicated stations are added), "Time and Again" earned an 8.8 in the first season, while "Phage" earned an 8.5. Compared to last season, in fact, Voyager's overall composite ratings are down. For the 1996-97 season, the total audience rating was 6.2, this season it was 5.4. For women ages 18-49 in the 1996-97 season, it was 4.2, this season 3.4. For men 18-49 last season, 5.1, for this season, 4.4. In a comparison of last season's November sweeps vs. this year's, all of last season's episodes had higher Nielsen ratings, meaning Voyager was doing better with the audience before Seven of Nine was added. "Future's End Part I" (7.9) topped this season's "Year of Hell Part I" (7.2); "Future's End Part II" (8.5) topped "Year of Hell Part II" (7.4); "Warlord" (6.7) topped "Random Thoughts" (6.5); and "The Q and the Grey" (6.7) topped "Concerning Flight" (5.6). All figures are total ratings. UPN still had its full complement of affiliates and syndicated stations in the fall. Stations began switching to the WB network in January, on the three-year anniversary of Voyager's premiere and that of the UPN network. Thus, adding a Borg did NOT help ratings in the fall. If UPN or Viacom spin doctors try to blame the decline in fall ratings on station defections, don't believe it. The February sweeps were definitely affected by station defections, which will be discussed in more detail later. I'd like to point out that last season's "Rise," a Neelix-Tuvok episode that received lukewarm reception from the fans, earned a 6.3 in overall ratings, defeating this season's much-hyped two-hour "Killing Game," which attracted a 6.2 audience despite its heavy budget for costuming and special effects. Both ran at the end of the February sweeps in their respective seasons. Jeri Ryan has proven herself a fine actress and plays the part of Seven well. But it's very unfair to her for UPN to place such pressure on her for ratings this season. It takes far more than adding a Borg to make a difference, nor can Jeri Ryan be the savior of all UPN shows, as shown by the dismal 2.3 (UPN affiliates only) rating for the season finale of "The Sentinel." Those episodes which focused heavily on Seven did not bring in the highest ratings. For example, the Seven episode "The Raven" (6.4) was outdone by the love story "Day of Honor" (7.4), and even the coveted male demographics in the 18-49 year range were higher for "Day of Honor" (6.4) than for "The Raven" (5.5). One would be hard-pressed to find many Voyager episodes this season in which Seven did not play a major part, but it's interesting to compare episodes which were heavily Janeway from last season to Seven episodes from this season. Janeway stories last season included "Flashback" (7.1), "Q and the Grey" (6.7), "Macrocosm" (6.8) and "Coda" (6.7). Seven episodes include the aforementioned "The Raven" (6.4), "Retrospect" (5.9), "Omega Directive" (5.8) and "One" (5.3). MANAGEMENT CHANGES Early in the season, UPN underwent management changes at the top. Dean Valentine is now CEO of UPN, and Tom Nunan, former senior vice president at NBC, has joined UPN. It's interesting that after the change of management, the promos for Voyager initially were toned down a bit, concentrating on action instead of sexual innuendo. Unfortunately, that aspect returned in the promo for the episode "Retrospect," where Seven says, "I've been violated," as the faces of the male crew members flash by on screen. No, it wasn't rape, it involved the taking of Borg technology, and none of Voyager's crew was involved. According to Variety, in Hollywood circles, Valentine, a former journalist, is considered a sharp and straightforward executive, which has earned him respect from some quarters, but has created some detractors. Prior to the beginning of this season, Valentine declined to lay out his vision for UPN or any potential changes. He praised Star Trek: Voyager, Good News and Clueless, but said, "We probably need to broaden our audience a little bit (and) create a clear identity of who we are.'' By June, as UPN continued to lose ground to WB and its broader-based appeal, including shows aimed at the female audience, Valentine said in a press conference that UPN will widen its focus to "the American middle class" when it kicks off its new season later than usual in October 1998. Valentine admitted that the network had made its "share of mistakes" by not always defining itself to the entertainment community, advertisers and viewers. He spent much of his speech outlining UPN's new direction, with the target audience being the American middle class. Perhaps Viacom should ask itself if its advertisers on Voyager are interested in a clientele lured by the possible rape of Seven, as indicated in the "Retrospect" promo mentioned above. And perhaps Valentine can help upper management at Viacom or the advertising company realize that while viewers like hints about the next episode, Viacom can't mislead them about the content week after week, then expect viewers to believe the promos and return. As a Scottish engineer once said, "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me." THE STATIONS DEFECT Factors in UPN's declining ratings have been the loss of primary affiliates and syndicated stations and a quixotic marketing strategy. According to newspaper accounts, UPN management has taken an aggressive stance in renegotiating contracts with stations, pushing some stations to become full-fledged UPN affiliates rather than allowing them to purchase only Voyager. As a result, some stations have told UPN to take a hike after their initial three-year contract ended in January 1998. In its negotiations with the Sinclair Broadcasting chain, contract disputes actually resulted in a suit by Viacom and a countersuit by Sinclair, which Sinclair eventually won, according to a Sinclair employee. As of this past January, that dispute cost UPN major stations in Kansas City, San Antonio, Baltimore, Cincinnati, Pittsburgh, Indianapolis and Las Vegas. Some of those markets have since been recouped, but the replacement stations haven't helped UPN as much in the ratings. For example, the loss of Sinclair's WTTV in Indianapolis lost UPN a well-established station that had statewide distribution on cable-TV companies. Its replacement, the fledgling low-powered UHF station WNDY in Kokomo, barely makes the map of Indiana viewers. Baltimore experienced a similar situation when WNUV dropped UPN and UPN signed up with WUTB. The Feb. 8 Baltimore Sun noted that the Jan. 14 episode of Voyager on WNUV drew a 5.4, while the Feb. 4 episode on WUTB drew only a 4. The irony of UPN losing Sinclair's stations is that Las Vegas, where the multi-million dollar Star Trek Experience at the Hilton just opened in January, found itself without Voyager earlier this year. Eventually a new station was found to carry the show. A listing of many of the cities which have Voyager can be found at http://www.ncc74656.com/index.html We'll have to wait and see if CEO Valentine delivers on his promises to broaden UPN's appeal. In the meantime, perhaps he should talk to UPN's advertising department about the image it presents. Witness the following comment from Gail Shister's TV Talk column in the May 18 Philadelphia Inquirer: "Press-Release headline of the week comes from UPN: 'Who needs Viagra? Star Trek: Voyager arouses male demos (demographics) to 10-week high.' " (It should be noted that for the episode the following week, in which both Seven AND Janeway played a prominent role, the male demographic was even higher, proving Janeway's appeal.) According to one source who has been in the advertising industry for 20 years, she considers advertising rates on Voyager inflated and she doesn't place her clients on the show. She explained that UPN can afford to run several non-paid promos for its other shows by inflating rates during Voyager . However, she said many colleagues are more than willing to have their clients pay those prices, because Voyager is the only show on UPN with any ratings of note. That, at least, is hopeful. My thanks to Now Voyager members too numerous to mention who contributed news stories and figures to help with research on this article. GUERRILLA TEACHING TECHNIQUES USING STAR TREK VOYAGER By Leslie Magowan A few years ago, I changed careers and went to become a Grade 7 & 8 teacher in a notorious housing project in Toronto's east end. At first, I couldn't figure out why my students wouldn't speak and write Standard English in appropriate situations, even though they could. I kept asking, and eventually, it came down to: if we learn your ways, we won't belong in the 'hood anymore. They feared the loss of their own identity if they took on mine. I tried to convince them that they could gain fluency in many different registers (degrees of formality) of speech without losing any of their own, but they were skeptical. Once I figured out why they were so resistant to learning what was on the white, middle-class curriculum, I had to find a way to teach them that would have some meaning for them. I asked some more about what was important to them and what they liked. They came up with two answers: music, and TV. Many of them spent far more time with the TV than with me. OK: we would just have to learn language using music and TV. First order of business was to close the door so that my principal, who had all the imagination and creativity of a dead cat, wouldn't find out what I was doing and fire me. My students learned the International Phonetic Alphabet, which can be found at the front of any dictionary. When they had developed some proficiency in it, I got them to transcribe one another's actual speech patterns into IPA. With this experience under their belts, I asked them to transcribe one sentence as spoken by their favourite character on their favourite tv show as homework. They were thrilled with the assignment. I was not thrilled with what I got back. Among the shows most watched by kids that age, there are several with all-black casts, even more with all-white casts, but almost no instances of people of different races interacting in more than an incidental manner, and if you're looking for anyone else, forget it. Even more, the registers of speech change very little during these shows, even between characters, and certainly not within one character during the show. They're aurally monochromatic. As a Trek fan, I instantly thought of three examples I could make into assigned viewing. Even though the 20th century biases of the people who envision the future may have crept into it and it's far from perfect, it's a damn sight better than anything else on offer. Not only did it have all different varieties of humans and aliens interacting, but there were some great role models for just about everyone, and lots of examples of different registers of speech. I was sold. They weren't. "STAR TREK?! That's a GEEK show!!" I dealt them my best death stare, and they began glancing furtively around the room at my Voyager calender, my Voyager wall poster, my Voyager mug....oops, wrong answer. "Um ....ok." I went over the schedules for the syndicated TNG and first run DS9 and Voyagers with them, assigned them to watch at least twenty minutes of each that first week, and report on their favorite regular character from each show in their response journals. That would give them a sampling of what each show had to offer, and get them attached to one or more of the shows and characters. I made no secret of my preference for Voyager -- or of the fact that a woman character of about my age in command had had a lot to do with it -- but they were allowed to choose where they would. There was a bit of grumbling during the first week, but the irrestisible lure of being assigned to watch TV at certain times, and being able to kick siblings off the set, gradually took over. They were assigned to do a phonetic analysis of a character's different range of registers of speech, and to figure out what change in the circumstances or plot had prompted a change in use of register. I asked them to pay special attention to characters who were in command situations, even temporarily, how they changed their use of language when they expected to be taken seriously in a position of authority, and how they spoke differently when they were addressing friends, equals, or superiors. After a few weeks, they began to see that a character could step from friendly banter up in formality to command mode, and not lose the right to go back to the previous register(s). Yippee! Sisko and Janeway were the unanimous command choices; I guess most 12-14 year olds don't need a bald role model. I told them that was fine, and that I would keep him for myself. They gave me that look that adolescents get when they're trying to imagine what possible use a parent or teacher could have for a sexual attraction to anyone. Aren't we, like, sorta supposed to be over that by our age? Grrrrrr! My tough "hoodchicks" seemed divided between Major Kira and B'Elanna Torres for their take-no-prisoners attitudes and hand-to-hand combat skills, with a few in Janeway's camp, "because she does it with words (and phasers!, interjected some of the boys) instead of her fists." Some of them obviously wanted to know how to do that. The quieter, more introspective girls were firm followers of Janeway, for the same reasons, and a small but surprising (to me) number of boys liked the talk-first, shoot-later approach as well. Janeway's star rose considerably with the shoot-it-up crowd, boys and girls, after the episode when she popped out of the giant laundry chute with a "big-ass gun" and rescued her crewmembers. "Attitude...awright!" The same crowd allowed after "The Killing Game" that Janeway had acquitted herself well as a Klingon Warrior, but she lost a few points because "she hadda use that sword thing. Kira woulda just punched him out." "Besides," added one of the boys, "No way she's gonna be usin' all them big words while that guy's tryin'ta slice'er up; that's howcome she got stuck (stabbed) at the end - not payin' attention." I didn't ask him how he knew this. Regardless, the fight did win Janeway quite a few converts, who then stayed on for her finer qualities. I'll take 'em anyway I can get'em! (NOTE TO VOYAGER STAFF WRITERS: could we please have Janeway in a fist fight this season? She has to win, preferably against a bigger opponent - which shouldn't be too difficult - and fighting dirty is encouraged. It would really help me out. Thanks.) Chakotay was a big hit, especially with the Native and Central American kids. They wanted to know what his tribe is, because it's very important, and it's never been established on the show. All I could tell them was that I'd read that the actor who portrayed him was very proud of being Mestizo, and since his ancestry was Mexican, they'd have to go from there. They went to the library and did some research, and figured out that he must be part Aztec, or some other Nahuatlan tribe. They were a little disappointed that he wasn't Inca like them, but they were relieved to have found him a tribe. As far as my class was concerned, Chakotay is Aztec because Robert Beltran is. Someone should tell TPTB. As the seasons progressed, and they grew more familiar with the show, some of the kids would start asking whether Janeway and Chakotay "liked" each other. Some of the questions were more to the point, but we'll just leave it at that. This was not in any way a controlled study and I'm not prepared to swear in court that I didn't influence them, but it happened every year. I tried to give a neutral answer while leaving my own opinion out of it: that some people thought so, but there wasn't anything in the shows themselves to indicate that they were any more than friends (and more's the pity; I only hope they don't stumble onto a.s.c.e.m. until they're at least 18!) Toward the spring, when the hormones were well and truly flowing, the subject started to come up more often, and they became increasingly curious as to what the problem was. After all, "They fight like they like each other, and when they're by themselves, they change speech registers..." (this last was produced with a flourish, as irrefutable proof.) I brought up the fiancé in the Alpha Quadrant. "All the way over there?! What, like someone's gonna phone and tell'im? Yeah, like HE'S not gettin' any action by now!" I brought up some of the bullsh...oops, excuse me, several of the excus...sorry, I meant reasons...TPTB keep putting forth for not permitting the relationship. Shot down, every one. I'm sure my occasional snickers did nothing to discourage them, but they were making a lot of sense as far as I could tell. Advice from Class 7/8D to Captain Kathryn Janeway: "He FINE, honey...go get'im!" "She better zoom him 'fore he start zoomin' somebody else, and then she be stuck wit'im for 70 years!" "They're out in the middle of nowhere - who cares about all that stuff?" Enough to warm the cockles of a J/Cer's heart, isn't it? Voyager was proving to be a valuable teaching tool until the fourth season. Yup, 7 of 9. And the extremely sexist manner in which her character was used. I think Jeri Ryan's done an excellent job with an interesting part, but when the kids asked me why she was dressed in such a blatantly sexual manner for life and work on a starship, I had no answer for them. Some of the boys liked it just fine, but many preferred the greater number of explosions to be found on DS9, and defected. It's too bad, too, because her speech transformation would have been an interesting challenge to transcribe, but the kids have been taught to recognize manifestations of sexism, racism and homophobia as well as media manipulation, and they spotted it right away. "They ain't work clothes, they club clothes." Quite true. I was surprised at the number of boys as well as girls who recognized the sexual politics implicit in the gradual supplantation of a powerful experienced woman by a young woman with DD cups and a spandex suit. They identified it as a blatant attempt to manipulate them by appealing to their hormones. That's not to say that they didn't find 7 extremely pleasant to look at, but they didn't regard her as part of the plot, but rather as one of the props. After a while, many of the boys got bored and tried to join one of the other shows in midstream, which was difficult for them. The girls were uncomfortable in ways they found difficult to articulate, until they finally boiled it down to this: T&A is valued more in our society than class and subtlety, and if you have enough T&A, you can push your way around. I found this just as insulting and discouraging as they did. "Hey, Cap'n Janeway, yer Borg's dissing ya up; show'er the back of yer fives!" A backhand across the jaw is the hoodchicks' preferred method of dealing with a female rival attempting to move in on her territory. Either the rival backs down, or they fight until only one is left standing. Needless to say, this was not one of the values to which I was trying to expose them. I started hopping onto the Internet to check out the next week's plot synopsis, and if it revolved around 7 of 9, we just skipped that week. At first, I tried leading the way back to the story of 7's struggles to cope with suddenly becoming human again, and Janeway's attempts to help her, but they couldn't get past the spandex. Eventually, the whole thing just fell apart and we quit and moved on to other things. Last year was the only year we didn't stick it out till the end of the season; it was a depressing year to be a Voyager fan. I'm going to try again next year, and I'll give it several episodes to get off the ground, but if it's more of the same, I'm not going to beat a dead horse. Here's to the fifth season. JANEWAY/CHAKOTAY, ROUND 5 By Michelle Erica Green "'I have begged that Chakotay and Janeway have a deep and intense relationship. I want him as my confidant, and that means that we're going to cross over all kinds of lines together, in the privacy of my quarters, or his. Things will be said between us that nobody else on the crew will know about. We're going to have secrets, like good friends do-- they don't talk about their relationship to their acquaintances. I'm not going to sleep with him; it's too late now, if it would have happened it would have happened before.'" --Kate in Mania Magazine, August 1998 " 'I think it's time something happened between them,' she admits. However, Mulgrew explains that she would like to see her character have a serious relationship or none at all. 'I think sex for a female Captain is not the same as for a male captain. I'm not being sexist, but who wants to see their female captain running around having love affairs? I have a ship to run! I don't think I can afford that kind of indulgence at the moment but I can afford an intimate relationship with someone I love very much.'" --Kate in Star Trek Monthly, August 1998 Remember in the last issue how I took back all the stuff I'd said about wanting Janeway and Chakotay to get together? Well, guess what? I take it back. Look, who am I kidding? I have my 9" Janeway and Chakotay action figures dressed in Barbie and Ken wedding clothes, and I don't even want to talk about what my 5" action figures are doing with thir lovely articulated limbs. Go ahead, accuse me of being a loser fan girl with no life. You're right on the first part, but actually, I do have a life. And it is precisely because I have a life that I just can't bear the thought of Janeway not having the life she has indicated time and again that she wants. Yes, I love Janeway smart and strong and independent, but you know what? I still think she should have passion. Even if it's with a member of her own crew, even if it's with a guy who doesn't deserve her. If she wants a lover or a child or two dozen naked Bolians, she should get them. Being a captain should NOT hold her back. Deep Space Nine did something last season that I'd been anticipating and dreading literally for years: they got Odo and Kira together. Finally. After I thought I'd stopped caring, because Kira changed and became a babe in a catsuit, and then Odo changed and became an actual humanoid. They both changed back, but at that point the damage was done, or so I thought. It no longer mattered as much that they had chemistry, that Rene Auberjonois had been playing Odo as if he were in love with Kira for months before the writers put anything overt into a script, that Kira trusted Odo more deeply than she trusted anyone else in her life, that Odo loved her enough to abandon his own kind and trade the futures of the entire station's descendants on her survival. I thought I was over it. Then I watched "His Way." It was an imperfect episode. Kira was a little too passive, Odo was a little too manipulative, the ending was a little too rushed. You know what? I didn't care. The minute they kissed on the Promenade--right in front of the entire crew, meaning there was no chance they could pretend it didn't happen next week--I screamed. I cheered. I cheered even louder the next week, when it was obvious that they were still together, although the romance itself was not a focus of the episode. And the week after that, and after that. During the season finale of Deep Space Nine, it occurred to me that more of the senior crew were involved in intimate relationships than not: Worf and Dax, Kira and Odo, Sisko and Yates, Miles and Keiko, Bashir and Garak...whoops. Those relationships enhance the show, they make us care about the characters, they add another dimension when anyone's in danger orexperiencing something transformative. And for the record: Worf and Dax were in the same chain of command, and have given each other orders on many occasions. Odo has served directly under Kira since before Sisko arrived on the station. At present, since Sisko went on leave just before the season ended, Deep Space Nine is under the command of a woman who is having a love affair with the closest thing she's got to an XO. I think I might be in love with Ron Moore. On my other favorite show, La Femme Nikita, Nikita and Michael are having a relationship and it sure looks like Ops and Maddie are having a relationship even though they have to practically get one another killed every week.And they all work for each other. One of the arguments which is frequently offered by the producers for not wanting Janeway and Chakotay to get involved with one another is ratings. Elsewhere in this issue there's an article about Voyager's ratings which makes a couple of things abundantly clear. One is that the writers are kidding themselves when they say people don't watch Star Trek for crew romance, as Executive Producer Brannon Braga stated recently on America Online. "Day of Honor" got higher ratings than any of the Seven of Nine episodes last fall. "Coda" got higher ratings than "Blood Fever." Yet "Unforgettable" got the worst ratings ever for a new episode of the series: nobody, not adult women nor teenage boys, wanted to see Chakotay boff Virginia Madsen. Braga has said repeatedly that he doesn't want to tie Janeway and Chakotay to one another because he wants them both free to date other people. If "Unforgettable" is any indication, that might be the quickest possible way to kill the series. Then there's what's called Moonlighting syndrome, which writers claim is inevitable when two characters in a courtship dance finally get together. It happened on Remington Steele and Lois and Clark, they say: the couple consummated their relationship, the ratings went down. What they fail to mention is that in all cases, the ratings were already slipping--often because the audience had gotten tired of of the stalling games. The couples were tossed together by burned-out writers as a last-ditch effort to bring ratings up, and it didn't work. But it was not the cause of the decline; rather, that was caused by the failure to develop the relationships naturally. Does this mean I think every couple with chemistry should have onscreen love affairs? Heck no. I liked Delenn a lot better before she married Sheridan on Babylon 5, when she was independent and vital in her own right. I think it would be death to The X-Files to let Mulder and Scully get married and live happily ever after, or even get married and spend the rest of their lives saving one another from alien conspirators. Any given show can come up with such compelling, moving stories about the lead characters that the issue of their romantic lives becomes entirely secondary: people seemed to think it was weird that Chakotay didn't get laid for three years but nobody seems to think it's weird that it's been as long for Mulder. Like everything in storytelling, it's contextual. Even when I didn't want it to, J/C's something that has always worked. It works on a character level, it works on a dramatic level. Everyone's always yammering on about whether or not they should make love, but the truth of the matter is that the most subtle, un-sexy moments have been the really wrenching ones: Chakotay grabbing Janeway's arm to stop her from going down with the ship in "Dreadnought," Janeway reaching out to him after he's saved the ship and come back from the dead in "Cathexis," Chakotay crying over her dead body in "Coda," Janeway refusing to risk him in a shuttle in "Vis a Vis." The question of whether or not they have sex is supremely irrelevant to scenes like that; what matters is whether or not they love each other. The more bimbos Chakotay fools around with, the more Janeway distances herself from emotional ties to subordinates, the less it's possible to believe that they do. And that takes a huge dramatic, emotional toll on the series and on the characters which no aliens-of-the-week or bouts of heroism are going to fill. Methinks my beloved Kate contradicts herself: she says it should have happened already, yet she says they should be in love before anything happens. I think it's obvious to everyone, even people who hate the idea of J/C, that this issue isn't going away, this chemistry isn't going away. This is the fifth season of the series: it's a little late to rewrite these characters and their relationship, but it's definitely not too late to write this with passion and dignity. In fact, it's the logical thing to do. *** VOYAGER PEOPLE *** LAWRENCE KRAUSS By Donna Christenberry Lawrence Krauss is the author of The Physics of Star Trek and Beyond Star Trek: Physics from Alien Invasions to the End of Time. In February he spoke at Indiana State University in Terre Haute, IN. The following article is compiled from an interview, his lecture at ISU, and excerpts from his books. Krauss is a theoretical physicist, professor of astronomy and chairman of the department of physics at Case Western Reserve University in Cleveland, Ohio. Another of his books, The Fifth Essence: The Search for Dark Matter in the Universe, has been translated into 12 languages and was named Astronomy Book of the Year by the Astronomical Society of the Pacific. So why did he pick Star Trek for a book? His goal, he says, was to "try to reach a wider audience with each book." While the idea of using Star Trek as the theme for a book began as a joke between him and his editor, the idea grew on him. "After the fact, it seemed kind of obvious because it was something that hadn't been done before." Initially, he worried a bit about losing credibility with his colleagues if he used Star Trek as a vehicle for his next book, even though he knew the show has captured the public imagination for 30 years. He sent out some e-mails late one night to colleagues to feel them out about the idea. "The reaction was quite incredible especially once they realized it was a science book. Within two to three hours, I started getting e-mail back from the coast." In his book, Krauss says Voyager wins the prize for technobabble over the other series. "As each series has come on the air, and more traditions have been established, there's a pressure to be wilder, to probe more, to borrow the more exotic aspects of physics." The more that is borrowed, the greater the tendency for error. "It took a while for the show to get on its feet," Krauss said, noting that this season, the show has decided to rely not just on science, but "good old-fashioned sex with Seven of Nine." In fact, Voyager made Krauss' Top Ten list of Star Trek bloopers in his first book The Physics of Star Trek. It's called, "If The Plot Isn't Cracked, Maybe the Event Horizon Is." Referring to the "Phage" episode, he writes: "A 'crack' in an event horizon is like removing one end of a circle, or like being a little bit pregnant. It doesn't mean anything. The event horizon around a black hole is not a physical entity, but rather a location inside of which all trajectories remain inside the hole. It is a property of curved space that the trajectory of anything, including light, will bend back toward the hole once you are inside a certain radius. Either the event horizon exists, in which the black hole exists, or it doesn't. There is no middle ground big enough to slip a needle through, much less the Voyager." A random poll by Krauss showed almost everyone has heard the phrase "Beam me down, Scotty." But he has bad news for us. The transporter is the most implausible of the Star Trek gadgets. To transfer just one human being into energy for transport would release the energy equivalent of 1,000 1-megaton hydrogen bombs. That doesn't even include the fact that it would take 10-gigabyte hard drives stacked one-third of the way to center of our Milky Way galaxy to store the information. Plus, just imagine how long it would take to download! Oh, and as for a physics experiment on copying photons which made headlines last fall and was ballyhooed in the media as a precursor of the transporter, Krauss said a working transporter is still impossible. That experiment has greater implications for the development of quantum computers, which could operate much faster and encode information in a different fashion. But Star Trek has also had its moments, such as the 1967 episode which referred to black stars, shortly before a noted physicist coined the name by which they are known today -- black holes. World-renowned physicist Stephen Hawking, who made a cameo appearance in a scene with Sir Isaac Newton and Albert Einstein on Star Trek: The Next Generation, wrote the forward to Krauss' first Star Trek book. It created quite a stir, Krauss said, because in it, Hawking said for the first time that rapid interstellar travel would make time travel a possibility. However, first humans have to deal with the laws of physics, Krauss said. For example, to accelerate to one-half light speed at 3 G's -- the maximum gravitational force the body can stand -- would take three and a half months. "That doesn't make for exciting drama," he said. In reality, if the Enterprise went into warp instantaneously when Jean-Luc Picard said "Engage," Krauss said "You'd be turned into chunky salsa on the back of the spacecraft." In his second book he also pointed out that in space, there's no need for the Enterprise to bank as it turns. Within earth's atmosphere, planes must bank due to air pressure, but that pressure doesn't exist in space. So why do it? "Well, the answer is the same as that for another question I'm sometimes asked: 'Why does the Voyager lift its warp nacelles just before going into warp drive?' Simple: it looks good." As for those quantum singularities that pop up so often in Star Trek: Voyager, not only do they roll trippingly off the tongue, but there's quite a bit of fascinating physics behind them. On the web site New Scientist, where Krauss answers questions about physics and astronomy, he receives many questions about quantum mechanics. "That's why the second book is so heavily devoted to quantum mechanics." And as he said in his book, "In a quantum singularity, anything goes!" That's because "there are two places in nature where particles will get so close together that the quantum nature of gravity becomes important: (1) in the final stages of the collapse of matter into a black hole, and (2) at the beginning of the universe." In those situations, the laws of physics break down. Prior to writing his Star Trek books, Krauss borrowed tapes from some friends and watched all the episodes closely. Since his first book came out, he's been invited to the Paramount sets. "The Star Trek writers are fans of mine, because I was kind to them," said Krauss. They've sought his advice, because, as he said, "It's not their job to figure out coherent physics." He enjoys other science fiction shows as well, such as The X-Files. Regarding the female lead of Dana Scully, he wrote, "I will be forever grateful to the series' producers for giving us this role model of an intelligent, attractive, and relentlessly pragmatic female physicist. She is the foil to Mulder's ineffable eagerness. She is always there to ask 'Why?' And she sometimes does." Those who would like to ask Krauss a question about astronomy or physics can contact him on the Internet at http://www.newscientist.com/nsplus/insight/trek/trek.html. ROBERT PICARDO By Michelle Erica Green Ever since he got that portable holographic emitter, the Emergency Medical Hologram has been the luckiest character on Voyager. He can roam the ship, go on away missions, and reprogram his own personal quirks. As he told his designer replacement, the upgraded EMH which appeared on "Message in a Bottle," he can even have sex. "I must have missed the experience," laughs Robert Picardo, who portrays the Doctor - as of the start of the fifth season, the character still hasn't settled on a name. When the question is inevitably asked at conventions, Picardo jokes that he'll get a name when Viacom Consumer Products' licensing division strikes the appropriate promotional deal: "Then I will be named Dr. Pepper or Dr. Scholl's." He thinks it's more fun anyway for the Doctor to have a succession of names each season, and isn't sure whether the writers will ever settle on one. Picardo, whose dry sense of humor and focused intelligence are shared by the EMH, has won many fans with the contrast of sarcasm and sensitivity he brings to Voyager. Over the course of four seasons, The Doctor has evolved from a caustic, paranoid figure into a warm, witty character whose influence extends far beyond sickbay. His reprisals of Dr. McCoy's famous "I'm a doctor, not a ____" running complaints and his ability to recite the career contributions of every doctor who ever appeared on Star Trek create a welcome sense of continuity with the old shows, even though the Doctor himself wasn't activated until his ship was outside the quadrant where they were set. As for The Doctor's romantic life, Picardo quips that it must have climaxed (so to speak) in the episode "Life Signs," when he discovered love with Vidiian scientist Denara Pel during a tasteful fadeout with the two snuggled in a '57 Chevy. "I thought it was just a good night kiss," the actor recalls. "I had to find out long after the fact that I indeed had sex - much like our President." Picardo believes the line about the "big addition" to his programming came from his convention patter, in which he often asks an audience whether they think The Doctor is anatomically correct. "Why would you give him a...you know...if he is programmed for emergency medical situations? What kind of 'emergency medical situations' do you have in mind?" The actor is very popular on the convention circuit for his humor and showmanship; unlike actors who primarily answer questions during con appearances, Picardo has several song and dance routines which he performs, occasionally accompanied by his wife on the piano. While he had to retire his hilarious Sonny and Cher routine after the tragic death of Congressman Bono (Picardo played both parts, holding up a sign to indicate when he was Sonny and when he was Cher), it's clear that he was a lounge act waiting to happen. "I have to admit, I have fun at the conventions - it satisfies the desire for live performance that I cultivated starting out my career in theater," he confesses. He calls Star Trek fans "the most generous fans in the world," which helps compensate for the grueling schedule he must keep to attend conventions during the shooting season. Picardo says that overall, he's at home with his children much more than he would be in any other profession, since an entire week can go by in which his character does not appear in a scene. That situation has arisen less often, however, since the Doctor was given a portable emitter during the season three episode "Future's End." Now the character once confined to sickbay and the holodeck can appear anywhere on or off the ship. "I used to tease the other actors, and they hated me, because they would come in and have a 'bridge day' where any one actor could have a twelve-hour shooting day and literally say one line, and that never happened to me," he laughs ruefully. "If the scene was set in sickbay in my arena, then usually I drove the scene. Now, with the mobile emitter, I have those wonderful days where I'm in an all-day briefing room scene that goes on for four pages, and I say one thing. But it's payback time, so it's completely fair." Some of the other recent changes have bothered Picardo more. While he jokes that his biggest regret about this season is that he used to have the nicest butt on the cast but now Jeri Ryan does, he confesses to missing Jennifer Lien as Kes, both personally and in terms of his character's development. "I have suffered a great deal this season," he states. "The heart of the Doctor's performance was tied up in his relationship with Kes, so I think there was a big hole in this season for me. She [was] both my student and my mentor, my confidant, my sounding board. I have no one else to reveal myself to, no other close friend on the crew. So that whole side of my character - the underbelly of this pretentious, stuffy, pompous, self-important thing - is now gone." Picardo expressed these concerns to new executive producer Brannon Braga at the start of last season. "He agreed, and to their immense credit, they have written moments alone to show my vulnerability - the Sophie's Choice moment [in "Year of Hell"] where the Doctor has to close the hatch and sacrifice part of the crew to save the rest of them, for instance. I was glad they still gave me really good work. 'Message in a Bottle' and 'Living Witness' were two of the three most popular shows last year as far as the online commentary." The actor is also pleased with the development of his relationship with Seven of Nine, but as for the suggestions in the media that the show was failing and the addition of Seven of Nine "saved" the series, he's skeptical. Picardo says that his initial reaction was that anything which attracted attention to the show was "a good thing," and that "once you got past the extraordinary way Jeri looks, she's doing a very nice job - her character can stir the pot with virtually every other regular character, and that's a good thing." But having played one of the most popular characters on the series for three years, "to hear that we were failing and that we needed this infusion, that's a little overdramatic. It's a classic example of how network decisions are made. If a show with a predominantly young male audience is failing, you put a new babe on." Picardo says that he's troubled neither by the addition of the character nor by Jeri Ryan's performances, which he says "have all been wonderful." He's more disturbed by the way her image is being promoted as the primary reason to watch the show. "It's not really fair to the rest of the characters and to the show conceptually - and it's ultimately not fair to Jeri, because by flashing her body all the time, they're sending the message that that's all they're interested in. It hurts the credibility of her work, it hurts the credibility of the show as a whole, and it isn't fair to the other actors." He agrees that it also isn't fair to the audience: "The groundbreaking aspect of our show, obviously, was that we had a woman in command, so it was inherently a feminist statement. To go so completely opposite in direction as far as the central image that we're promoting is ironic to say the least. I think it's all going to normalize." The actor has developed a relationship with the writers which permits him an unusual degree of input into his own character, and he often suggests his own lines. "I have about a half a dozen [lines] in 'Message in a Bottle' that I pitched to Brannon Braga, so I have a fairly good success rate - [but] there are many times I call them with a joke, and they go, 'No.'" He feels that over the course of the past three years, the writing staff has played to his strengths as an actor, so the Doctor's humor and pathos call for Picardo to rise to the occasion. He did suggest one storyline - that the Doctor meet an earlier version of himself, whom he would thoroughly dislike - and when he asked to sing opera on the series, they wrote a scene in "The Swarm" allowing him to do just that. The Doctor was a difficult character for the Yale-educated Picardo to approach, because the character has absolutely no backstory and indeed came into existence during his first scene in Voyager's pilot, "Caretaker." "I had method acting training, but I remember being in a seminar with Estelle Parsons once and she didn't call herself a 'method actress' as much as a 'text actress,' meaning she studied the text very carefully and did whatever she had to do to serve the text. There are certain kinds of material where the method acting approach does not necessarily help you serve the material in the best way." He looked for clues in the script to give him insight into the Doctor, and noticed there were at least three stage directions that said that the character, already described as colorless and humorless, was supposed to frown. "He's just activated, and he frowns, he complains, he seems paranoid and also a bit arrogant? Why? What would motivate him to act in this way? I came up with the relatively simple notion that there was a dichotomy created by his incredible command of his field, his knowledge, and the vulnerability of having no control over his destiny, with everyone turning him on and off." He used those cluesto extrapolate what have become the Doctor's familiar personality traits. "Also," Picardo adds, "There's the theory that if you have 27 individual doctor personalities inside of you, if you distilled 27 different doctors, the overwhelming personality traits you would come up with are arrogance and paranoia." He's kidding, however; the actor nearly became a doctor himself before famed conductor and composer Leonard Bernstein suggested that he leave his pre-med studies for theater. "He said, you have true energy on stage, not phony Broadway energy, and he said that's a gift. And I said, tell my mother." That was the beginning of Picardo's professional ambitions. Though he did not become a doctor, he has played several, most notably on China Beach. The actor has quite a bit of science fiction on his resume, most notably several Joe Dante films. A great fan of horror movies, he pursued a role in The Howling because of his childhood affection for werewolf and mummy movies. He says he'd much rather play monsters than victims: "The best victims are screaming women, and having played two drag roles, I know that I make a very homely screaming woman." The role of which he is proudest was a theatrical performance for which he won awards: the San Francisco production of The Normal Heart, a controversial play about AIDS. "I felt a tremendous burden of responsibility of opening that show in the gay consciousness capital of the United States, not only being a straight actor, but studying to acquaint myself with the historical background of the beginning of the epidemic. It was an exhilarating experience but very difficult. I'm proud of the recognition that that production got, but more importantly, I think the emotional breakthroughs that I was able to have working on that role were very beneficial...I learned how to address my own personal emotional risibility as an actor, if you want to put it that way. " Picardo was working on a play when he was cast in Voyager, and intends to go back both to the stage and to comedy when the series concludes. "I would love to be on Frasier," he says. "Usually I get offered a couple of guest stars and pilots every year. Which is nice, because you're not usually allowed to be able to do two things in show business - if you're on an hour show you're considered a dramatic actor, whereas if you're on a sitcom you get offered half-hours." He describes himself as "mamby pamby" about future ambitions, in part because of the opportunities that the Star Trek franchise has offered him. "'Do you want to work on a bad TV movie for a week and a half, or would you like an all-expense-paid trip to Australia?'" he laughs. "You weigh bad TV movies, of which I've done 20, or a trip with the family. That's how I make my decisions. The convention circuit has been treating me extremely well." Picardo directed the episode "Alter Ego" last season and is hopeful that he will direct again next season, having known that he would not have an opportunity last year. "We have a stable of directors; you simply cannot surpass their abilities without years of experience," he points out. "I'm sure I will do significantly better for my second time out, but I just simply have to wait for the wheel to come around to me again." He's open to more directing once the series is off the air, but says he has no desire to make the transition to doing it full-time: "I can't imagine not acting anymore." The actor had to interrupt his brief winter vacation from Voyager last year to film his big scene in Small Soldiers, but he didn't mind a bit. "I owe it all to Joe Dante,he was the first one who placed me on a Star Trek set," the actor explains. Dante's film Explorers features a film-within-a-film called 'Captain Starkiller' - "a very bad cheeseball ripoff of like a Buck Rogers-kind of space serial, if you can imagine a cheeseball ripoff of something that's relatively cheesy to begin with." Picardo played Captain Starkiller, which was filmed in a Klingon torpedo bay from Star Trek II. "So Joe placed me on a Star Trek set some 18 years ago, which I think shows tremendous clairvoyance," Picardo laughs. Small Soldiers represents the latest phase in Picardo and Dante's long-time working relationship. The actor was fortunate that the film was shot on such a tight schedule. Most of it was filmed during Voyager's shooting season when he is unavailable for other work, but because Dante worked through Christmas, Picardo was able to squeeze in a cameo. Dante originally asked him to play a school principal - "and that would have been fun, and sort of up my alley" - but Picardo was interested in playing a bad guy for a change. "I am responsible for the carnage," he says gleefully. "I have designed a microchip, a smart chip that improves any military weapons system, and some ambitious toy manufacturer uses it elsewhere!" Plot-wise, Picardo has a pivotal scene in which he explains what's happening to the toy soldiers in the movie. "In contrast to what I do on Voyager, which is strictly software, I'm the hardware guy in Small Soldiers. I'm obsessive as usual, and I do something - let's just say I have a minor mishap in a clean room suit." The actor went in with an idea for what he wanted to do with the part, "and I think the other actors, who'd been working on the movie for three months, their jaws kind of dropped, because they look at me and I come in for the day and sort of commandeer the scene!" Because he had to return to Voyager, the actor spent very little time on the set and was surprised to hear during this interview that Tommy Lee Jones provided the voice of Chip Hazard, the head commando. "I didn't even know that! During the shooting I knew what the cast was, but he would have done that in post-production," Picardo points out. Dante discovered Picardo twenty years ago in the Broadway production of Tribute, in which the young Picardo played Jack Lemmon's tormented son. "For some bizarre reason, when he was casting The Howling and looking for his werewolf-psycho, he remembered my tormented young man in Tribute, who was anything but a psycho, but I had a couple of explosive scenes where I laid into Dad with tremendous anger. For whatever reason, Joe saw werewolf potential in me, which I suppose is a very back-handed compliment!" That role represented Picardo's first experience with prosthetic makeup, which of course he is very familiar with now on Voyager. In addition to Captain Starkiller, Picardo also played the two aliens in that movie, a father and child - "the first time I ever played my own parent, which of course is something every actor longs for," he jokes. "I did get to yell at myself, and I got to wear bright blue lame and a blond pompadour, which was also appealing." The experience did not, however, leave him enthusiastic about prosthetics, and when Voyager's producers asked him this season whether he wanted to be turned into a Borg during an episode where a transporter malfunction causes Seven of Nine's Borg implants to interface with the Doctor's holographic emitter, "I reacted with extreme lukewarm response - the expression 'Been There, Done That' leaps to my mind." Ironically, Picardo had originally auditioned to play not the Doctor but Neelix - the most makeup-heavy role on Voyager. "It does seem somewhat hypocritical, in retrospect, since I've done prosthetics a number of time for Joe, but I have no defense for hypocrisy!" He is grateful to Dante for offering him such opportunities as letting him choose his part in Runaway Daughters: "He had me in mind for another character, but I said, 'Let me do this.' Often with Joe, when he hands me something, we'll sit down and have a meeting early on where I'll pitch a theme or a prop gag." Picardo is known as a prop actor, so he and Dante will have meetings with the prop department to devise his inventions. "In Gremlins II I wanted to play a management personality who totally depersonalized the people who worked for him, so instead of having name tags for everyone in the giant corporate headquarters building, I gave all my employees a bar code badge, and I had a computer with a switchblade-opening scanner. I would scan everybody and never look at their faces - just the printout with their records and their names. So that involved the manufacture of hundreds of these bar code badges for the extras, and this cool switchblade bar code opener, and all this other stuff that they do at my whim!" Picardo feigns disgruntlement, however, at the fact that he could have played the David Cross role in Small Soldiers...ten years ago. "David Cross looks a little like me at age 27 - Joe finally cast a movie I could play a lead in, and I'm too old for it! There were people who saw the previews who think that I have David's part. I say, that's very flattering but if you look closer you can see that he's a good dozen years younger than me!" Of course, the man behind the Holographic Doctor was also a bit too busy to play a lead in Small Soldiers. Voyager has been undergoing some changes with the new season and the change in leadership. "We had been aiming for more action, I think that will continue," the actor notes. "Last year was very much a transition year, since [executive producer] Jeri Taylor knew she was leaving the series, so Brannon Braga was assuming a lot of the helm. So it's been a very easy transition this season - the second half of last season in particular, Brannon was pretty much running the show as much as he is now that Jeri's gone. Brannon is an incredible workhorse who can rewrite so many scripts in a season, even ones which aren't necessarily his particular stories or his first drafts. He's kind of tireless - he can do a rewrite in two and a half, three days." There are new writers on the show's staff as well, but "believe it or not I haven't even met them yet," laughs Picardo. "We can go a whole season without meeting a writer - we'll meet at the wrap party!" He does express pleasure with the material the unknown scripters are turning out. "We're in our third story, and the first two scripts have been really good. I've had fun supporting things to do, but I don't think I'll be featured until show five, which is very much the way it was last year." The slow start is fine with Picardo: "I like easing into the season, I never envy the actors who have the big role the first or second time out, because you've been off and you have to find your stride again before you go into the total immersion mold." Picardo does have a funny moment in the opening scene of the season, set on the holodeck in a 1930's-style black and white sci-fi movie serial. "Talk about Buck Rogers! It turns out to be a holodeck program that Tom Paris, who's always been kind of a 20th century hobbyist, is fooling around with - visions of what the future would be - so he's cast himself in this romantic retro program as Captain Proton. It's all in black and white until the Doctor enters in full color, complaining that Tom is now three minutes into his scheduled time to practice a duet from Don Carlo!" As for what's coming up on Voyager, "I know Brannon has a major surprise in store I think for late in the season, this is what I've heard, but I'm not even sure what it is." The long-anticipated return of Voyager to the Alpha Quadrant, perhaps? "I have my theories, but I honestly don't know!" laughs the actor. "My theory has always been, they will bring us home the moment Deep Space Nine is going off the air - I would think, if we go home, it won't be till May sweeps." Any chance of a crossover between the Voyager and Deep Space Nine casts before the older series concludes? Picardo once appeared as Dr. Louis Zimmerman, the Doctor's programmer, on Deep Space Nine, but isn't sure he'll be returning to the space station. "It's hard to do much crossover - it would be wonderful if Deep Space Nine was on a network for the sake of having a regular air time, and they could plan the kind of crossover things that have been done on Ally McBeal and The Practice, where they did a same-night airing. Of course that's impossible. We could have a little bit of crossing over - probably from them to us makes more sense than from us to them, though if you're having a show where you're kind of saying goodbye to the whole facility of Deep Space Nine, it would be fun to see at least one Voyager guy roam through, or have a scene with Neelix where he's getting advice or supplies from Quark for some reason. I think the fans would get a big hoot out of that." Picardo doesn't expect to be making any appearances in the next Star Trek movie, noting, "We've done that joke once and it worked surprisingly well, but to me the only rationale to have put me in the next film is that I think it would be very gratifying for the fans to see a scene between me and Data. I hope it happens, I think it would be great fun." He imagines that if Paramount ever goes ahead with the planned IMAX Star Trek film, maybe he could have a scene with Data, "but that's completely fantasy because I don't even know what the status of that project is." Next Generation's Jonathan Frakes, who is directing the next feature, was at one time rumored to be the planned director of the IMAX film, but is now rumored to be planning Total Recall II after he completes Star Trek IX, assuming that Arnold Schwarzenegger can work the sequel into his own busy schedule. Picardo, who played the voice of Johnnycab in the first film, is hopeful that that project will go forward. "I would think they would try to sign Johnnycab first, before Arnold - obviously I am going to be a significant part of the success of any Total Recall movie!" he jokes "I would hope they would have the voice of Johnnycab back, and I'm sure they saved my rubber head somewhere - no more molding!" He reacts with mock-indignance to the suggestion that Johnnycab might have aged. "I don't think we're trying to encourage the fans to think of Johnnycab as the Doctor moonlighting." In the meantime, his job on Voyager looks secure for the immediate future. "I would say that the fact that Deep Space Nine has come back for a seventh year bodes awfully well for us - we were a more robust child out of the gate," though he admits that with the addition of Michael Dorn and the exciting storylines on the other Trek series, "we're probably neck in neck in popularity." He expresses mystification at UPN's decision to hold the season premiere until October, after bringing the cast back from hiatus on June 1st to aim for a start date the first week in September. "When you go to Rick Berman and ask how we're doing, though, he says stuff like, 'Buy the better tiles for your bathroom.' I think UPN needs us for brand-name recognition." In non-genre work, Picardo is hoping to do an Albert Brooks project, "probably five minutes of screen time in the movie which would shoot over the course of three days, it would be the kind of role that I could easily shoot during the shooting season. It's very hard to schedule any movie work when you're shooting a television series where they don't know what the next episode is, and whether you'll work seven days or two days." In the meantime, he hopes that Small Soldiers lives up to its impressive buzz. "I really hope it's a big success, because I adore Joe, and I'd love him to have a big hit and then be flooded with scripts. And ultimately it will be good for me, because there will be a part for me in that flood of scripts!" The Broadway veteran says that shows like Voyager and China Beach, which allow him to carry most of the humor during a dramatic hour, are his ideal type of work. Both his quick wit and his pathos can be brought into play. "I like that situation more than being in a situation comedy...but I have a lot of background in situation comedies, and I think if I were to do another series after Voyager, it would most likely be a comedy show." His goals, however, have not changed since he was a young actor. "When it's all working at its best, you are communicating something to your audience, and in an essence, giving them a gift," he says. "And, of course, taking something for yourself - taking negative or unhappy experiences that are simply baggage in other people's lives and using them to create. Those are the two aspects of being an actor that I value most, and that I work towards." (This article originally appeared in Mania Magazine.) *** BOOKS AND COLLECTIBLES *** Upcoming Pocket Books Available now: The Captain's Table #4: Fire Ship by Diane Carey Her ship destroyed, Kathryn Janeway must join an alien crew to save the Delta Quadrant from a deadly menace. Pathways by Jeri Taylor The histories of the people who comprise Voyager's crew -- Chakotay, Tuvok, Paris, Kim, Torres, Neelix, and Kes. Pathways (Audio) Read by Robert Picardo August: Star Trek Voyager 1999 Calendar Q's Guide to the Continuum by Michael Jan Friedman and Robert Greenberger Everything you always wanted to know about the Q, by our favorite. Star Trek Voyager #16: Seven of Nine by Christie Golden The story of the woman who was once Annika Hansen, and became a Borg. October: Star Trek: Action! Terry J. Erdmann Follows the creation of sequences from Deep Space Nine, Voyager, and the upcoming feature film. The Janeway Hallmark Christmas ornaments are out now! $14.95 at your local Hallmark store. AN EXCERPT FROM JERI TAYLOR'S PATHWAYS, A POCKET BOOKS HARDCOVER: One of the doors in the far wall was opening, and several figures had emerged. Neelix moved back to his group, and saw Tuvok staring into the distance, tensed and alert. "Vorik," he said quietly to the young Vulcan next to him, "go at once to Commander Chakotay's group. "What is it? What do you see?" asked Neelix, who didn't possess the superior eyesight of the Vulcans. Tuvok turned to him and said something that so stunned Neelix that he thought he must have misheard. For what Tuvok said was "I believe Captain Janeway has entered the camp. Chakotay had become aware of the shift in attitude among the prisoners which always heralded the arrival of guards, and like the others, he and his group busied themselves with mindless activity in order to stay anonymous. He caught in the corner of his eye a brief flash of color, and realized someone was with the Subu guards, but it wasn't until the contingent was almost on top of them that he realized who it was. He heard a woman's voice saying, "With all these laborers, I'm surprised the price for your psilminite is so high." Reigning in his shock, Chakotay allowed his eyes to flicker upward, and when they did, his heart suddenly constricted. Kathryn was walking next to the commandant, old whalehead himself, who strutted officiously in his three-legged gait. She was dressed in a kind of robe of blue and purple, with heavy earrings dangling from her lobes and ornate rings on several fingers. She looked, to Chakotay, like a goddess. "Not all may work," whalehead growled. "Only the trusted ones." Suddenly Kathryn came to a stop, looked directly at Chakotay, and pointed. "Who are those people?" she demanded. "I don't know what they call themselves. They were discovered invading one of our small planets. Undoubtedly they're mercenaries working for the Rai'." Kathryn's eyes narrowed and she walked closer to Chakotay. "They're human," she said angrily, "or at least some of them are. I've run into them before. They're mercenaries, all right. They attacked my holdings on Grivus and killed members of my family." She was right in front of Chakotay now, staring at him with furious eyes. He had no idea just what was happening, but he trusted her enough to go with her game. "Sorry I missed them all," he said casually. Her hand exploded across his cheek, backhand, and he recoiled at the blow. Kathryn had a mean punch. He touched his cheek and felt dampness, and saw that his fingers were red with blood. One of her rings had ripped the skin of his cheek. "Commandant, I would hate to think these wicked beings could escape to kill others. "No danger. Many security measures." "I certainly hope so." She gave Chakotay one last angry glance, then walked on. "Let's finalize the price, shall we? I've lost interest in this filthy place." The small entourage moved back toward the wall from which they had emerged, the prisoners still occupied with busywork. Chakotay and the others stared after them. "What was that all about?" wondered Harry. Chakotay, still putting pressure on the cut in his cheek, let his mind consider all the possibilities. "She's in disguise for a reason. Probably to see if we're here, and what our situation is. Trying to figure out some way to get us out." "But what could that be? And why did she hit you?" "I guess to put on a good show." He looked around at the others. His cheek had stopped bleeding. "Let's get moving. We have work to do." And once again they spread out to see if they could find what they needed. AN EXCERPT FROM DIANE CAREY'S FIRE SHIP, FROM POCKET BOOKS' THE CAPTAIN'S TABLE SERIES: "I, Kathryn Janeway, pledge my service and allegiance to this ship and this crew. I pledge to abide by the rules of engagement, to obey the order of any senior unless it violates the Ship's Pledge, and to put the ship and crew above my own life. I will not falsely accuse any crewmate. I will be honest in all pursuits. I accept the right of senior officers to punish me up to and including death if I violate the Ship's Pledge. If at any time I cannot keep to the Pledge, I will inform a senior officer and refrain from any activity until I can be put off the ship. I understand that all around me at this moment have also taken this Pledge, and to them I promise my devotion. From this moment forward I will use all my knowledge, experience, and talents to help and support my ship and my crewmates. I swear solemnly that this oath will.. . that this will supersede any previous oaths or obligations. On this day I, Kathryn Janeway, so pledge." "Now turn, and face your ship and your shipmates." Shivering like a midshipman, I turned. Before me, the main deck sprawled like a small stadium. Crowded before me was Zingara's crew of one hundred nine, missing only the seven who were in the infirmary, still unconscious. They all looked at me, seeing weakness in my manner for the first time since I'd come on board, and I wondered if they held in full comprehension the reason for my little pauses. My heart was splitting. That was the reason. Beside me, having cleaned his hair to a soft pine shroud and changed into a fresh shoulder cape, Quen appeared more captainlike than I had seen him yet. He was quiet and circumspect, probably wondering whether or not he were making a mistake, pledging a woman, and someone whom they had met only a few short weeks ago. We'd made our light kick. Now we passively drifted near a completely different star from the one we had used to power up the tiles. Hyperlight-speed had brought us to a place of relative safety, and we were slowly making repairs. Things were still very hard. There were almost no resources in this miserable solar system and scarcely any connections with which to get supplies. We were quite on our own, moving between distant settlements and deposits, trying to bribe, buy, trade, or collect what we needed to get along. And that was down to food and water, not just fancy composite for the ship's systems. I needed answers. Sooner or later, I'd get them. For now, there was only crushing emotion filling this rite of passage. Sadness lay upon my chest. Tears pushed at the backs of my eyes. My own words, my new oath, galvanized the deep emotions that I could no longer banish. A profound weight had been lifted, and another came to rest on me. The universe had turned without me, and I was in a whole new place, never to see any other. This was my life now. This was my place, my ship. I had a living duty, crewmates, and I had a captain to serve. There was nothing left between Voyager and me but misplaced fidelity. For me there was no more Prime Directive, for there was no more Federation, zero chance of ever returning, ever again fulfilling my oath as a Starfleet captain. Even the wind must someday accept that the storm has changed course. Starfleet didn't expect us to sacrifice all that we knew and could offer to other life-forms; the Federation wasn't that stingy. If we were trapped, as I now was, in some distant place, they'd rather we live and survive, but not live like hermits. I'd want my crew to join a culture if they could, to assimilate and use what they knew to the betterment of any and all, wouldn't I? Even when Voyager was displaced, we were still all Starfleet officers. We always had that to cling to. But I couldn't cling all by myself. Now, as I jumped up a step in rank on my new ship, I had obligations that no previous oath could smother. I needn't let go of my identity, hide my abilities, or forget my Earth heritage. The Federation had something to offer to this culture...and that something was me. "I, Quen, pledged captain of the Zingara, promise to stand behind Kay Janeway, to consider her suggestions, to believe her words, and to act in her defense. Kay, your crew accepts your Pledge, and we pledge ourselves to you." A miserable thank-you rattled in my throat, but my voice utterly failed. Not exactly graduation at the Academy, yet...a blessed moment in its way. A glance back, a step forward. Today, with my heart aching and my mind clear, I made a new oath, devoting myself to this ship, these young people, and this culture in upheaval. The real had to take precedence over the hypothetical. I was here now. I was here now. That was all there was to it. Another major change in my life. No champagne reception, no shaking hands with admirals, no wondering whether my father would be proud of me. Deep sorrow for the crew engulfed me as they murmured their congratulations and shielded their doubts. This was all the ceremony these poor boys had. They didn't have much, but they were betting it all on me. This was much more poignant than momentous accolades and fanfare and pageant. A VISION OF THE FUTURE: STAR TREK VOYAGER A POCKET BOOKS TRADE PAPERBACK BY STEPHEN EDWARD POE Though you wouldn't know it from the author's name, this book on the making of Voyager was penned by the writer of the classic The Making of Star Trek, who was then using the name Stephen E. Whitfield. Stephen Edward Poe has ample credentials to describe the making of Voyager -- he knew Gene Roddenberry and had access to the original series production staff, he's a screenwriter and producer so he knows the television industry, he has inside access to the current managers of the Trek franchise. Unfortunately some of the very things which make him a qualified chronicler also make him a biased one -- he states at the outset that he intends to be positive, to ignore any dirt and gloss over the rough spots. This is a very pretty picture of the cast and crew, which does a lot of lip service to the strength of the Trek franchise. What's ironic, therefore, is how depressing I found this book. I knew that Voyager was always a commercial product which stemmed from the desire to create a Paramount television network rather than from a desire to further the ideology and goals of Star Trek, but this nuts-and-bolts look at how it was created left me nostalgic for Poe's earlier book, and the earlier Trek incarnation he chronicled so effectively. There's not one person interviewed in A Vision of the Future who has the passion and spirit of Roddenberry. The producers come across as hard-working, well-meaning hacks caught between the network and the fans, with no real "vision of the future" at all. On the first page, executive producer Rick Berman says that he "learned Gene's vision directly from Gene," and adds, "It wasn't my vision of the future...it was like learning a foreign language." That explains why Star Trek has had such a strange, dark accent since Roddenberry's death. Poe's analysis of the Trek phenomenon is more cynical than it was in The Making of Star Trek: he still credits the series' success to the optimistic view of humankind, but spends a lot of pages explaining how the shows are marketed and distinguishing among categories of fans -- the hardcore ones who have kept the franchise afloat, the casual viewers who make up the bulk of the ratings numbers. That won't be news to Trekkers; what's more enlightening is the explanation of exactly who has power over whom. Rick Berman may be the current Great Bird, but two Paramount executives -- Kerry McCluggage and Tom Mazza -- oversaw and approved every decision he made about Voyager, from the use of the Prime Directive in the pilot to the casting of the captain. It's a portrait of compromise by hardened professionals who never seem to catch fire about the ideas and visions they put on our television screens. Maybe all television shows are like that, though I don't think it's true particularly of science fiction. Neither The X-Files's Chris Carter nor Babylon 5's J. Michael Straczynski talk obsessively about franchise approval and commercial tie-ins. This book seems to be about the decline of the franchise; in an ongoing effort to make money and launch a television network, the talents behind Star Trek, particularly the people from The Next Generation, were spread so thin that little remained of the reasons their show was a success. It's odd that this book has Paramount's sanctioning because although it doesn't dish the dirt on Genevieve Bujold's departure from the role of Janeway or say anything about Kes's being dumped from the series, it reveals all sorts of warts that casual viewers might not have noticed were there. Poe's analysis of Voyager's appeal makes copious notes on its wonderful set design -- what he does not even have to say is that it may have wonderful sets, but Classic Trek's appeal was always in spite of its cheesy furnishings. While Poe clearly respects Berman's business acumen, he seems to see Michael Piller as the real heir to Roddenberry's ideology. There's a lot more detail about Piller's specific contributions -- in one instance Piller is described as giving a note to writer Ken Biller about Roddenberry's goals which make a big impact on the young writer. Poe clearly has little sympathy for actors, however: he suggests that the TNG cast's outrageous salary demands and high level of burnout were responsible for the cancellation of the well-loved series, and says repeatedly that clauses needed to be written into the current actors' contracts to avoid a similar case of escalating costs. Surprisingly, this book contributes little to the popular myth about the exit of Bujold and the hiring of Mulgrew, who apparently impressed Berman but not Piller or Taylor at her initial reading, and was not brought back until Bujold had decided that the unsubtle style of Trek acting was not for her. Berman repeatedly brought in actress Susan Gibney, who had appeared on TNG and DS9, but each time he was overruled by the Paramount executives who felt she was too young for the role. Mulgrew's casting was a last-minute compromise, though everyone breathed a sigh of relief when she made such a strong showing...well, except for her hair, which necessitated expensive reshoots with a wig (ironically, to get rid of the hairstyle which Janeway currently wears). The fact that Berman managed to cast a woman at all despite the network's reservations seems extraordinary, since McCluggage wanted "a babe" to placate what Poe characterizes as the core audience -- males 25-45. The bickering producers sound a lot like Janeway and crew in the briefing room on the show: one of them says, "Suggestions, gentlemen?" and the rest throw out ideas until someone comes up with something that nobody else can immediately shoot down. McCluggage, who comes across as the smartest of the lot despite his own sexist assumptions about what makes a good captain, prophetically worried that a show about trying to get home would be depressing and stagnant. Piller saw the show as more of a metaphor for fin-de-siecle America, where problems which appear insurmountable must be worked around to move forward. (Piller and Taylor are often referred to as "Michael" and "Jeri," while Berman is Berman.) It was news to me that Voyager employed a Native American expert to help construct Chakotay -- a character who still doesn't have a tribal background -- and that Taylor's assistant consulted with a parapsychologist to help determine Kes' supernatural abilities. Most interesting was the revelation that the Maquis were created with the new series in mind back when they first appeared during DS9's third season. The backstory is extensive and Poe's accounting of it is exhaustive. With all this homework, one wonders why there wasn't a stronger series at the outset. It may have been a problem with too many cooks...or with trying to please too many segments of the audience, rather than focusing on telling a good story. The book offers a lengthy account of how burned out the crew was from working on TNG, Generations, DS9, and Voyager all at once, and details all the plot and character points which Voyager had going against it. The dates get muddled -- Robert Beltran goes in to audition on August 31, then gets the part "two days later" on September 1. Plus there are some factual errors, such as Bujold twice being called an Academy Award winner (she was nominated, but never won) and Mulgrew being described as "the oldest of eight girls" (she's actually the second of eight children, four of whom were boys). Maybe these are nitpicks, but in a book which is supposed to be the official version of the truth, they're troubling. Because of the contradictions, I don't know how seriously to take some of the stories about the filming itself. In this book, Jennifer Lien fled a costuming session, but on the E! special filmed right before the series premiered, she appeared genuinely bemused by a question about how she felt about her costumes and said she'd never thought about the matter. Since Lien is described in the book as incompetent at dealing with the press, one is inclined to believe her sincere word-of-mouth. While there's a nice story about Robbie McNeill almost giving up the part of Tom Paris to salvage a play he was doing, it differs from McNeill's own account of lobbying to be allowed to audition for a part which was based on a character he himself created, which then caused the producers not to want to repeat themselves in the casting department. I really lost it when Poe described Seven of Nine -- whose abrupt hiring gets a late chapter, though Kes's concurrent departure is not explained -- as a feminist heroine. The main character on Voyager is a woman -- how does the addition of a network-concocted ratings babe in a catsuit constitute progress for women at all, especially when she talks back to the female captain whose legitimate authority is being eroded? There's a lot glossed over. While this book is well worth owning for Voyager aficionados -- it has a great many photos of the sets and designs, plus the entire production history and credits -- I doubt it will make converts out of any non-viewers. And Classic Trek fans may find themselves feeling that this new series isn't in any way a legitimate heir to the legacy. --Michelle Erica Green ECHOES: STAR TREK VOYAGER #15 BY KRISTINE KATHRYN RUSCH, DEAN WESLEY SMITH, AND NINA KIRIKI HOFFMAN You remember in Future's End when Janeway says that time anomalies give her a headache? Well, I totally agree with that statement. One universe is hard enough to keep track of, but this triumvirate of authors with three names each decided to describe three parallel universes out of thousands. Lucky for us that they write clearly and have a good handle on the characters, otherwise this would be a nightmare of gargantuan proportions. Using the "Deadlock" episode as a backdrop for this anomaly, Voyager encounters a series of subspace waves along with a distress call. As expected, they go to investigate and are caught up in a series of time shifts that threaten billions of lives and manage to transport the away team to the wrong universe. In one universe, the away team is doubled up, which leads to some rather amusing moments between Torres One and Torres Two. In each universe, hairstyles, tattoos, alien markings, and uniforms change, but the characters are essentially the same. We also get to sneak around inside Kathryn Janeway's mind, and that makes Echoes a real fun ride. In recent months, TV's Janeway has been portrayed as a foolhardy person who endangers both herself and her crew to satisfy her obsessive drive to get her crew home. Here, each Janeway is drawn as a strong and compassionate leader at the end of her rope, one who relies heavily on her ersatz crew to come up with a workable solution to their problem. This Janeway stresses teamwork, and knows she can't do this alone. In summary, although this novel treads the same old ground, its writers manage to do so with enough finesse to keep it interesting. A worthy addition to a mediocre series of books, and one which surpasses many of the recent Voyager episodes. --Elizabeth Klisiewicz Echoes was written by the same authors (with one additional) who wrote The Escape. Here, instead of revolving around time travel and the resultant paradoxes, the story is based on the episode "Deadlock" and deals with the complexities of alternate universes. Voyager encounters a subspace wave emanating from a nearby planet. The planet sends a distress signal and after responding Janeway learns that the residents believe it is the result of their new transportation system. While speaking with a planet representative, there is another wave and Janeway sees thousands of universes with a Voyager over every other planet. After the wave the representative seems to have no knowledge of having ever spoken to Janeway. We later learn that each wave shifts those on the planet, including an away team, to another universe. Eventually they will shift to a universe where the planet itself is not there and everyone dies in the vacuum of space with Voyager there frantically trying to find a way to stop the shifts. In addition to following the story with the characters as we know them, we also get to see it unfold in a couple of the other universes that have the same characters but with some differences. The detail, from Janeway's hair, and Neelix's spots to different uniforms and behaviors -- one Chakotay drums his fingers -- makes for some interesting scenes. It's interesting to see that despite these differences, the characters are all essentially the same in the way they work together and in each universe they come up with the same solution and work together to make it work. There are also some amusing scenes with some of the characters meeting themselves a la "Deadlock". Speaking of "Deadlock" there were a rather large amount of references to the episode, possibly for anyone who hadn't seen it. Eventually Voyager finds a way to send messages during the waves and through this mode of communication, and the fact that the characters in each universe make the same kinds of decisions, all the Voyagers reach the same conclusions and solutions. This results in a mass effort of the Voyagers and her crews that sets the situation back to rights. Some of the technobabble went way over my head but not only did I enjoy that the novel didn't center on finding food or looking for an appropriate place for shore leave, I enjoyed seeing how the situation was handled in each universe. I also felt that carrying the characterizations from universe to universe was a difficult task that came off well and that there were no glaring inconsistancies in how they were written. My only real quibble with Echoes was the ending. I won't give it away, but this is the kind of ending that always leaves me feel somehwat cheated. --Kimberly Peterson PATHWAYS, A STAR TREK VOYAGER NOVEL BY JERI TAYLOR In Pathways, Jeri Taylor does for the remainder of Voyager's characters what she did for Kathryn Janeway in Mosaic, tracing the histories which brought them together in the Delta Quadrant. When she wrote the previous novel, Taylor was an executive producer of the series, able to incorporate much of its content into some of the episodes; now that she has retired, it's unclear whether the backstories she has given the characters will remain canonical. I hope so, because Pathways is longer and more detailed than most Trek fiction, dropping familiar names from previous series and utilizing established settings like Starfleet Academy and Mount Seleya. It begins with most of the command crew getting stranded in an alien prison camp; to pass time while they attempt to devise an escape route from the horrific place, the crewmembers tell one another their stories. This book veers from established canon in certain instances, such as the long history of Janeway's friendship with Tuvok and the locale of the incident which got Tom Paris courtmartialed. It also changes the species of Chakotay's animal guide as set down in the Voyager "Bible," and alters a major event from Neelix's life as he himself explained it in the episode "Jetrel." Still, it's a satisfying read, juggling past and present tenses more effectively than Mosaic and offering quite a lot of material in its 400-plus pages. My favorite thing about this novel redeemed my least favorite thing about Taylor's previous one: Captain Kathryn Janeway comes across here as smart, resourceful, gutsy, and sensitive, much more strongly than she's been portrayed on the series for the past season. Some of the Decameron-like tales are more engrossing than others, but since all the stories are flashbacks unrelated to the events set in the present, one can skim any given character's chapter without losing the thread of the narrative. Chakotay is the first to speak, when Harry Kim asks him how he came to forego Starfleet for the Maquis. His self-characterization, as a directionless boy growing up in a tradition-bound tribe, unfortunately continues his portrayal as a passive-aggressive contrary begun in the episode "Tattoo" during Voyager's second season; I much preferred the pro-active, committed spiritualist of the earlier episodes, but that Chakotay has vanished from the series. Taylor describes in past tense his reactions as a Starfleet officer to the horrors of war, rather than showing us his experiences, which makes him seem even more passive. It's particularly disappointing that while his father's death triggers his decision to join the Maquis, his former Academy girlfriend Sveta is the catalyst. Chakotay spends most of his life being manipulated by women like Sveta and like Seska. This characterization makes Chakotay's instantaneous decision to follow Janeway understandable -- he's a woman's man all the way -- but I'd much rather have learned that his devotion to Janeway stems from their common ideological values and mutual suffering at the hands of the Cardassians. I also can't help but wish that we'd gotten to hear Chakotay telling his story to Janeway or even to Seska, who's more intriguing than Chakotay himself -- especially in light of our knowledge that, contrary to Chakotay's and Torres' assumptions, Seska's true aim is not to win Chakotay's love but to spy on his organization. It's a real shame the Cardassian spy died before telling her own story. Chakotay and Kim have a common figure in their pasts, an Academy instructor who serves as the bridge between their tales. Harry's life story is sweet and a little predictable, much like Harry. However, his tale does lead me to wonder how someone who worked so hard to impress his survival training instructor doesn't know enough to boil the polluted water the crew must drink in the prison camp. I appreciate the fact that Harry had a gay Academy roommate, as well as the fact that there's a gay couple from Voyager on the away team -- details which I am certain will be taken out of canon by the television producers. In several other places, most notably the characterization of Janeway, Taylor seems to be trying to compensate for the shortcomings of the series where network demands might have prevented her from more progressive developments. Janeway is adored by all. Tuvok finds her compelling, Tom finds her attractive, Torres credits her with turning her life around. Neelix finds her voice "husky as old velvet." Chakotay thinks at one point that she looks like a goddess. We never learn precisely how she tracks her crew to the prison planet, but when the captain finally enters more than halfway through the novel, her actions are both shocking and unexpectedly brilliant. This is the Janeway I hoped to discover in Mosaic. The novel contains a touching, tender scene between captain and first officer which I am not sure whether to read as a sop to Janeway/Chakotay fans or a reflection of what Taylor genuinely wanted for the series, but in any case I adored it. After all of Taylor's tradition-bound backstory about Janeway and her relationships, the author seems to be indicating that she understood all along what a 24th-century woman might be like unfettered by 20th century restrictions -- just couldn't work it into a 20th-century network series. (J/Cers: make sure to read the front flap summary.) Still, I have some of the same annoyances with Torres in Pathways as I had with Janeway in Mosaic, particularly the obsession with an absent father and subsequent male figures. (With the exception of Tuvok, none of these characters has a fleshed-out mother.) Torres's potentially volatile Klingon sexuality is dealt with in a frustrating, repressed manner, culminating in a threatened rape by a Cardassian and then a crush on her paternalistic savior, Chakotay, a passion which is at least more believable here than in the episode "Persistence of Vision," in which we were led to believe she'd repressed those feelings for years. Why Torres fell out of love with Chakotay, and in love with Tom, remains vague. There's also some annoying coyness about whether she had sex with her high school boyfriend when there was no doubt about the men's intimate lives. In general, I thought there was too much emphasis on her relationships and not enough on her skills as an engineer, but that does spare the reader the technobabble details of her work. Kes is for me the most compelling character in Pathways. Because the character is no longer on the series, her story must be told as a dream sequence, but that allows a moving introduction by way of Neelix's memories. Kes comes across as wonderfully courageous, proud of who she is even when she makes mistakes, unrestricted by her gender in thought or deed although she has been threatened as a result of it. It's easy to understand why Neelix adored her, particularly after reading his own dark history -- including a gritty and vivid descent into drug addiction and recovery. Neelix's tale may be Taylor's greatest dramatic achievement; it contains the greatest emotional range, from the giddy joy of a birthday surprise which changed his life to the utter devastation of the holocaust that killed his family. The character is often treated as shallow comic relief on the series, but this novel gives him depth and insight. Tom Paris's story comes as a bit of a letdown: I had expected his rebellion against his famous father to go much deeper. It's hard to swallow the rapidity with which he progresses from a nearly pathological fantasy life which got three people killed to repression to admission to jail to Voyager to recovery. Like Janeway's coming to terms with her past at the end of Mosaic, the sequence is so rushed as to seem superficial, which makes me wonder whether he's even begun to resolve the issues underlying the crisis. Tuvok's is the final story in the novel, a wise choice because it's also the longest: he has a brief career in Starfleet, attempts Vulcan mental mastery, goes through pon farr and fathers four children, then experiences months of ardurous travel in the desert on a pilgrimage to sacred Mount Seleya. Sometimes he sounds very un-Vulcan -- "You do us proud, Ensign" -- and there are annoying details such as the revelation that Vulcans can't participate in many Academy sports because their superior strength gives them an unfair advantage; is the whole Federation stuck with h uman standards? It would seem so in terms of Tuvok's concerns about his kids. But it's appealing to see him in the role of father, though I'm sorry we don't learn more about his wife. I'm a bit amused that Taylor included the young Vulcan Vorik, played on the series by her son Alexander Enberg; I'm also a tad disappointed that Seven has no memories of her life among the Borg, but at the same time, it's a huge relief to read something about Voyager which barely mentions her. This isn't a novel which will please everyone, but Pathways is an entertaining and engrossing read, with far more substance than all of last season on the series. Taylor exits on a high note. --Michelle Erica Green DELTA QUADRANT 6 AN ORION PRESS VOYAGER FANZINE In the past, I read zines to quench my thirst for new and interesting Trek material. Now, the tide has turned, and I consider them essential and generally superior to the televised series. While this zine is still marred by sloppy editing, it is filled with terrific stories that should assuage any viewer's specific needs. While the artwork has always been decent in past issues, the printed reproduction always lost something in the translation. This time, however, the artwork looks great on the printed page. In "A House Divided," Andra Marie Mueller explores the offscreen scenario where Janeway asks Chakotay to be her first officer. Since this qualifies as a 'scene I'd like to see,' I thoroughly enjoyed this short vignette. J/C are the likable individuals we remember from Season One, showing both a sense of humor and the rapport needed to pull off the greatest trick of all, which is merging the Starfleet and Maquis crews. In "Ghosts," Mueller describes how Chakotay feels after the "Coda" episode, and ends this journey with J/C taking an important step forward in their relationship. Her final contribution, "A Matter of Time," messes with the timeline as J/C's daughter arrives from the future to save her parents from an assassin. Time travel stories don't interest me much, so I liked this one less than the other two stories. Brenda Shaffer-Shiring brings us "Lovers and Friends," where B'Elanna upbraids Tom Paris for not accompanying Chakotay down to the planet in "Nemesis." In the course of their discussion, Tom learns that Torres has very strong feelings for her former captain. Then, in Brenda's story "Evening Thoughts," Tuvok contemplates Kes's passing out of his life and what it means to him. BEKi not only drew the front cover, she also wrote "Fresh Deck," a first season hurt/comfort story about Tom Paris and how he is perceived by the crew. As usual, her characterization is spot on and she creates interesting new peripheral characters who managed to touch my heart by story's end. If the Voyager writers wrote Chakotay half as well as BEKi does, it would still be a damn sight better than what they've been throwing at us for the past few seasons. Morgan Stuart, author of the superb "And Not Fade Away," treats us to "Survivor's Epitaph," a dark tale where a Voyager crew in an alternate timeline is captured by the Vidiian ship from "Deadlock." This grim little epitaph visits Janeway's heart of darkness, and allows us to see a side of her you'll probably never see on the small screen. Ann Harding, a frequent contributor to this zine, brings "This Man is My Friend" to the table, which deals with Harry's emotional state after he and Tom are rescued from the Akritirian prison from "The Chute." With the right editor, this story could have packed a far more powerful emotional punch, but 34 pages full of grammatical errors made my eyes glaze over after awhile. In summary, Delta Quadrant 6 is a good fanfic collection that is well worth the money and is easily the best issue out of the six. --Elizabeth Klisiewicz MAQUIS AN ORION PRESS FANZINE This "Resistance fanzine" was excellent! Every story was good! As expected, because the subject matter concerns persons who rejected the Federation in favor of murder and mayhem, the stories are not exactly comedic, whimsical, or cute. They are serious, sometimes dispiriting, involving mature situations and circumstances. I recommend this 'zine not just for fans of the particular Maquis characters, but for anyone who enjoys well-executed drama. Once again, BEKi did the cover artwork -- a portrait of Chakotay and his younger and older brothers. "The Sons of Kolopak" by BEKi and a "A Rude Awakening" by Charles H. Shiring both offer opinions on how and why Chakotay made the choice to go from decorated Starfleet officer to wanted outlaw. Both were good expositions into the character and into possible scenarios that, based on the lack of canon information, were quite conceivable. The difference came in the environments. In "The Sons...," Chakotay the Individual returned to Dorvan V for his father's funeral and had to deal with his people's feelings that he had forsaken them for Starfleet In it we saw BEKi's version of Chakotay, intimated at in the show, but never seen except for her "Assimilation." In "A Rude...," Chakotay the officer returned to Dorvan V after his father's murder and saw and experienced firsthand why choices had to be made. "Parameters" by Robert J. Stouffer was an very interesting story which took place in an alternate ST: VOY universe and indicated how things could have turned out before and during "Caretaker." To lighten the sober mood just "a little bit," editor Brenda Shaffer-Shiring included her filk, "Vulcan Agent Man." "Charting a New Course" by Kathleen Speck and "The Needs of the Few" by Brenda Shaffer-Shiring were both introduction stories relating how Captain Kasidy Yates and Lieutenant Michael Eddington, respectively, got involved with the Maquis. Kasidy's entrance was pretty much uncomplicated as someone made her an offer she wouldn't refuse; but the story itself provided worthy insight into the character that has yet to be seen on the screen. Eddington wasn't so lucky as his tete-a-tete forced him to question who and what was right in this darkened account of events. "Big Lesson, Little Package" by Diane Bellomo was a really nice tale about a young girl who decided against joining the Maquis after learning what was expected of her and after meeting Ziyal. Finally, there was "Habeas Corpus" by Gill Marsden, a novelette featuring Sito Jaxa, Tom Riker, and Ro Laren. After escaping, Sito and Riker headed for Sito's Maquis cell where they had to make choices. This story was the best. Its length allowed for full explanations and descriptions and satisfying character development. -- Rhonda E. Green THE CAPTAIN'S CHAIR A SIMON AND SCHUSTER INTERACTIVE CD-ROM Game reviewers on the internet generally gave Captain's Chairs low marks. It's true; as a game, Captain's Chair is a bust. You boot up, you look around, you push buttons, you look around, you visit all the ships' bridges, you look around... It's not very filling fare for a computer game fan. But for joy stick-impaired techno-geeks like me, it's just fine. Captain's Chair gives the user the bridges and related areas of five starships:the original Enterprise, the Enterprise-D, the Defiant, Voyager and the Enterprise-E. The user can 'stand' at specified places on their chosen ship and look around in a 360 degree circle, plus about a 45 degree up look and a 45 degree down look range. The areas the user gets to explore are: Enterprise -- bridge only Enterprise-D -- bridge, captain's ready room, conference room Defiant -- bridge, corridors behind bridge, turbolift Voyager -- bridge, captain's ready room, conference room, turbolift Enterprise-E -- bridge only Unlike earlier Simon and Shuster interactive products, I didn't have any trouble loading this software. It appears to run fine and the user hardly needs any instructions to move about and find everything that there is to see (which is good since I didn't find any in the box other than the installation instructions and the read-me file). The user can either turn and move about by dragging the mouse cursor over the image, use the motion controlsor select a location on a map. The mouse drag would occasionally stop working, but otherwise Captain's Chair has a very user-friendly interface. Aside from looking around and getting close up views of various equipment scattered on chairs and tables and the exterior view of the ship, the user can click on the bridge stations for close-up views of control panels. But the close ups are regrettably NOT good enough to see those cute in-jokes, 20th century references and nonsense sayings written on the panels that Trek fans have heard about. Those were regrettably not included in this CD-ROM. The various control panel functions are pretty basic and most activities (which appear in a Quicktime video window) can be done from multiple places on the bridge. The user can go to warp (but only after starting the warp drive), use the thrusters, turn the ship (but only to the right), travel at impulse (but only after turning off the warp field), launch an infinite number of shuttlecraft from Tom Paris's station (just like the show!) and sundry other button pushing adventures with all the sound effects included. The replicator in Janeway's office produces dinner, but it doesn't serve anything other than 24th century deli salads and beets. The box for Captain's Chair does advertise Kate Mulgrew (along with George Takei, Michael Dorn, Jonathan Frakes and Avery Brooks). How much Kate do you get for your money (along with the others)? Not a whole lot. She narrates the automated tour of the bridge, which lasts a minute or so. Kate is also hidden in a 20-30 second Quicktime video message about her time with Star Trek: Voyager. The trick is to find the message. This message, along with the others, is one of the little surprises that the user will find whilst poking through all the control panels. The self-destruct is very amusing. When exiting the game, the user is given the option to restart, quit or look at the game credits. DO look over the credits; that's where all the fun in-jokes are and credit is given to the real heroes of Trek, the set designers and the art department. From the lurid thanky-dance to the credit for Kate's accountant, there is as much story in those credits than on the five starships. And it gives the user a chance to look over the names of and pay proper homage to the people who produced Captain's Chair. CD ROM from Simon & Schuster Interactive, developed by IMERGY, for Windows and Macintosh computers. Minimum system requirements: Windows 95: Pentium 100, 16 Mb of RAM, 256 colors (16bit color recommended), 4x CDROM, 12 Mb hard disk space. Macintosh: Power Mac, 16 Mb of RAM (24 Mb recommended), 10,500Kb free, 256 colors (thousands recommended), 4x CDROM, 12 Mb hard disk space. --Anne Davenport *** COPYRIGHT VIOLATION CORNER *** Paramount owns the financial rights ("If money is what you love, then that's what you'll receive" -- Princess Leia) but Janeway should think about suing for defamation of character. AN OLD-FASHIONED REMEDY By Patricia Leathem The Captain and Chakotay walked softly through the cave, exploring with wonder and excitement. They had been searching earlier in the day for a certain mineral that Torres has assured them would increase the engine's efficiency by at least 30%. They had been delighted early on in their search, when they found several deposits. After establishing several mining parties, Janeway and Chakotay had decided to do a little exploring of their own, to see what else this young planet might have hidden in its lush greenery and numerous caves. The cave they were now in held many exciting treasures, not to mention several bat-like creatures that hovered near them -- more out of curiosity, they hoped, than ill-intent. In an instant of sudden excitement, the creatures quickly retreated. The beating of their wings and incessant screeching at first masked a low rumble, but the echo grew. Janeway and Chakotay exchanged startled glances. They both knew the distinctive sound of falling debris. Janeway felt Chakotay's strong grip on her hand as he propelled them forward atsuch an alarming rate that she could barely keep her footing. Chakotay guided her toward the wall of the cave to avoid being pummeled by the sharp, piercing small ones. The dust in the cave was rising quickly, filling their lungs and burning their eyes. Their field of vision was becoming increasingly narrow. "Hang on, we're almost there," she heard Chakotay shout. Finally, a few rays of sunlight could be seen filtering in through the dust, and both found an extra burst of adrenaline to drive them forward. It wasn't enough. With a sickening crack, the entire ceiling collapsed, and Janeway felt herself slammed to the ground with such force that it immediately knocked the wind from her. When she had caught her breath, she looked up to see Chakotay sprawled out in front of her. As far as she could, he was unhurt. She tried to struggle to her feet, but found she was completely unable to move. She looked behind her to see that a large boulder covered one of her legs and was evidently crushing her foot, although she felt no pain. Her head began to spin and she tried to grab Chakotay's outstretched hand. He was saying something to her, but it sounded muffled and far away. She opened her mouth to speak, but her voice would not come. The blackness of the cave seemed to move in closer and closer, as though it was trying to smother her. Though she fought it, the darkness continued to overtake her rapidly until it completely encased her, and Chakotay and the cave disappeared from her vision. When she again opened her eyes, the first thing she saw was the concerned expression on Chakotay's face as he huddled near her. She tried to focus her eyes, but found that the cave walls refused to take form. She shook her head, trying to completely rid herself of the fuzziness that seemed to have invaded her brain. "Captain?" Chakotay spoke softly and gently laid a hand on her shoulder. "Are you..." "I'm fine," she managed to say. "Let's just get ourselves out of here." "That's easier said than done," Chakotay replied grimly. "The entrance to the cave is pretty clear, but I've been unable to free you." Janeway turned to look at the huge stone that held her to her place. Her foot literally disappeared under it. She was amazed that she still felt relatively little pain, knowing full well that her foot must be crushed under the ton of rock. Chakotay pointed. "If we move even one rock, it could bring the rest down on top of us -- too fragile to use a phaser." "Why can't hey just beam us out of here?" "They probably could -- if we could just communicate with them." She looked up to find Chakotay's communicator gone. She felt for her own, finding it missing also. Chakotay reached for something and held up a shiny object -- a communicator. "This one's yours," he told her. It was almost unrecognizable. "I've been trying to repair it," Chakotay admitted, "but I haven't had much luck." "Well, they are bound to come looking for us eventually. Maybe they can still get a partial signature reading from it." Chakotay put it aside. "Maybe." Janeway tried to dislodge her foot for the dozenth time. But this time was no different from the others. It stayed firmly where it was. "I don't think you should struggle, Kathryn," Chakotay softly reprimanded her. "You know it will only make it worse." "I don't know how it could get any worse," she replied bitterly. As though she had somehow challenged the fates to answer, what was left of the ceiling above them once again became unsteady, and they began to get showered with falling debris. In an instant, Chakotay leaped over to where the Captain was trapped and leaned over her to protect her from the dangerous falling rock as best he could. When the walls around them began to collapse also, Janeway grabbed Chakotay's collar. "Get yourself out of here, Chakotay!" she shouted above the din. When he did not immediately respond, she pulled him closer, so that they were eye to eye. "That's an order, Commander!" "I won't leave you here," he stated flatly, matching her intensity. "That's ridiculous, Chakotay. We'll both die!" "Then we'll both die," he stated matter-of-factly. "Besides, I've never known you to give up so easily." For what seemed hours, they huddled there together as the walls and ceiling continued to collapse around them, bit by bit. Suddenly, Janeway felt the rock around her leg give just slightly. She took the opportunity and wrenched her leg from its relentless hold. Chakotay was still bent over her. "Chakotay," she whispered, her voice desperate. Chakotay turned his head and saw that her foot was free. It took him only seconds to grab her in his arms and race towards the exit, the walls still crashing down behind them. The exit was only feet from them now. Chakotay literally threw Janeway from his arms, and she crawled out into the dim light of twilight. The wind had picked up, and was now cold and brutal. She turned back toward the mouth of the cave, and watched as it collapsed farther, followed by a thick blanket of dust. She pushed her face to the ground to avoid the heavy grit that wafted toward her. When she could no longer hear the horrendous sound of the cave in, she lifted her head slowly, blinking. Her heart began to thunder inside her chest when she did not immediately see Chakotay. She called out to him, but got no response. Then she saw him. He lay motionless, just past the entrance to the cave. She realized then, that he was still in danger. She knew she had to move him away, or the still-fragile rock structure around the cave could crush him. As she crawled closer, she could see that blood was flowing freely from his forehead, almost completely obscuring his tattoo. She was almost close enough to touch him, when the unbearable, agonizing pain shot up from her leg and overtook her entire body. She heard a scream and realized, to her horror, that it was her own. She lay on the ground paralyzed with pain. But what was uppermost in her mind was getting Chakotay out of danger. She continued to crawl toward him, slowly and steadily. When at last she reached him, she pulled herself up to him, and wiped away a good portion of the blood. His wound was serious, there was no doubt about that. It might even be fatal, if they didn't get back to Voyager soon. She was weighing the risk of moving him when she heard his soft moan. "Chakotay? Can you hear me?" She tapped his cheek vigorously trying to get him to come around. She was finding it harder and harder to ignore her own pain. Suddenly, Chakotay's eyes flickered open and he stared at her. She breathed a sigh of relief and smiled. "It's about time, Commander. C'mon, we've got to get out of here." Supporting each other, they crawled as far as they could from the cave, finally collapsing in exhaustion. Chakotay put his arm around her shoulders. They watched in horror and in awe as the cave gave way entirely, as though it had never existed. The realization of their near-miss was just sinking in, when the familiar and much welcomed tingle of the transporter surrounded them. Janeway felt the warmth of the ship on her face, and released the breath she'd been holding in. She looked over at Chakotay, smiled at him -- and promptly passed out. Janeway was startled back into consciousness by the Doctor's grim face hovering inches above her own. "Ah, Captain. You're awake." Janeway turned away from the bright lights above her. She knew she was obviously in sickbay, but could not quite pinpoint the reason. She tried to pull the memory to her, but the only image she could manage to summon was that of...bats. As she tried to make sense of this strange image, the Doctor continued to scan her. "What happened?" she asked groggily, rubbing her temple fiercely. "It seems you and the Commander had yet another brush with death this afternoon." As he spoke these words, the events of the day became crystal clear in her mind. She heard the doors his open, and Chakotay was instantly by her side. "Doctor?" he questioned as he laid a hand on Janeway's shoulder. He looked down at her and smiled. She tried hard to smile back, but decided the struggle was too great, and merely grimaced. "How are you, Commander?" Janeway asked with effort. The Doctor answered for him. "He's fine, Captain. A minor concussion. You, on the other hand, did not fare as well." "What do you mean, Doctor?" Janeway asked. Both she and Chakotay studied him closely as he answered. "Captain, I've anesthetized your leg from the knee down. There isn't much left of it, to be blunt. But, I should be able to replicate and replace most of the tissue and bone..." "I want to see it," Janeway blurted out. "I wouldn't advise that, Captain," the Doctor replied calmly. "I'll be fine. I want to see it!" Janeway said much more firmly. She struggled to sit up. The Doctor stood looking annoyed, and slightly perplexed. He looked to Chakotay for assistance. Chakotay pushed Janeway back down. "Do you trust me?" he asked firmly. "Of course I trust you, Chakotay," she replied, "with my life." "Then trust me know -- and follow the Doctor's advice. You know you're in good hands." She sighed deeply. "You're right. I am sorry, Doctor. Please, continue." "Thank you," the Doctor said grudgingly, "I'll, of course, have to perform very delicate surgery. And hopefully, when I'm finished, Captain, you will be able to walk again. However, you will have to take the appropriate steps during recovery, and follow my instructions precisely." "Understood, Doctor," she said quietly. She laid her head back and tried to relax. "Please, proceed." She watched as he filled the hypospray and prepared for surgery. She lay quietly as he pushed the hypo to her neck. She felt her eyes growing heavy, but before surrendering to the medication, she took one last look at Chakotay. He gave her a reassuring nod, and smiled. She returned his smile, took a deep, cleansing breath, and allowed her eyes to close. Once she was asleep, the Doctor turned to gather his instruments. Chakotay gently grabbed his wrist. "I'm expecting a miracle from you, Doctor. You know that." "I fully intend to give you one, Commander," he replied. "Of course, if you and the Captain and the rest of the crew would take my advise more often, and use more precautionary measures, I would not have to perform these miracles quite so often -- especially the Captain. In my opinion, she takes far too many risks with her life. If just once, she would stay out of danger's way and let the others do the exploring..." Chakotay smiled. "Doctor, if you could get her to do that, now that would be a miracle." As Chakotay walked down the corridor toward the Captain's quarters, he silently wondered what he might find when he got there. Yesterday's surgery had been successful, but the Doctor had ordered the Captain off-duty indefinitely. Rest was essential to her recovery, he had explained to her. Yet, she was resistant to being confined in sickbay. The Doctor had finally relented and released her to her quarters, with direct orders to stay off her feet. Chakotay stopped in front of her door, and pushed the button. "Come in," he heard the Captain's surprisingly cheerful voice reply. The doors slid open and Chakotay stepped inside. He was not surprised to see numerous computer padds and even a tricorder or two scattered on the table in front of her. She looked up and greeted him. "I know," she said, holding up a conciliatory hand, "I'm supposed to take it easy." Chakotay shook his head and held up the tray he had brought with him. "I brought dinner, because I know you, and I know you might not eat if I didn't." He didn't give her a chance to answer. "It comes straight from Le Chateau de Neelix. Your favorite entree so I'm told." "Perfect," she replied. "And I hope," she continued, "that you brought enough for two because I hate to eat alone." Chakotay nodded and went about setting the table. When he was finished, he walked to her and held out his arm. "Ma'am." "Sir," she replied, and firmly grabbed on to his arm. With as much grace as possible, she hobbled to the table. She took a minute to look it over and turned to Chakotay. "Very impressive, Commander." He helped her sit down and walked to the other side of the table. "But wait, there's more," he said, and reached behind him. He pulled out a bottle of wine from behind his back, and held it out to her. "2369." He uncorked it, and poured it into glasses. He sat across from her and held his glass high. "Cheers." "Cheers," she replied, and they clinked glasses. Over the next few minutes, they sat quietly, enjoying the meal that Neelix had so lovingly prepared for them. Chakotay was pleased to see the Captain had not lost her appetite. A comfortable silence permeated the room. Chakotay was the first to break that silence. "Kathryn," he questioned. She looked up. Do you ever worry about what we might find if...when we get home? How we'll...fit in." She sat silently for a minute before answering. "Well, we'll no doubt have some adjusting to do, as will our friends and families. There has probably been births, deaths...," she paused, " ...marriages, even wars we've not been privy to, but I think it's worth the risk." Then she stopped suddenly, as if gaining new insight into his question. "If you're worried about what will happen to the Maquis, I assure you..." He stopped her there. "I'm not," he stated firmly, then chuckled. " The wine just makes me a little philosophical, I guess." He looked up to see she wasn't buying it, and seemed to be waiting for a further explanation. He knew he'd have to give her one. "It's just that sometimes," and he held up his hand and reiterated, " just sometimes, it feels right...being here. Being out here." She dipped her eyes away from his gaze, as if gathering her own thoughts. When she looked up, she wore a familiar half-grin on her face. She met his gaze again, and with an acquiescent sigh, replied quietly, " Sometimes." She smiled broadly now, and emptied the last of the wine from her glass. Chakotay rose to fill both their glasses, and when the last drop fell into his glass, he held the empty bottle up for her to see. "No wonder you're so philosophical," she teased. He sat again, and began to fill her in on the events of the day which he knew riddled her with curiosity. He specifically told her how everything was being handled, so she would not feel the need to make decisions. As he spoke, he noticed that she had not responded, or even made a sound in the last few minutes. He looked over at her, and became alarmed. She had placed both of her palms flat on the table and had gone quite pale. Her eyes were unfocused and her breathing shallow. He was at her side immediately. "Kathryn? What is it? What's wrong?" She sighed heavily, looked at him curiously, and then waved him off. "Nothing, Chakotay. I'm fine. I think I just ate too much." She sat back in her chair. "Or perhaps...drank too much." "Whatever the case, Kathryn, you need to rest." He helped her to stand and began to guide her to the sofa by the window, when she suddenly gripped his arm tighter and nearly passed out. He grabbed her before she hit the floor, and lifted her onto the sofa. She laid back and closed her eyes. Chakotay slapped his combadge. "Chakotay to sickbay." It was only seconds later that the Doctor's voice replied, although it seemed much longer. "Yes, Commander. What can I do for you?" "The Captain needs something for the pain. Please bring it to her quarters immediately." Chakotay was surprised when the Captain did not argue. "Aye, Commander. I'm on my way." He turned to her "Kathryn, if the pain was getting to you, why didn't you say something?" he asked, his voice sounding more stern and angry than he had intended. "Oh, that's right, you're indestructible. I forgot." She opened her eyes long enough to shoot him an icy glare, then snapped them shut again. Chakotay found himself pacing while he waited for the Doctor's arrival. When the door chimed, he practically yanked the Doctor inside. "Nice to see you, too, Commander," the Doctor quipped, but walked directly to the Captain. He took out his medical tricorder and began to scan her vital signs. Then he simply stated, "Captain, you needed only to ask if the pain was..." He stopped abruptly, mid-sentence when the Captain opened her eyes and stared at him with a look he didn't quite understand. He understood enough, however, not to finish his sentence. He administered the medicine, and almost instantly, relief washed over Janeway's face. "That should help, Captain. Please let me know if the pain continues." "Thank you, Doctor," she replied and smiled. "I feel better already." Chakotay walked him to the door. Quietly he asked, "Is there anything else I could do for he to make her more comfortable?" "Well, Commander," he began as he looked over at the empty wine bottle and two place-settings at the table, "you might try an old-fashioned remedy." "An...old-fashioned remedy?" he questioned tentatively. "Yes. I am speaking of the art...of massage." "Massage?" "Yes. I've been studying alternative healing techniques. It's quite effective, I assure you. It will serve to loosen and relax the muscles, and probably help her get back on her feet a lot sooner." "Massage?" Chakotay again repeated, this time mostly to himself. " Thank you, Doctor," he replied and ushered him out the door. Chakotay slowly turned back to look at the Captain. She still lay on the sofa, but now she was no longer pretending not to feel any pain. It was evident on her face. He walked over and sat down at the opposite end of the sofa. "Feeling better?" he asked. "A little," she replied. She obviously had noticed the rather odd expression on his face, and prodded, "What is it, Chakotay?" He cleared his throat. "The Doctor has suggested a supplemental treatment plan." "Supplemental?" she asked, curiosity rising in her voice. "Yes." Chakotay did not explain further. He simply lifted her foot onto his lap, and removed it from the device that held it motionless. Gently, at first, and then a bit more firmly, he did as the Doctor suggested. The Captain stared at him for a moment, open-mouthed. After a minute, she pulled her foot away. "Thank you, Chakotay, but you don't have to..." "Kathryn," he stated firmly, "would you please, for once, stop being so stubborn, and let me help you?!" He did not give her the chance to refuse, too the injured limb back into his grip, and continued to massage it. "Doctor's orders, huh?" she said lightly, as she laid her head against the pillow, smiling. He did not reply, concentrating his full attention on his task, being careful not to cause her any more pain. He did look up long enough to see her relaxed expression. He smiled to himself. Soon after, he heard her light, even breathing and realized she had fallen asleep. He gently put her foot back into the protective device, and snapped it shut. He rose and pulled a blanket over her. "Sleep well, Kathryn," he said quietly, and gently squeezed her hand. She responded with a contented sigh. He quietly put the dished into the replicator, and tip-toed toward the door -- looking back one more time to make sure she was comfortable. "Computer, lights out." The lights dimmed and he was about to exit, when a thought occurred to him. "Computer, what time is the wake-up call set for?" "The wake-up call is set for 06:00 hours," the computer's even voice answered. The Captain stirred slightly at the computer's voice, but fell back asleep. "Computer," Chakotay said in a low voice, "Delete wake-up call." He walked to the table in front of the sofa and gathered the tricorders, computer padds, and other ship's paraphernalia in his arms, and slipped out the door. Chakotay knew that the Captain would be furious with him tomorrow -- but that was tomorrow. UNFORGIVABLE By Em Wycedee Personal log, stardate 51818.6. There's a note on my table dated this week. I wonder if it's a joke, even though it's in my handwriting and I analyzed the ink -- which is from the one pen I own, given to me by Kathryn as a birthday present. She said I should sign my artwork in ink. So I made her a sand painting and signed it on the back, with aninscription. But I can't think about that right now. The note is an account of a love affair I supposedly had with a woman named Kellin. It's very detailed, though it looks like it was written in haste, and things get a little fuzzy at the end...like I was having trouble remembering. It never happened. I'm sure of it. I don't remember anything, not the woman nor her ship, not her entire species. I tell myself in the first paragraph of the note that that's going to happen -- I'm going to forget her and everything about her -- but that doesn't make it any easier to believe. Because I don't want to believe it. It's got nothing to do with Kellin. She seems like an interesting enough woman. Just my type, scientific background, works in a command position. In trouble for standing up for what she believes in. Sounds familiar. I describe at length her long blonde hair and big eyes, and how forward she was...just my type, a little too much. Like Riley, and like Seska when I first met her. I make the same mistakes with women over and over; Kathryn's been my exception. There's no way I'd throw out what I have with her just because I met some young blonde. Is there? I can't figure out how Kellin was manipulating me, but if she could wipe out my memories, I'm sure she could control my brain in other ways. Maybe she made up the whole story and stuck it in my head, or fed it to me the way she did the first time, telling me we'd fallen in love before. It can't be true. I don't want it to be true. Kellin's not the problem: it's me. I don't want to be the man in this story. And I can't believe that Kathryn's the other woman in this story. "Other woman" is the wrong phrase, really; she's not a woman at all to hear me tell it, not in any sense that matters. She's my commanding officer, that's it. I don't feel anything for her other than loyalty. She pushes me straight into Kellin's arms, and I go. I'm not that kind of man. I'm not someone who'd decide a fling with an alien could be more satisfying than my relationship with my closest companion and respected leader. I know she has feelings for me which she won't act on -- I've known that for almost as long as I've known I loved her. I'm not happy about it, but I've accepted it, and it doesn't change my feelings for her -- even when another woman catches my eye, or when I sometimes think about forcing the issue with Kathryn, one way or another. I said in this note to myself that I fell in love with Kellin twice. I called that love? A few conversations about how she wants me, a tussle on my couch behind the back of the woman I think of as my savior? Am I really so pathetic? So desperate to feel wanted in an old-fashioned macho sense that I'll fall all over any woman who says she needs me? Like a boy who doesn't know who or what he's about. It's grotesque -- a parody of love out of a dirty holozine. Paris must have been behind this somehow. I know he's having some problems with B'Elanna, she told me he's been going on about needing space and wanting freedom. This sounds like a fantasy of yours, Tom -- meeting a beautiful woman who already thinks you're strong and powerful and virile, who's in love with you for heroic deeds you can't even remember doing. When you ask your steady girlfriend how she feels about you getting it on with the new one, she doesn't even react. So you have a responsibility-free fling with someone who forgets all about you afterwards, which is hard on your ego but at least you won't even have to remember the pain of parting. Then you write down your memories as a souvenir for when you need to gratify yourself. A dream affair that no one ever has to know about. The oblivious chaste soulmate can be kept in the dark. And no possibility of latent responsibilities or paternity issues later on. Whoever wrote this fantasy went into excruciating detail. Snippets of conversations with Harry about Seven. A long account of rescuing Kellin from her ship, after she hailed me by name on the bridge. The Doctor treating her in sickbay, specific notes about her injuries. The captain hovering around but also shoving me at Kellin, almost as if she wanted me to get together with the woman. Telling me I'd better decide whether I trust Kellin before I figure out if I want her around forever. Not one word about how she really feels. I can't stand reading those parts. Is she that timid? Not my Kathryn. No. And the idiotic things I say! Kellin tells me we've met before, I gush that I'm sure I would remember if we had. She keeps announcing that she's in love with me, I keep blushing like a first-year cadet. Getting romantic advice from Neelix, of all people. Crawling all over Kellin in access hatchways. We have stupid conversations about what food I like and how I helped her on her mission -- me, me, me, that's all we ever talk about. I don't know anything about her from this note, really, other than what she looked like and how her narrow-minded, isolationist species behaves. At the end I claim I wrote this down because pen and paper are the only things that won't be affected by the memory wipe, which works on people and machines alike. I understand how a targeted computer virus might work, but a species whose readings can't be retained in the synapses of other races? I'm going to have to ask the Doctor whether this is even theoretically possible, or whether there would be repressed memories in all of us. It sure sounds phony to me. You know what the last thing I wrote is? "Love works in mysterious ways." That sounds more like something Neelix would say while trying to cheer up a lovesick junior officer. I must have had some kind of alien virus affecting my brain. I look in the mirror and I'm not sure who I am anymore. I've taken some weight off since I started playing hoverball with B'Elanna again, and the Doc's anti-aging treatments have made my hair turn back to black from the salt-and-pepper that was starting to come in when I was in the Maquis. I know it's important that we stay healthy for as long as possibly on a mission which could be as long as this one, but those treatments seem wrong to me somehow. Like I'm trying to deny who I am, how old I am, how much of my life I've lived. I don't want to start over. I got a second chance already, when we were stranded out here. I have no interest in throwing that away, turning into some guy whose spirituality and background don't matter anymore. I'm defined by my ancestry, my beliefs, the people I love. Take those away and I'm nobody. An angry warrior. I wonder whether Kathryn's been letting the Doctor perform the anti-aging procedures on her. They can have unpleasant effects -- hormone surges, jitteriness, things she can't afford as a starship captain. It seems to me that she's aged recently -- not her appearance, but her attitude. Her decision not to let Seven harness Omega energy seemed very out of character with the woman I first met in this quadrant, the one who destroyed the Array. She keeps saying that the final frontier has barriers which shouldn't be crossed -- that's not my Kathryn. But it also is my Kathryn, the one who shut me out after New Earth, who's still shutting me out. Maybe I do recognize Captain Janeway in this story. I just don't want to. I wonder what she'd say if I showed her this -- I'd like to believe it would upset her, but it might make my worst fears come true: she might dismiss me to find happiness wherever I can. It would be worse than finding out she never felt anything for me at all. Paper burns. Without this accounting, no one need ever remember -- not even me. I'm going to go light a candle, and pray for purification. LUNCH DATE AT THE JOURNEY'S END By Candace Hill "This is it." Captain Kathryn Janeway and First Officer Chakotay of the Federation Starship Voyager looked up at the tall office building. 'Chronowerx' said a large, pretentious sign at the top. She pointed the tricorder directly at the sign. "The timeship is in there, or I should say up there." After watching so many people walking down the streets talking into what looked like old-style communicators, the captain was no longer trying to hide her mini-computer. Chakotay put his hands on his hips and breathed a quiet sigh, "Now we just have to figure out how to get at it." "Oh, it shouldn't be too difficult," said the captain sounding confident. "We'll just go in the front door and up the . . . whatever they have in this time, and look until we find it. The key is to act like you know exactly where you are and that you have a perfect right to be there. Works every time." "Is that what they teach in the command seminars at the Academy?" Chakotay teased. "Oh, no!" She pretended to take him seriously as they crossed the street and walked up to a pleasant open plaza at the foot of the skyscraper. "The demanding school of experience. Which also teaches that the fewer people around to see you the better. What time to people leave their work here?" Chakotay looked at his watch, and had to think for the smallest moment about how to read it. It's two o'clock now, most workers are done at five or six, if I remember my social history right." He motioned to a bench by the fountain and they both sat down. "That sounds right to me, too." She looked at his watch. "Did the computer give you that? It seems quite elaborate for a clock." He took it off to show her. "It's a wristwatch, see here, a Rolex. No, I told the computer to give me a personal item that was easily exchangeable for currency. It's an old Jim Kirk trick. If you must time-travel, have something that you can sell for money if you need to." "Chakotay!" His captain looked surprised; "Didn't you get any money?" "Certainly, Tom Paris made sure of that, but you never know how much you need or how long it will last. Better to be prepared. That's the Maquis school of experience." He looked at the watch again as he slipped it on his wrist. "Six o'clock. It seems we have a few hours to kill. What did people do for a break in 20th Century Los Angeles." He said this looking at her full in the face, with a hint of a smile. It meant that he was pleased to have some free time to spend with her. Kathryn thought about that and smiled back. She had to admit she felt the same way. Especially after spending the morning tracking down a crazy 26th Century timepilot and then the now wealthy opportunist who had stolen the ship that had brought Voyager back to an Earth several hundred years before she was born. This was why she had always tried so hard to avoid time travel. It took constant figuring just to remember exactly when and where and how you were. Looking over her first officer's shoulder she had an idea. "Commander Chakotay, as we do seem to have some time to spare before saving Earth from destruction, would you like to have lunch with me?" "Captain," He turned around to look behind him. "Are you offering me real food? In a restaurant?" "Why not?" She now smiled broadly, "Twentieth century, home-grown, freshly cooked, off the menu, and you can have anything you want!" Within a few moments they were seated at a comfortable table in a large multi-level restaurant decorated with many plants. The waiter had given Kathryn a special menu listing just the varieties of coffee served. She was deciding if she could risk a double-expresso with an extra shot when the breadbasket appeared. It looked wonderful, with rye rolls, sourdough slices, lavosh crackers, and even a baking-powdered biscuit. And there was butter. Real butter. Chakotay noticed her look of weakness. He leaned over and whispered, "Kathryn, you only visit the twentieth century once, you can indulge yourself a bit." "You're right. An iced coffee please," she ordered, "your largest salad and more bread." Chakotay closed his menu. "I'll have the same, with your roasted vegetable risotto, but bring me a Coca Cola." "Coca Cola?" asked Kathryn. "Ancient drink of my people," he replied. When Kathryn Janeway allowed herself a few moments reflection, on those nights she did not find sleep quickly enough after a day of exploring unknown space, she would remember this lunch. Had they really laughed so much? They had recalled good restaurants on different planets and bad ones on space stations. She had wondered aloud if they could send Mr. Neelix here for a few lessons or at least to experience an authentic human meal. Could they take the leftover bread back to Voyager, or was that allowed? It was a moot point; they buttered every slice and ate every crumb. Too soon it seemed the now very patient waiter rolled up a dessert cart. Chakotay had the flan, and it reminded him so much of his childhood that he told her some touching stories, ones she had not heard on New Earth. Kathryn had surprised him by ordering the triple layer cappuccino fudge cake. But she knew that he would share it with her. As they took turns digging out forkfuls of frosted cake she had thought that she couldn't remember when a meal had been so pleasing, and relaxing, and romantic. She liked sitting across the table from Chakotay, enjoyed the frank way he looked at her. And she noticed that more than one woman had walked by their table looking very closely at him and with envy at her. When the bill had come they decided leave the waiter a little something extra. The one hundred dollar bill did look so neat sitting in the folder next to the check. "Thank you for the lovely lunch, Kathryn." Chakotay seemed to almost glow with good will. "Let's walk around the plaza, we have another hour to go and if I sit down, I'll fall asleep." "You won't save the future that way, Commander." His captain teased as she turned to scout the area. She stopped a moment and then put her hand on his arm. "I think I see another place where you might like to go. Look there, across that street." She pointed through the plaza. "What do you see?" Chakotay peered through the trees and hanging planters. "McDonalds?" "No, on the other side. That store, there." She began to walk briskly in that direction. He had to increase his step to keep up with her. When they got to the corner he could see the sign. "Oh, Kathryn, a bookstore!" He reached out to hold her arm so that she wouldn't walk into the traffic. Once they were in the store he couldn't believe his eyes. Never had he smelled so much paper in his life. Never had he seen so many books, and never had he ever seen a book that looked like it was new. There were stacks, piles, shelves, tables, counters full of books, and what could be, yes. magazines! Kathryn walked all the way inside to the center of the store and then turned to him, arms upraised, her eyes flashing. "Chakotay, we have exactly one hour before we are due to go back across the street. This purse has room in it for my tricorder and perhaps two small books, one for each of us. Meet me at the door at six o'clock." With that she turned away and soon disappeared deep into the bookshelves. Chakotay let himself wander. Many years later, when he at last had a home of his own, with a shelf for books and a big chair to sit and read them in, he would remember that magic hour. He spent most of it looking at the covers of the magazines, almost afraid to touch the fragile paper and ink. There were magazines about every subject he could think of, and a few subjects that were very strange indeed. He looked at a few science magazines and had to chuckle. When he remembered to look at his watch he realized that he had better find the section that would have the book he wanted. When he did find the author he was looking for he was astounded by choices. There were collections, special editions, quotations, biographies and on the bottom shelf, there was a small volume, only $12.95, just the right size for Kathryn's bag. When he met her at the counter she had already made her purchase and was very carefully wrapping the paper bag around it and positioning it in her purse. She was smiling softly, as if she had met an old friend that had brought on wistful memories. He did the same to his book and handed it to her. She tucked them in together, side by side. "What did you get?" he asked her, eager to know what she considered such a treasure. "I'll show you when we get back to Voyager," she said, and quickly became hiscaptain again, forthright, courageous, ready to fix this mess and go on to the next one. "Right now, we have a job to do if we are ever going to see our home time again." Which, as we all know, they did. And during one rare month of quiet, when no one in the Delta Quadrant was trying to steal their ship or blow them to bits, they made another lunch date. This time in the holodeck, a quiet coffeehouse with soft music, and they read to each other from their books. Now here is the question: Which books did Kathryn Janeway and Chakotay buy, and why? INTROSPECTION by Heather Swails McCarron It was just the way she remembered Earth's ocean. Maybe the water was more purple than blue, but it magnified the size of her submerged feet the same way, making them appear slightly bigger than they really were. The waves rolled the same way, forward and back inexorably according to the waxing and waning of the moon, tugging on her legs and pulling the pale sand out from under her feet, so that she hadd to shift her position every once in a while to keep upright. The air had the same salty taste she remembered, and it made her hair feel the same sticky way. The water lapped her skin in the same gentle manner it always did after the waves broke and spread out over the sand. The heat licked away the liquid as quickly, and left a thin white residue of brine crystal on her skin, just as it always did on Earth. But this wasn't Earth. Above her, twin stars moved across the sky instead of one, and a gigantic blue moon was visible day and night in the perpetually lavender sky. Instead of Cassiopei and Orion rising and falling over the vault of sky, there were other star patterns with alien names she couldn't even imagine. She might have ignored the sky and imagined, just for a moment, that this was Earth, and that she was standing on her favorite beach with the warm Pacific waters rolling around her legs. It might have been easy. It had been so long. Maybe she had forgotten the details. Maybe the oceans of Earth were purple, and she only imagined they were blue. But she couldn't quite reconcile herself with the blue sand. It was just too strange. Too alien. She could never imagine this on Earth, no matter how faded her memories. She scanned the young people laughing in the cool waters of the alien sea. They had been born among the stars and never known Earth, nor, for that matter, any of the other planets their parents had come from. Yet, they called these places "home." But what did that really mean to them, she wondered. Standing in the purple surf, with the water beginning to soak the bottom edges of her pant legs that she had rolled to just below her knees, an all too familiar twang wrenched her soul. The thought saddened her. Home. It will be as alien to them as this blue sand is to me. She looked down into the water and saw that her feet had been sucked under the alien sand. Her blue eyes watered. If they ever get there. She fought the tears back, struggling to maintain the stalward dignity she still felt compelled to maintain because of her position. "Mother! Look what I've found!" She looked up, pulled her feet from the sandy burrow the waves had dug for them. A spray of indigo moved into her line of vision as a petite, dark-haired girl held up an alien sea creature for her inspection. Eyes that were the same deep blue as her own swept admiringly over the creature. The lavendar light reflected up into the young face by the purple water made the delicate, swirling tattoo on her temple appear bolder than usual. The girl had insisted upon the decoration, in recognition of her father's people. "It looks like a sea urchin, doesn't it mother?" Like the ones you showed me in the tidepools on the holodeck." And it did look like one. The same forbidding-looking spines. The same indescribable coloration. And yet, a whole galaxy apart from one another. She nodded approvingly, a smile tugging at the corners of her lips as she took the angled creature from the little hands that were the same cinnamon color as the girl's father's hands. She turned the creature over and over in her own hands, her long. slender fingers cradling its body gently as she studied it. Her scientist's eye could discern no apparent difference between the alien version and the Terran one, although her scientist's brain told her that it was very different. But, somehow, this little creature, looking so much like its Earthly cousin, comforted her. The girl's little hands reached out for the creature. "I should put it back," the girl half whispered, as though afraid that talking too loud would startle the creature, "before it gets dried out." She released the creature into the girl's brown hands, smiled the gentle smile that had captured the attention of the girl's father so many years ago. It hurt her the most to think that the girl -- her girl -- was growing up without knowing the planet that her mother loved so much. And the next moment, she felt irrationally guilty about implanting the vision in the girl. Was it a hopeless vision? Had she set this child up for disappointment? The girl started to walk away toward the line of jagged rocks that marked the edge of the alien tide pools, but then stopped and turned, the water sloshing up over her knees and leaving a broad wet stain around the bottom edge of her royal blue tunic. The light of the twin suns glinted off the silver and gold badge that hung on the left side of the girl's chest. "I'm going to designate this creature as a sea urchin in my catalogue. I know it doesn't have the same biological structure, but it does appear the same as the Earth sea urchins you showed me," she reported. "Urchinis TerrRixa, I think I'll call it." She nodded, her eyes flashing blue with pride as she watched the girl, tall and lithe, retreat to the tidal pools. She watched her place the Earthlike creature gently back into the water. Another smile tugged at her lips as she watched her girl wad slowly through the shallow pool, tricorder in hand, her single pocket bulging with her catalogue padd and a small bio scanner. She watched as the girl put the tricorder aside, rested precariously on the apex of a jutting tooth of stone, and retrieved another creature from the bottom of the tidal pool. "It's a good name, don't you think, Kathryn? Terra for its similarity to an Earth urchin, Rixa in recognition of its home planet." She shifted her balance again on the blue sand under the waves, flashed a glance up into his brown face. She hadn't realized he was standing there so close, she had been so lost in her thoughts. But he was used to that and rarely interrupted her introspections. He didn't begrudge her those moments. He had given up long ago, she knew, on trying to convince her that her introspection only made th ings more difficult for her. He had realized that she needed them like a planet needs its orbit -- something greater than and beyond herself to follow, even if it meant sometimes being hit broadside by an asteroid. He smiled down into her blue eyes. The twin sunlight played over her red-brown hair, and he reached a big brown hand out and tucked a stray wisp behind her ear. "Like her mother before her, she'll always know Earth as her home. No matter where she is, it'll be home to her, even if she never actually sees it," he said. "Look, she has already found a piece of Earth here. She's attracted to it because it is like home." She scanned his face, taken briefly off guard by how accurately he had read her thoughts. But then, she shouldn't have been so surprised. He always could guess her thoughts, and she could do the same with him. It came with knowing each other well. His eyes moved from her face to peer over the top of her head at the slender girl in royal blue bending over the tidal pool. The girl's fingers, long like her mother's and dark like his, danced over the tricorder. A glint of pride shifted across his expression. Even at her young age, his daughter was already quite an accomplished scientist, and she was turning out to be something of a leader, too. Just like her mother. He shifted his gaze from the girl and returned his attention to the blue eyes searching his face. He took one of her slender hands. "Earth is your legacy to her. Our legacy. Even if she never sees it, it is a part of her because it is a part of us." She averted her eyes, lashes sweeping downward as she studied the purple water swirling around her feet, and the blue sand beyond, her toes white against the alien grains. Tears collected again at the corners of her eyes as a realization hit her with the force of a meteor hitting a thick planetary atmosphere. "I'm afraid I'm losing it," she confessed, finally coming to a full understanding of the real source of her present disquietude. "After all this time, it doesn't seem real anymore. It's a dream." A gentle smile skimmed his face and he brushed his thumbs lightly over her cheeks, stopping in mid stream the wet trails that had begun to flow from the blue pools of her eyes. The twin sunlight glinted off his graying hair, making it shine like lavender mica. "If it was, Kathryn, we wouldn't be here right now, because we would have stopped a long time ago." He looked up into the lavender sky, shot through with the blue and gold light of the binary stars. "But Voyager is up there, and we'll be on our way again, just as we always are, because we have someplace to go. We have Earth to go to. And it is you, Kathryn, who have kept that goal alive for us all, and passed it on to our children." She allowed her eyes to survey the sky, and she smiled, feeling encouraged by his words. He was right. Right about it all. He bent, kissed her lightly on the top of her head. "For now, I expect you to follow your own orders and get some R & R." He chuckled, noticing some of the younger children playing in the blue sand on the beach, where they were piling up what were started to look like ramparts. "So, what do you say, Captain?" He tugged gently on her arm and pulled her out of the purple surf onto the beach, smiling playfully as he lead her toward the children. "How about a nice blue sand castle?" *** A NOW VOYAGER AUCTION *** Now Voyager is pleased to once again to offer exclusively to its members the opportunity to bid on items sent by Kate Mulgrew to raise funds for charity and club operations. Funds will be donated to: Incarnation Children's Center. Items for bid: 1. Complete Set - Season 1 Series II (#1-90) - Chase (special inserts) Cards not included (unsigned) (donated by Margaret Hill) 2. Complete Set - Season 1 Series III (#91 -190) - Chase (special inserts) Cards not included (unsigned) (donated by Margaret Hill) 3. Cast Photo - Season 4 - Kate Mulgrew signed (donated by Kate Mulgrew) 4. Season 4 Individual Cast Photos (all) - Janeway signed by Kate Mulgrew - others are unsigned (donated by Paramount Pictures) 5. Script - Resistance - Kate Mulgrew signed (script donated by Lolita Fatjo and Paramount Pictures) 6. Script - Resolutions - Kate Mulgrew signed (script donated by Lolita Fatjo and Paramount Pictures) 7. 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Voyager Comic Book #14 February 98 - Kate Mulgrew signed (donated by Michelle Green) 27. Brentwood News newspaper- announcing "Mayor" Mulgrew - Kate Mulgrew signed (donated by Kate Mulgrew) 28. Heartbeat Publicity Photo (B&W) - Kate Mulgrew, Gail Strickland, Laura Johnson - Kate Mulgrew signed (photo donated by Alana Voeller) 29. Heartbeat Publicity Photo (B&W) - Kate Mulgrew, Laura Johnson - Kate Mulgrew signed (photo donated by Alana Voeller) 30. Heartbeat Publicity Photo (B&W) - Kate Mulgrew, Ben Masters - Kate Mulgrew signed (photo donated by Alana Voeller) 31. Plaque - 8 x 10 photo mounted on faux marble with brass plaque. Limited Edition 595/995 - Kate Mulgrew signed 32. 1975 Star Trek (original series) Official Space Emblems Fabric Patches - Individually packaged Uhura; McCoy; Spock ; Enterprise -ship; Starship Enterprise; Command Badge emblems (3). (donated by Randi Dackerman) Bidding Rules and fine print 1. All bidding is done with bid increments, which vary from item to item. Minimum bid is set by the club. 2. To place a bid, simply select the item from the bid form and write in your MAXIMUM amount you are willing to pay for an item. Bids will be made on your behalf as necessary as other bidders increase the bid price. (You will never bid more than your maximum, or more than the necessary preset bid increment to outbid other bidders.) Example: item A has a minimum bid of $30 and bid increment of $5. Member 1 bids a maximum of $100 dollars. Member 2 bids a maximum of $80 and Member 3 bids a maximum of $85. Member 1 would get the item with a bid of $90. (Highest bidder wins = cost of item second highest bid plus increment) 3. In the event of a tie, each bidder is asked to fill in the "in case of tie" $_____ ." (whole dollar amounts only!) If this item is left blank your high bid will be your final bid. 4. Bids will be accepted until September 16, 1998. Any bids postmarked AFTER September 16, 1998 will be eliminated from consideration. 5. Only bids in WHOLE dollar amounts only accepted. Any bids received not in WHOLE dollars (U.S) amounts will be rounded DOWN. 6. Bids will be opened by a non-participating club chairperson. The date of the unsealing is September 21, 1998. 7. In order to allow as many members as possible to participate, no one member will be allowed to outbid on more than 2 items. In the unlikely case that this should occur, the high bidder will be allowed his/her preference on one or two favorites, the remainder will be awarded to the next highest bidder(s). 8. U.S. winners must submit FULL payment by check or money order by October 15, 1998. Bids not forwarded by said date will be voided and the items awarded to the next highest bidder. Your awards will be shipped via insured mail as soon as your funds clear the bank. Winning bids outside the United States will be given an alternative deadlines based on distance and accessibility of U.S. Funds. 9. E-MAIL BIDS WILL NOT BE ACCEPTED. All entries must be mailed. 10. Bids may only be submitted by Now Voyager members in good standing at the date of the unsealing on September 21, 1998. 11. Questions about the auction may be submitted with SASE to or directed by e-mail to jeannier@ix.netcom.com or Jeanne2121@aol.com. RETURN THIS Items for bid - Minimum bid: Please see corresponding number on Flyer for details: 1. Complete Set - Season 1 Series II (#1-90) MINIMUM BID: $5.00 (BID INCREMENT $1.00) MAXIMUM BID IN CASE OF TIE 2. Complete Set - Season 1 Series III (#91 -190) MINIMUM BID: $5.00 (BID INCREMENT $1.00) MAXIMUM BID IN CASE OF TIE 3. Cast Photo - Season 4 - Kate Mulgrew signed MINIMUM BID: $5.00 (BID INCREMENT $1.00) MAXIMUM BID IN CASE OF TIE 4. Season 4 Individual Cast Photos (all) - Janeway signed by Kate Mulgrew MINIMUM BID: $25.00 (BID INCREMENT $1.00) MAXIMUM BID IN CASE OF TIE 5. Script - Resistance - Kate Mulgrew signed MINIMUM BID: $50.00 (BID INCREMENT $5.00) MAXIMUM BID IN CASE OF TIE 6. Script - Resolution - Kate Mulgrew signed MINIMUM BID: $50.00 (BID INCREMENT $5.00) MAXIMUM BID IN CASE OF TIE 7. Script - Coda - Kate Mulgrew signed MINIMUM BID: $50.00 (BID INCREMENT $5.00) MAXIMUM BID IN CASE OF TIE 8. Script - Unity - Kate Mulgrew signed MINIMUM BID: $50.00 (BID INCREMENT $5.00) MAXIMUM BID IN CASE OF TIE 9. Script - Living Witness - Kate Mulgrew signed MINIMUM BID: $50.00 (BID INCREMENT $5.00) MAXIMUM BID IN CASE OF TIE 10. Voyager Season 2 card #151 "Death Wish" John DeLancie signed MINIMUM BID: $10.00 (BID INCREMENT $2.00) MAXIMUM BID IN CASE OF TIE 11. Voyager Season 2 card #190 "Death Wish" John DeLancie signed MINIMUM BID: $10.00 (BID INCREMENT $2.00) MAXIMUM BID IN CASE OF TIE 12. Voyager "Caretaker" card #47 - Kate Mulgrew signed MINIMUM BID: $15.00 (BID INCREMENT $2.00) MAXIMUM BID IN CASE OF TIE 13. Voyager "Caretaker" card #12 - Kate Mulgrew signed MINIMUM BID: $15.00 (BID INCREMENT $2.00) MAXIMUM BID IN CASE OF TIE 14. Voyager Season 1 card #28 "Eye of the Needle" - Kate Mulgrew signed MINIMUM BID: $15.00 (BID INCREMENT $2.00) MAXIMUM BID IN CASE OF TIE 15. The Next Generation - (1992) card #10 "Dr. Crusher" - Gates McFadden signed MINIMUM BID: $15.00 (BID INCREMENT $2.00) MAXIMUM BID IN CASE OF TIE 16. 8 x 10 (color) John Delancie "Q" Photo (in Q robes) - John DeLancie signed MINIMUM BID: $15.00 (BID INCREMENT $2.00) MAXIMUM BID IN CASE OF TIE 17. 8 x 10 (color) Nana Visitor Photo (not in character) - Nana Visitor signed MINIMUM BID: $15.00 (BID INCREMENT $2.00) MAXIMUM BID IN CASE OF TIE 18. 8 x 10 (color) Alexander Siddig ("Bond" tuxedo) - Alexander Siddig signed MINIMUM BID: $15.00 (BID INCREMENT $2.00) MAXIMUM BID IN CASE OF TIE 19. 8 x 10 (color) Kate Mulgrew (Janeway) - Kate Mulgrew signed MINIMUM BID: $25.00 (BID INCREMENT $2.00) MAXIMUM BID IN CASE OF TIE 20. Playbill from "Hamlet" starring Robert Beltran - signed by Robert Beltran MINIMUM BID: $15.00 (BID INCREMENT $5.00) MAXIMUM BID IN CASE OF TIE 21. 9" Janeway Action Figure - Kate Mulgrew signed MINIMUM BID: $35.00 (BID INCREMENT $5.00) MAXIMUM BID IN CASE OF TIE 22. 5" Janeway Action Figure - Kate Mulgrew signed MINIMUM BID: $15.00 (BID INCREMENT $2.00) MAXIMUM BID IN CASE OF TIE 23. 5" Kes Action Figure - Jennifer Lien signed MINIMUM BID: $15.00 (BID INCREMENT $5.00) MAXIMUM BID IN CASE OF TIE 24. 3 x 5 (color) Janeway postcard (publicity pose) (unsigned) MINIMUM BID: $5.00 (BID INCREMENT $1.00) MAXIMUM BID IN CASE OF TIE 25. 3 x 5 (color) Janeway postcard (from "Caretaker") (unsigned) MINIMUM BID: $5.00 (BID INCREMENT $1.00) MAXIMUM BID IN CASE OF TIE 26. Voyager Comic Book #14 February 98 - Kate Mulgrew signed MINIMUM BID: $15.00 (BID INCREMENT $2.00) MAXIMUM BID IN CASE OF TIE 27. Brentwood News newspaper- announcing "Mayor" Mulgrew - Kate Mulgrew signed MINIMUM BID: $15.00 (BID INCREMENT $2.00) MAXIMUM BID IN CASE OF TIE 28. Heartbeat Publicity Photo (B&W) - Kate Mulgrew, Gail Strickland, Laura Johnson - Kate Mulgrew signed MINIMUM BID: $15.00 (BID INCREMENT $2.00) MAXIMUM BID IN CASE OF TIE 29. Heartbeat Publicity Photo (B&W) - Kate Mulgrew, Laura Johnson - Kate Mulgrew signed MINIMUM BID: $15.00 (BID INCREMENT $2.00) MAXIMUM BID IN CASE OF TIE 30. Heartbeat Publicity Photo (B&W) - Kate Mulgrew, Ben Masters - Kate Mulgrew signed MINIMUM BID: $15.00 (BID INCREMENT $2.00) MAXIMUM BID IN CASE OF TIE 31. Plaque - 8 x 10 photo mounted on faux marble with brass plaque. Limited Edition 595/995 - Kate Mulgrew signed MINIMUM BID: $75.00 (BID INCREMENT $5.00) MAXIMUM BID IN CASE OF TIE 32. 1975 Star Trek (original series) Official Space Emblems Fabric Patches - Individually packaged Uhura; McCoy; Spock ; Enterprise -ship; Starship Enterprise; Command Badge emble (3). 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