1. How do you like your Beans?

Shaken, not stirred
Skewered on arrows
Jazzed up
Mud pie
With a side of Beef Wellington
In a still-life
Full of sound and fury, signifying nothing
Very, very hot
Wet
Flambé

2. What’s your man’s weapon of choice?

A rifle
A gun
A sword
An electromagnetic pulse weapon
A dagger
A knife
A bomb
His boss
A book of Yeats' poems
A throbbing erection

3. Which is your man's favorite piece of clothing?

80's black slacks
The Horn of Gondor
A valuable gemstone
Khakis
An ornamental injector gun
A Chosen Man's stripe
A crown
His car keys
Whatever the artist pays him to wear
Absolutely nothing; clothing just gets in the way

4. Your dream vacation includes:

Marching through Spain with a bunch of riflemen
Marching through Middle-earth with a bunch of hobbits
Marching through the Iraqi desert with a bunch of SAS men
Sneaking through the Freedom Reading Room to the Underground
Terrorist training, killing aristocrats, pursuing revenge
Kidnapping little girls to get rich
Trying to take over the throne of Scotland
Going to jazz clubs
Posing for a famous painting
Making love in the great outdoors

5. Your favorite coffee blend:

Spanish
English
Irish
Elvish
Twice-boiled
Drug-free
Whatever the boss's wife is pouring
Whatever they serve the count and the cardinal
Round about the cauldron go, in the poisoned entrails throw
With cream

6. Which tastes better?

Strawberries
Two parts gin, one part brandy, one part Creme de Menthe
Barbecued rabbit
The milk of human kindness
Malt beer and red meat off the bone
Polish food
Army food
Yorkshire pudding
Gold coins
Taste is a sense offense!

7. Your man tries hard to stay away from:

Mines
Forests
Prison
Dams
French ambushes
Grammaton Clerics
Open graves
Exploding cars
Enraged artists
Jealous spouses

8. When going for a nice Sunday afternoon outing, your man takes you for:

A brisk, long (and I mean looong) walk
A naked run in the rain
A chance to watch him fight and count his winnings
A ride through the Nether to an abandoned church
A tour around the castle grounds
A drink, a dance, a detour to save his boss from thugs
A steep climb on a high-tech dish antenna
A raid on a city occupied by Napoleon's troops
A joyride over a bridge to shoot at his enemies
A trip to the train station

9. If not you, your man's ideal love interest would be:

A sexy yet dangerous Spanish assassin
A spirited Englishwoman
An American girl with a shady past
A would-be Italian aristocrat
A horny adulteress
A scary Shakespearean queen
A passionate woman who's off the dose
Any babe who has caught James Bond's eye
A noble Ranger
Who has time for love when there's killing to be done?